31/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS!!!
It is to inform you all that our closely associated Friend Mr. 2025 is retiring today.
His 12 wives, 52 children and 365 grand children will also be attending his send off arranged tonight at 23.59 hrs. He has asked me to share this good news with you that he is retiring with ALL your problems such as ailments, frustrations, failures, disappointments, worries, shame, disgrace and rejections.
While, his successor - Mr. 2026 has announced that he will compensate everyone with long life, good health, wealth, love and affection, peace, joy, prosperity and abundant blessings.
Profound Regards & Seasons Greetings