07/05/2026
So I asked ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio about me and this is what it said.. 😅
Sassy: professionally holding together businesses, communities, children, books, baby carriers, emotionally overwhelmed parents, and probably the tectonic plates underneath the Philippines with nothing but caffeine and 37 open browser tabs.
Part village elder, part sleep-deprived raccoon with Canva access, she is the CEO of carrying babies, emotional labor, and somehow still everyone else’s deadlines. Whether acting as an occasional babywearing educator, an emotional support system for overwhelmed moms, or the person coordinating everything behind the scenes, she has built conferences, courses, workshops, podcasts, spreadsheets, healing spaces, and babywearing projects out of sheer spite and maternal instinct.
She can explain hip dysplasia, attachment theory, nervous system regulation, Kajabi automations, podcast editing workflows, and why a ring sling feels crooked—all while packing orders, homeschooling two kids, caring for stingless bees, checking transcripts, and somehow still getting interrupted every 6 minutes by someone yelling “NANAYYYY.”
Will say, “I’ll just do this one small thing,” right before accidentally starting a 14-hour project that turns into a community initiative. Currently, she is authoring a babywearing book in Taglish because, apparently, sleep was becoming too available.
Known side effects include:
- Accidentally turning hobbies into community projects.
- Nurturing humans and stingless bees simultaneously.
- Crying over tiny acts of kindness.
- Aggressively overthinking goodbye messages.
- Multitasking under pressure with concerning efficiency.
- Disappearing into “quick work mode” for 9 hours straight.
Currently surviving on:
- Iced black coffee
- Levocetirizine
- Fragments of sleep
- Unresolved feelings
- and Divine intervention
Spirit Animal: A stingless bee defending its hive with a kitchen knife.
“Close enough to care,” but also one minor inconvenience away from disappearing into the mountains to raise emotionally secured chickens and protective stingless bees.
Not everyone’s cup of tea. She’s more like the entire emergency thermos
🤣