11/08/2020
My food weakness is weird. Most folks claim ice cream, chips, chocolate or french fries. I love all of those, but my food weakness is mayonnaise-heavy side salads; macaroni, potato, broccoli etc... At summer BBQ’s I barely touch the mains and load up on sides. No regrets, it’s an indulgence I thoroughly enjoy. Staying guilt-free at home can be harder because when I make a batch of my famous Hawaiian-Style Mac salad with 2 cups of mayo, chances are I’ll eat the majority of it. The result is regrettable. Aside from feeling crummy because I’m not in alignment with my nutritional philosophy, my GI system usually scolds me too.
Searching for camping recipes, I came across the “The Broccoli Hater-Converter” from . As I chuckled at the title I read over the recipe. It is awesomely indulgent, and I want to enjoy it freely so I made some swaps and changes.
My version still has broccoli-hater conversion powers but with much lower fat, sugar and calorie counts.
BEHOLD!
More broccoli
Grapes instead of raisins
Less bacon (but still….bacon!)
Tons of flavor, crunch and nutrition
Creamy dressing that still has mayo in it.
Serves 6
Time: 30 minutes
8 slices Bacon: Don’t crumble! Cook until crisp, rest on paper towels then break or cut into big chunks.
2 broccoli crowns broken/cut into bite-size pieces (about 4 cups)
¼ cup of diced red onion (¼-½ onion)
2 cups of seedless red grapes sliced in half
3 T red wine vinegar
1-2 T sugar or equivalent substitute
½ cup fat free greek yogurt
½ cup real mayonnaise
Salt and Pepper to taste
Toasted sunflower seeds (about 1 tsp per serving to sprinkle on top)
-Stir to dissolve sugar in red wine vinegar.
-Add it to the mayo and yogurt and whisk together.
-Taste dressing and adjust salt/pepper before adding to dry ingredients.
-Put dry ingredients except sunflower seeds in a big bowl
-Toss while to evenly combine.
-Pour dressing over the top and gently stir to distribute dressing.
-Take care not to let the bacon chunks get obliterated into tiny pieces.
-Serve right away with a sprinkle of toasted sunflower seeds
-It can sit for a day or so in the refrigerator. After that, it gets gloppy.