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11/12/2024

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05/12/2024

RULES FOR COUPLES FOR BEING MAD

1. Be mad at me, but don't insult me. Anger is not a ticket to speak carelessly

2. Be mad at me, but tell me why you are mad. Don't assume I know

3. Be mad at me, but don't broadcast it to others. Cover me

4. Be mad at me, but don't forget the many good things about me. Be objective and fair

5. Be mad at me, but also remember the many other times I have forgiven you

6. Be mad at me, but don't give me silent treatment. Keep the communication lines open

7. Be mad at me, but don't use it as an excuse to cheat on me

8. Be mad at me, but don't hurt me to even the score. Love doesn't revenge

9. Be mad at me, but don't stay mad for long. Let's sort this out quickly

10. Be mad at me, but don't stop praying for me. I still need your prayers

11. Be mad at me, but don't threaten to quit what we have. Ending it is not the solution

12. Be mad at me, but don't punish me using s*x. Let's keep intimacy special, don't weaponize it

13. Be mad at me, but don't keep reminding me of things you said you forgave me for

14. Be mad at me, but don't develop a bad attitude or view of yourself. I take responsibility for offending you, let's make us work

Please bless me with a follow 🙏

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05/12/2024

MEN AND BRAS:

Different types of bras give a man different vibes;

1. 'The padded bra""
This makes the woman's chest look fuller; it brings out the shape of her twins and makes the man wish his hands can replace the lucky pads.

2. "The sports bra"
Yes, her chest may not jump up and down as she actively works out or goes all sporty, but this makes the man see fitness and s*xiness in her at the same time. Uuhh, the wonder of tight fitings.

3. "The clear strap bra"
This brings out an element of mystery. It makes him concentrate on her skin; her arms and shoulders. It makes him want to trace the clear straps with his playful fingers, may be they might lead him to the peek of her two protruding hills.

4. "The non-padded bra"
This brings out her feminine softness, her chest perfectly pushes out and depending on how cold it is or how aroused she is, he can get a view of her two hard grapes poking out through the thin fabric.

5. "The push-up bra"
One word for this: CLEAVAGE!

6. "The laced bra"
This bra is more like lingerie, absolute eye candy. It loudly speaks out sensuality. He looks at his woman feeling romantic, and a sense elegance and maturity. He wants it removed but not in a hurry, because it really looks good on her; so classic, grown and s*xy.

7. "The strapless bra"
This is the one that amuses yet puzzles. She wears a bare back, he looks at her back and sees no bra but her front looks dressed. He wonders how she can just put on a strapless thing and it doesn't fall off. The woman's body makes for some good study.

8. "No bra"
He smiles when his woman let's the twins loose. Or when she wears a dress or t-shirt and sees the twins free, what a view!

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05/12/2024

BEST TIME TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR SPOUSE

Yes, you should make love anytime you both want to but here are strategic times you don't want to miss and means the whole world to your spouse. Make your spouse feel super special during this period, enjoy love making like never before and help them overcome s*xual temptation out there and stick to you -their honey pot, sweet sugar pie and paradise zone forever *winks*.

1. Before they travel.

2. After they return from travelling.

3. Second to fourth days before and after menstruation for those with regular period and wants love making without the drama of pregnancy, condom, pills or injection.

4. Ovulation period for those seeking babies.

5. All through 9 months pregnancy day in, day out as your power can carry. (Don't vomit on uncle during the first trimester sha).

6. When they are not happy.

7. When they feel so lonely or depressed.

8. On a cold rainy night.

9. Early harmattan morning.

10. During celebration e.g new job, business breakthrough, promotion, award of contract, etc.

11. When you are looking super s*xy and he can't take his eyes off you.

12. When you are super charming and she is prowling all over you.

13. After settling your "quarrel".

Alright, there you go baby, go rock your lover's bed. Here you go uncle, start doing some press up and weight lifts, you need some energy to do your job during this period, laughs.

Seriously, there is no time limit or barrier to anytime you want to make love to your spouse.

Follow your schedule, rhythm passion, time table or whatever.

Don't neglect those special moments either, love making during those periods are more meaningful, deep and affectionate but each family differs. Just do what works for you.

I want you to experience uninterrupted bliss, joy and peace in every way you can in your marriage.

Your home is blessed

05/12/2024

MARRIAGE IS FOR PEACEMAKERS

1. Marriage is for two people who would rather maintain their love than win arguments against each other

2. Marriage is for people who know when not to speak till tempters cool

3. Marriage is for emotionally stable people who are able to not act or say irrational things just because they feel like it

4. Marriage is not a place for wars, settling scores and tit for tats, but a place for seeking solutions

5. Marriage is not a place that adds to your stress but a safe haven, where you run to after a hard day

6. Marriage is for two people who choose not to react to issues but to respond to them. Reacting is self seeking, instant and not thought through the consequences; responding is looking out for the best interest of the both of you and being prudent

7. Marriage is a place where anger is seen as a normal human emotion but that anger gets neutralized with love so that it doesn't become a threat

8. Marriage is not a place for shouting matches, insults, violence and the throwing of glasses; but a place for mature conversations, mutual understanding and the willingness to learn

9. Marriage is a place where the two prefer to talk about sensitive issues when they are both calm, not defensive

10. Marriage is a place for constantly making up, not going to bed mad at each other

11. Marriage is a place for exercising patience, the two don't put pressure on each other

12. Marriage is a place for kisses, hugs, gifts and words of affection that bring down walls

13. Marriage is a place where pride and ego is put down and the two are caring enough to reach out to each and initiate reconciliation when they have wounded each other

14. Marriage is a place of perspective. You don't destroy your entire marriage that you have built all these years just because of a misunderstanding

The strongest marriages are made of husbands and wives who are peace makers. Do you love peace enough to give it to your spouse? Blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called children of God.

