Psychologist kashif manzoor

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Pakistani dramas are making people psychopaths

تو میسی فٹ بال کا غازی کہلائے گا😆

A universal dukhrra

ایک انگریز کو بچپن سے ہی یہ خوف تھا کہ جب وہ سوتا ہے تو اس کے بیڈ کے نیچے کوئی ہوتا ہے لیکن بڑا ہونے کے بعد اس کا یہ خوف دور نہ ہوا.
بڑی سوچ بچار کے بعد وہ ایک ماہر نفسیات کے پاس گیا اور اسے اپنا مسئلہ بتایا کہ کوئی حل بتائیں نہیں تو میں اس خوف سے پاگل ہو جاؤنگا.
ماہر نفسیات نے اسے کہا کہ مجھ سے علاج کروا لو. ایک سال میں تمہارا یہ مسئلہ گارنٹی کے ساتھ حل ہو جائے گا. بس ہفتے میں تین دن تمہیں آنا ہو گا میرے پاس.

انگریز نے پوچھا اور آپ کی فیس کتنی ہو گی.
200 ڈالر فی وزٹ، ماہر نفسیات نے بتایا.

ہمممممم، چلیں میں سوچ کر بتاتا ہوں، انگریز بولا.

پھر کوئی ایک سال بعد اس گورے اور ماہر نفسیات کی کسی فنگشن پر ملاقات ہوئی تو ماہر نفسیات نے پوچھا کہ تم آئے نہیں میرے پاس.
گورے نے جواب دیا کہ میرا وہ مسئلہ میرے ایک پاکستانی دوست نے صرف "ایک بریانی کی پلیٹ اور ایک بوتل" پر دور کروا دیا اور آپ کی فیس کے پیسے بچا کر میں نے گاڑی بھی خرید لی ہے 😎

ماہر نفسیات نے بڑی حیرانی سے پوچھا: بھئی اس نے ایسا کیا علاج بتایا مجھے بھی بتاؤ پلیز
گورا: پاکستانی دوست نے مشورہ دیا کہ بیڈ بیچ دو اور فرش پر گدا ڈال کر سویا کرو😂
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I hope this is helpful to many

You just need to make difference

لچی سائیکالوجی دا پاوا
فرائڈ لاوا

لپزگ جرمنی دا پاوا ولہیلم ونٹ لاوا

What are you thinking about your career these days? What and where do you want to be in future? I had conversation with a couple of people who are appointed on bps-17 none of them was happy with their job.

I wanted to do this many times. Did this once in masters class and then I wasn't allowed to sit in class for next 7 days

If someone surprises you with their actions don't wait for long surprise them immediately so they have to think twice before surprising anyone else

What was the most odd thing which you observed in your university?
Well for me it was, one of my female best friend from my class told me in January that due to cold weather she haven't washed her face from last three days.she told me in a way that as if it was her achievement, I can't forget her expressions when she was telling me this and I was literally shocked and amazed

School of thoughts,personality psychology, dsm 💔aur bas kiya btaun yawwwwrrrr

You guys faced criticism every day, you got an opportunity today go prove yourself 🤲i hope you stand tall today (InshaAllah) let's pray for the team Green 💚

Free yourself from the society's advice, most of them have no idea of what they're doing.

A lot of us are going through financial issues a lot of us think that we shouldn't be the burden on our parents anymore and while thinking about being jobless we get overwhelmed and we end up being hopeless. So if you are going through this i just wanted to tell you that Allah has plans for you he's taking care of your ridq.if you are struggling then it is certain that you will start a job soon.do more of good things take dua's from your parents, increase your will for earning and keep struggling.thinking negative won't help you.if you are getting a little opportunity just avail it.good luck!

Blessed are those for whom people pray 💐. If I ever helped you then I'm requesting you to pray for me whenever you remember me

Is example mein aapi jo hyn unka super ego improve ho k super duper ego ho gya hy

If you choose to remain silent in front of stupids, if you understand things every time, congratulations you are wise so you shouldn't feel sad for being the one who understands everytime. You got something great so no need to regret for all above.

Focus on the right things. Things that matter. Not on other people's lives, their drama, problems & behaviour.All that isn’t your business. You need to fix what needs fixing in your life. Don’t be distracted. Don’t compare your life to others. Circumstances are never the same.‬

M***i ismail menk

Sigmund Freud his mother Amalia 1926.
I'm trying not to laugh! Cuz odipus complex nzr nhin arha mujhy

All of us go through some professional situations after which we feel embarrassed and we make a chain of thought which starts from we shouldn't have said that or we shouldn't have done that like this and we end up in stress. We can deal this with one line "I'm still learning if this went this way I'll improve it next time"
How many professionals are here so far?

Compassion needs ko adhora dekhty huiy 😐

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I just want to share an odd thing with you guys that the teacher who was teaching us the school of thought of freud said "yeh khud prh lena bhut gndi batyn hyn ismn" 🙃and I literally felt upset and disappointed and I said " ma'am yhi tw mera favorite school of thought hy and she said bchy khud prh lena"

If you have been good to humanity. If you have been spreading love and happiness among the creation of Allah!. You won't die until getting the rewards in duniya and even you will get reward in akhira.keep being good

It's all about the thoughts. If we think different we can be happy ☺️

TRUE MEANING OF LIFE

1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters.
3. To make soap, oil is required and to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life.
Everybody needs somebody at any one point in time. Do not despise or treat anyone with scorn when they are excelling or failing more than you. There is time for EVERYTHING and for EVERYONE.Keep TRUSTING in God and WAITING for your turn. Your time to POP will come at God's appointed time. NEVER GIVE UP! He makes all things beautiful in his own time.

_To understand what life is, you have to visit three locations:_
*1.* The hospital,
*2.* The prison and
*3.* The Cemetery.

*At the Hospital,*
you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than health.

*In prison,*
you'll see that freedom is the most precious thing.

*At the cemetary,*
you will realize that life is worth nothing, the ground we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.

Let us therefore remain humble by having the fear of God and respect for everyone in our society.

*May the grace and mercy of the Almighty God follow us everyday.

أحيانا تكون الأشياء الصغيرة في الحياة أكثر من كافية

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Got an opportunity to appear at the tomb of jinah to recite fatiha

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No offense but in Pakistan these beggars are earning more than a psychologist can 😩