The 'Watt'er Boy

09/11/2025

To promote drinking more water at home AND getting away from plastics, I am giving away a Ninja Thirsti to one lucky winner.

To enter follow this link: https://kickofflabs.com/giveaway/fizztastic-giveaway

There are a handful of ways to gain multiple entries. Good luck!

Every person that enters will also receive a free eBook on the water I use in my own Thirsti at home, which saves me money and also allows me to cut out plastics.

**This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed, or administered by, or associated with, Facebook.** (Must be 18 to in giveaway. MUST BE U.S. RESIDENT to enter. Entries end on Sept 22nd at midnight.)

08/24/2025

Get the free Kangen water eBook @ https://blackpeach83.yourbodyiswater.info

08/21/2025

Cuttin' out plastics like a BEAST over here.

When you own an Enagic water ionizer, a Ninja Thirsti and buy Strike Force Energy packets, you have all the liquid treats and hydration you need, WITHOUT the plastics!

Making sodas or energy drinks with alkalized kangen water also helps lower the acid you put into your body. (Excess acid leads to sickness, heartburn, weak teeth, decay, disease, etc)

Oh, AND having all of these saves you money, over time, from not buying over-priced single drinks from the store.

Strike Force link in bio: strikeforceenergy.com/discount/healthandhorror

08/19/2025

The new black cherry flavor is friggin great, especially mixed in smooth, fresh ionized water.

www.strikeforceenergy.com/discount/healthandhorror

08/12/2025

08/09/2025

Look for yourself at the **Enagic link in my bio**
https://blackpeach83.yourbodyiswater.info

Everything you need to know is there. 💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧

07/29/2025

Let’s talk about Kangen Water and it’s incredible benefits to your health and well-being. This is water with a pH of 8.5-9.5 making it perfect for drinking. It’s alkaline, hydrogen-rich, delicious 💦 and the only choice when it comes to water!

It's no surprise that Kangen Water with a pH of 9.5 is the best drinking water available. Plus, Kangen Water does not remove many minerals such as calcium, sodium, potassium and magnesium that are lost in the process of purifying bottled water, making it the optimal choice for ultimate hydration.

There are also a variety of ways to get the best out of this amazing water, so let’s dive in!

This is the best water to use for
🍚 cooking,
🥦 gardening
🐶 & pet care.

It enhances aromas in coffees and teas and is excellent to use in soups and stews. It can be used in place of water in all of your recipes to truly bring out the flavors in every dish. Use it when boiling rice and vegetables to create flavorful, crisp dishes and perfectly tender rice. When used for your pet’s hydration, it results in a glossy coat, clear eyes, and great overall health and energy levels.

You can also use it to water plants that prefer slightly alkaline water. Plants like: asparagus, beets, cabbage, cauliflower, celery, carrots, mushrooms, parsley, geraniums, irises, phlox, vinca, hydrangeas (for pink blooms), and lilacs will benefit from using Kangen Water.

Want more information about the variety of ways Kangen Water can enhance your life then request our FREE ebook

07/16/2025

Bottled waters SEEM cheap because all you see when you buy one is $2 cost. But we need MUCH more drinking water than one $2 bottle of water a day. So once you start buying the recommended daily volume of water, for better health, that $2 can become $400 or more and month.

Even using tap water, toilet flushes, and showers do not come to this amount per month. So you have to start asking "WHY is bottled water so expensive?"

It's because it was a simple and sure way for greedy people to become millionaires via our ignorance. Founders/CEO's of the bottle water industry are slum-lords who want to make an extreme profit off of your vulnerability in a daily, stressful life.

But now we can stop "renting" from these millionaires and own the water for ourselves. We can become the CEO of our own water production...AT HOME. My water ionizer is the best purchase I ever made for having affordable, healthy water at my disposal.

Renting is for short-term. Owning is for long-term. Bottled water is renting while making water at home is owning.

Also, bottled waters do not only waste your money. It tricks you by misleading labels when the water inside is just old filtered water that has little to no health benefits.

Kangen water, from an ionizer, is fresh, alkalized, micro-clustered, smooth tasting water direct from its source. And you pay once to have unlimited antioxidant water in your kitchen for many years to come.

Bottled water is almost a big a scam as insurance. But unlike insurance, you can easily stop helping fund the plastic water industry and take control over your drinking water, yourself.

You'll never understand how good is until you taste its smoothness and sweetness. It's the best tasting and easiest drinking water I have ever had which is why it's the only water my wife and I have drank for 6 years now.

blackpeach83.kangendemo.com/?c=landing&p=p97tUD1O

04/19/2025

Everyone, even people who knew me most my life, called me an idiot for promoting this machine and the water when I discovered it 6 years ago. They said it was just a placebo effect...

I have drank 5 liters of it every day since that time and am still in love with it. CANNOT live without it. My wife is now addicted to it too.

I don't think a placebo effect works for 6 straight years.

It is so clean and smooth and thin that I am always grateful for it one those nights when I am over-heating or have cotton-mouth.

My wife and I also never get sick enough that we have to lounge all day. We always have very minimal symptoms if we do happen to catch anything. But we are never "shut down for business".

In the past 6 years my worst sicknesses were a night of nausea from a bad nootropic and one day of bed rest with Covid. I still chugged down 5 liters of on those days and was back the next day.

If you aren't drinking enough water every day then you are WRONG.

And many of you dislike water because you have only ever tasted off-putting, low quality water. Once you start drinking this water you learn that drinking water, REAL drinking water, is actually good. Then you want it more often.

Also, if all my past naysayers drank the same amount of water as I did, but from bottled waters, then they have now spent around $36,000 in the last 6 years.

I only paid $4000...

So yeah, what a complete moron I am...

04/10/2025

The healthiest, best tasting water...unlimited in my bathroom while it is freezing and icing over outside.

I have NO excuse to NOT drink my daily requirement of water because I own this machine.

I also pay thousands less than the avid bottled water drinker pays for their water.

03/28/2025

08/09/2024

, sucking your money down the drain...