08/05/2026
$109 for this little biometric health ring and honestly… SAY WHAAT?! 😱💍
I took a gamble because reviews these days feel sponsored by someone’s cousin with a discount code 🤨 but at this point spending $100 IS a risk in this economy. Petrol costs a kidney, 2 bags of groceries from Woolies somehow equals $100, and my financial advisor has officially put us on a BU-JEE 💸
BUT… this made the cut and yes, sometimes risks have no guarantees but they can come with great reward🙌🏼
I’ve had it for 4 days and I still can’t understand paying $600+ for an Oura Ring AND a monthly subscription when this tiny thing tracks steps, HRV, heart rate, stress, oxygen levels, workouts and sleep …without monthly subs👀
Does the Oura Ring also shock you when you become unproductive and announce when it’s time to p**p? Because how much tracking do we actually need 😂
I’ve also been battling with the whole “giving away my biometric data” thing because privacy basically left the chat years ago 🫠 BUT I’m trying to understand my body better, both intuitively and through patterns. I’m on a bit of a healing/fitness era and I need all the help I can get before menopause kicks the front door in unexpectedly 🚪😂 Instead, I want to sort some things out before she knocks and instead of giving her my soul, I plan on giving her the finger🖕🏻
And before the holistic crew tackle me over EMFs… yes darl, I checked ✅ Ran straight to my friend’s house with an RF meter and this thing barely registered. Meanwhile my phone lit the meter up like a pokie machine 🎰
Anyway. For NOW this is my chosen evil with purpose🤝
If you want to know what brand this fabulous cheap and cheerful little 💍 is, and want a peek at the daily stats and tracking, drop “109” in the comments 👇
I’ll put something together… once I figure out how to screen record my phone 😵💫