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05/12/2024

Effect of not having $ex
1. Headache
2. Waist pain
3. High blood pressure
4. Fvcking in the dream
5. Quarrelling with neighbors everyday
6. Shouting at customers daily.
7. Fighting over 10 cedis change when U bought something🤣🤣
8. Always angry when you see lovers.🫵🏽
9. Always shouting at conductor in public bus🤣🤣
10. Dry skin

05/12/2024

DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!

1. RECONCILIATION S*X

S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING S*X

There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT S*X

When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE S*X

This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED S*X

This is a s*x that married couples should do often to build their love life. One "Quickie" is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or Kitui. A Quickie is that very fast s*x that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don't take formal permission quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don't believe in surprise s*x are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn't start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden.

6. EXERCISE S*X

This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it's Owner - the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God's mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT S*X

You use this type of S*x to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you".

8. REWARD S*X

This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward S*x is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward S*x is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It's extra ordinary.

9. PROCREATION S*X

This is s*x you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum pe*******on. Support your wife with pillow is you aren't a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. S***m needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don't pull fast

04/12/2024

HABITS A WOMAN SHOULD LEARN AND PRACTICE IN MARRIAGE

1. Play with your husband. Don’t be too serious always. Let romance and playful expressions be shown daily with your spouse. Look for ways to laugh together and share joyful moments. Say something funny and do something funny together.

2. Invite and Take a bath with your husband, especially at night. Enjoy the pleasure of bathing together. Showering with your spouse is sweet, intimate, and a great way to get fully comfortable with each other’s bodies. Tell him to help you scrub your back as you bathe together. Play together in the bathroom.

3. Give your husband a serious shoulder, back, and neck massage in the bathroom, bedroom, and living room as often as possible. You don’t need to be an expert to give your spouse a good message. Ask your spouse to lie on his body.

4. Say “I love you” to your husband often. Tell him and show him you love him so much. It is not only women that are moved by what they hear. Men are moved by what they hear too.

5. Call, Or Send A Romantic Text Message To Your Husband. Call, email, or send a romantic text message to him when you’re apart so he knows you are thinking of him. Call him on phone whenever he goes out just to say, “I love you”, and you can’t wait to see him back home. Do it now!

6. When your husband comes back from the office, meet him as if this is what you have been waiting for all day. Smile at him. Give him a kiss and a hug. Don’t have a sour face. Smile when you see him always and welcome him home with a hug. Let him know you are happy to see him. Help him unbutton his shirt as he undresses after an outing.

7. When last did you buy a gift for your husband? Surprise him with a fun gift of some kind that he’d enjoy having this month. Buy him a new set of underwear. Buy him new pair of socks, belts, shoes, shirts, trousers, wristwatch or handset. Nothing is too small or big to give to your dear husband.

8. Give your “Husband of the Year Award”, “Father of the Year Award” or “Lover of the Year Award”. Organize a special ceremony to celebrate this. Dedicate any award you receive or any book you write to your spouse.

9. Celebrate his birthday elaborately. Don’t take his birthday for granted. Call his friends, your friends, and your families to remind them of his birthday. Tell them to call and pray for him.

10. Never allow family members or friends to treat him disrespectfully: Defend him before anyone who dishonors him or trivializes his position as your husband.

11. Appreciate his efforts. Men like to be appreciated. Nothing provokes a man to perform than appreciation.

12. Cook his food promptly. Specially serve him. Treat him like a king. Serve your husband as your king. Special plates are for your husband, not for your pastor or visitors. Don’t just cook his food alone, serve it specially. Don’t delegate it to someone else. Treat him like a VIP. Treat him like a special guest on the dining table.

13. Dress to attract your husband always. Every man loves a good-looking and attractive woman. Don’t stop looking good because you are now married. Walk like a beauty queen. Put on a smiling face, and properly compose yourself. Get attractive wear (gown) for private use. Invest in s*xy attires that turn him on when you are with him.

14. Support his vision and buy books that pertain to his career and vision for him: PRAY FOR YOUR HUSBAND ALWAYS. Believe in your husband. Make him know that you believe in him and his vision. Be his number-one fan.

15. Make your bedroom a s*x sanctuary. Keep it clean, neat, and smelling fresh at all times. Don’t use your bedroom as a place to throw your dirty laundry.

16. Continue to show love to your husband, even if you don’t receive it. God who sees your efforts will touch his heart. When God steps in, miracles happen. (Galatians 6:9).