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16/02/2025
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In The Lost World of the Kalahari, Laurens van der Post recounts his time living among the indigenous people of the Kalahari Desert. He describes their shock when they discovered that he couldn’t hear the stars.

At first, they assumed he was joking or lying. But when they realized he truly couldn’t hear them, they were deeply saddened. To the Bushmen, being unable to hear nature was the most serious affliction a person could have—a sign of profound disconnection from the world around them.

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05/02/2025
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16/12/2024

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07/10/2024

The Majestic Amazon River: The Lifeblood of South America.

Stretching an impressive 7,020 kilometers, the Amazon River reigns as one of the world's longest river, weaving its way through the heart of South America. Born at the foot of Peru's Mismi mountain, this mighty waterway traverses eight countries – Colombia, Venezuela, Bolivia, Ecuador, Guyana, French Guiana, Suriname, and Brazil – before emptying into the Atlantic Ocean.

A Bridge-Free Wonder
Despite its enormity, the Amazon River remains untouched by bridges, preserving its pristine natural beauty.

A Legacy of Adventure and Mythology.
Spanish explorer Francisco de Orellana was the first European to chart the Amazon's course to its mouth in 1541. His perilous journey was marked by encounters with fierce female warriors, skilled in archery. Inspired by Greek mythology's legendary Amazons, who battled Heracles and Achilles, Orellana christened the river after these fearless women, forever etching their legacy into history.

Sources: Quiki Riky

Goodwill Message:I unreservedly extend my heartfelt felicitations to our youth-friendly, peace loving, innovative Govern...
23/09/2024

Goodwill Message:

I unreservedly extend my heartfelt felicitations to our youth-friendly, peace loving, innovative Governor; His Excellency,Pastor Umo Eno on the event of the 37th Anniversary of our dear Akwa Ibom State.
Your Excellency, we are living witnesses towards your positive and intentional achievements within the short period in office through the ARISE AGENDA, which are reflective in the developmental strides across the 31 Local Government Areas.

I am confident that God will grant you extraordinary wisdom, strength, good health and longevity as you continue to transmit to the good people of Akwa Ibom State your leadership thrust as encapsulated in the ARISE AGENDA.

HAPPY CELEBRATIONS.
LONG LIVE HIS EXCELLENCY; PASTOR UMO ENO
LONG LIVE AKWA IBOM STATE
LONG LIVE PEOPLES' DEMOCRATIC PARTY

P S
BARR. ITOHOWO IBE-BASSEY YOUTH LEADER III PEOPLES' DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AKWA IBOM STATE

My husband loves wild s*xI never knew this side of him when we were dating because I refused to have s*x outside marriag...
04/07/2024

My husband loves wild s*x
I never knew this side of him when we were dating because I refused to have s*x outside marriage
I married as a virgin.

On our wedding night I regretted getting married as a virgin.
I got to know what B**M was for the first time in my marital home.
My husband handcuffed me to the bed and flogged the living daylight out of me.
I couldn't report to my parents because they are pastors and always preached submission and forgiveness, no sin was too big to be forgiven.

I couldn't tell my friends either, I painted my husband as the best and perfect man on earth because he agreed to wait till our wedding night to have s!x, and I always judged all my friends for having s*x with their partners.
The B**M was not the only problem.

My husband was a serial cheat, he sleeps with everything on skirt
Almost all our neighbours fought him because of their house helps.
The wives were a different matter entirely, they even stopped talking to me as if I was the one that sent him to sleep with their loose maids.

Even the maids laughed at me whenever I walked past them and some openly disrespected my husband in my presence.

I hated my life and the first and only time I ran away from home, my mother slapped me while my father personally drove me back to my husband's house.

The next Sunday, my husband bought a big Generator and projector and donated to my fathers' church.

Everything changed when I met Doctor Ola. He treated the bruises and cuts my husband inflicted on me during our regular fights
From being my doctor, he became my best friend and then our friendship evolved up until now.

I started fighting with my husband just so he'll beat me and I'll have to visit Doc Ola to treat my body and heart.
One night, he came home drunk as usual, after eating the food I served him, he grabbed me and in seconds, he was ontop of me.
Thankfully he didn't handcuff me today.
Suddenly, I watched in surprise as his facial expression changed from pleasure to confusion, and then pain.

He got down from me immediately and held his chest.

"What is it?" I asked

He winced and gasped for air as he tried to talk.

"Are you okay, you're scaring me." I asked again out of fear.

"I, I, I can't breathe." He stuttered

"Are you joking?" I asked him as he tried to stand up from the bed naked, he fell down again.
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"Help me, call someone, I can't breathe." My husband grabbed my hand.

"Stop lying or is this your strategy? If you're tired just say so instead of pretending because if it's those small girls you will have strength. Better come up because I'm h***y and you must satisfy me."

I rolled over and immediately got on top of him, straddling him and shoving his hardness inside me and I rammed him to satisfy my craving.

The look of horror and shock as I pushed him inside me almost made me laugh out..

"Arreee...aaaa...are you ma.d?" He tried to push me off but his hands were as weak as a baby's cuddle.

I ignored and started riding him aggressively nonstop..woah that feeling so ecstatic.

"Stooooopp, pleassseee, this is serious for f.uc.ks sakes, ggget the ee fu.c.k down." He tried to fight me off him.

I continued riding him and moaning loudly. For a man who was complaining that he doesn't want, his hardness painted a different picture from his crying declarations.

He was sweating so much despite the AC working at full capacity. Tears were beginning to drop from his eyes.
Suddenly, he bit his lips so hard, widened his eyes, brought his hands to my neck and just stopped moving a bit.

A few seconds passed then I touched him, put my ears on his chest, nothing was ticking.
I got down, ran to the toilet, got dressed and then I screamed out for assistance from neighbours.

At the hospital, after the gateman helped me carry him to the car, the doctor reported he died of cardiac arrest.
I screamed and rolled on the ground and let my parents and his, friends and family console me.

Doctor Ola offered to give me a pill to make me sleep, and my parents and in-laws supported the idea.
Inside a private room, Doctor Ola held and squeezed my hands gently then whispered
"Where are the rest or did you use all?"
"No, baby, I flushed the remaining ones after. It was even more powerful than you described."
I quickly kissed him, then laid down and pretended to sleep while my parents fussed all over me praying and my in-laws made plans for the burial.

I'm free. At last!!

28/06/2024

Who else remembers the good old days of the 80s and 90s? Those were the times when life was simple, and our biggest worry was what time Tales by Moonlight would start on NTA! If you're part of the Indomie generation, you won't understand the struggle, but if you're an OG like me, put your hand up high!

I'm talking about the days when we'd gather around the TV to watch C**k Crawl at Dawn, Village Headmaster, Samanja, Icheoku, Bala Miller Show, New Masquerade, Mirror in the Sun, Behind the Clouds, Basi and Company, and adaptions of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart! Or when we'd tune in to 📺 tv dramas like Ripples and Checkmate! Do you remember when a pompous classmate would try to flex on you, and all it took was a quick "one kind, one kind" 👀 look to shut them down?

25/06/2024

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