Dr. Rhay

18/04/2025

Nah waa o😁😆😄😃😀

15/01/2025

Good night vibes😁😂😆

1. Anything wey get "green" no dey good.... Just take a look at Nigeria flag and glo network. Even under green grass, snake 🐍 dey dey there😂😂

2. When I was in primary school, nothing sweets me like a closing bell on Friday without an Assignment😁😂😂

3. Teacher: what's your favorite drink?
Student: Schweppes.
Teacher: spell it
Student: na lie oo, my favorite drink is coke🙎😂😂😂

4. Me and my girlfriend eating Apple 🍎 in the bus...
Driver: Adam and Eve where una dey stop?😂😂

5. Imagine if God says that our offering money would be our feeding money in heaven, I swear na ulcer go kill some people for heaven🙆😂😂😂

6. Me as a motivational speaker: Bro you won't suffer forever. One day you will die and everything will be over🤷😂😂

7. At a wedding, the MC announced that food will be served in alphabetical order, na so Emeka take change em name to Abraham🙆😂😂😂

8. I have said it before and I will still say it again that if you're still waiting for me to say it again, just know that I have said it before🤷😂😂

9. A little boy said "mum do you know that Anna is an Angel?
Mom said, " you mean the maid, why did you say so?"
The boy said, "well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her hands on the wall and she was shouting 'oh God I am coming! I am coming!!😩'. If it wasn't dad who was holding her tight from behind, she would have gone up to heaven🥺"

Mum went for fight🚶

Children self🙆😂😂😂

10. Guy if they forget you, forget them too. You didn't come to this world to be anybody's memory card🤷😂😆

The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more everyday🙏Dr.rhay

12/01/2025

04/01/2025

Weekend Jokes 😂

1. Who else noticed that anytime you pass a lady, the devil will always whisper to you "Now you can look at her back my child 😁" 😂

2. You are raising your hand to beat your girlfriend Emeka abi? The hand you never raise to answer questions in school.... Shame on you 🙄😂😂

3. At my age, my dad still change channel when they are kissing.... I just laugh, this man doesn't know me oo😁

4. I learnt that boys that jump from one girl to another, we call them "bouncing baby boy" 😂😂😆

5. Bro if you cannot help me, leave it. Stop telling me to keep pushing, I'm not a pregnant woman 🙄😂😂

6. Who else noticed that anytime your teacher is looking at your direction in class, you will be pretending as if you're listening so hard, whereas in your mind, you're planning to deal with siblings for eating your cold eba 😂😂😆

7. Me as a make-up Artist: Cynthia, I have done all the make-up I could, yet you're not still fine. It seems you're only destined to have inner beauty 🤷😂😂

8. Ordinary TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF you're saying your gas has finished.

Cynthia, is gas part of your God given talents 😂😆

9. I will never go out in the night again.... I can't believe I was chased by black nylon last night 😳😂😂😂

10. It is only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity.... "I dey mad oo, ask people 😒" 🙆😂😂

The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more every day

03/01/2025

Nah so he go be blood