X-Pedition Events

04/29/2026

04/28/2026

Registration is now OPEN!

History doesn’t wait. Neither does this start line.
🪖 RUCK. 🚴 RIDE. 🏆 CONQUER.
X-PEDITION GLADIATOR · Bike + Ruck Duathlon
Saturday · May 23, 2026 · 0700
Resaca de la Palma State Park — Brownsville, TX
First of its kind in the Rio Grande Valley. First of its kind on this trail. First of its kind, period.
Be the first. Be legendary. Be a Gladiator.
Cap: 250 . Window: short. Excuses: zero.
🔗 https://www.trireg.com/2174
Duathlon USATriathlon TrailLife

04/28/2026

History doesn’t wait. Neither does this start line.
🪖 RUCK. 🚴 RIDE. 🏆 CONQUER.
X-PEDITION GLADIATOR · Bike + Ruck Duathlon
Saturday · May 23, 2026 · 0700
Resaca de la Palma State Park — Brownsville, TX
First of its kind in the Rio Grande Valley. First of its kind on this trail. First of its kind, period.
Be the first. Be legendary. Be a Gladiator.
Cap: 250 . Window: short. Excuses: zero.
🔗 https://www.trireg.com/2174
Duathlon USATriathlon TrailLife

04/25/2026

🚨 PARENT X-PEDITION OF THE DAY 🚨

I’m on a mission to decode the 2026 archives. Today’s specimen: “GYATT.” I asked my kid what it meant and they just looked at me like I was a Level 1 Sinner from the prehistoric ages of 2010. 💀

Your Mission: Go find a Gen Alpha (or a Zalpha if you can find one not currently staring at a VR headset) and ask them for a definition.

Warning: Prepare for “The Look.” You know the one. The “How are you even an adult?” look.

Report your findings in the comments. Are we cool yet, or are we just “cooked”? 🍳😂

04/24/2026

Big news from the X-Pedition Scholars team! We are officially a Professional Timing System Partner with Race Result, and we’re bringing a new level of prestige to our local community.

We aren’t just timing races; we are providing Boston Qualifier (BQ) quality services. This means elite-grade precision, world-class chip timing, and the accuracy required by the world’s most prestigious marathons—right here in the Rio Grande Valley. 🧭🏃‍♂️

What’s New:
✅ BQ-Standard Precision: Professional transponder timing for serious athletes.
✅ Local Ranking System: Track your stats and see where you rank against the best in the Valley.
✅ Partner Services: We’re now booking local partners for 2026/2027 events!

Our mission is to empower local runners to reach the world stage. Whether you’re chasing a BQ or a personal best, we’re here to make sure every second counts. ⏱️

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04/24/2026

X-Pedition Team is officially entering the app game. Our first stop? Home. X-Pedition Finder is coming soon to Android and iOS specifically for the Rio Grande Valley—your new go-to for events, local gems, and everything in between.

But we aren’t stopping at the border. We have a second, nationwide project in the works that’s going to set a new standard for security and shopping. 🛡️

The countdown is on. Stay tuned for the drop! ⏳

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