Ireana Lappi - Massage Therapist

08/08/2025

Look, I’m not saying a massage will fix your entire life…
But your shoulders have been up by your ears since 2022.
Come see me next week. I’ve got:

• Tues 8/12: 2pm
• Wed 8/13: 3:30 / 4:00 / 5:00
• Thurs + Fri (8/14–15): wide open, just like your schedule should be
• Sat: I’m off. Even massage goblins need rest.

You keep saying you “need one”—I’m literally right here. 👀
Hit the link in my bio before someone else does.

08/08/2025

Still have some spots available today and tomorrow!

Been holding onto tension a little too long?
This week, there’s still time to reconnect, reset, and let your body breathe. 🌬️
Friday & Saturday spots are open—whether you’re craving something gentle, something deep, or a little extra care with cupping or hot stones.

Let’s get you back to balance. 💚
[Link in bio to book]

08/06/2025

Been holding onto tension a little too long?
This week, there’s still time to reconnect, reset, and let your body breathe. 🌬️
Friday & Saturday spots are open—whether you’re craving something gentle, something deep, or a little extra care with cupping or hot stones.

Let’s get you back to balance. 💚
[Link in bio to book]

08/03/2025

If you mentally checked B, C, or D on the Sunday Vibes Quiz… you’re not alone. 😅
Running on caffeine, already stressed about Monday, and lowkey in need of an exorcism nap?
Same.

Good news: massage can’t fix everything, but it’ll help your body chill out while your brain catches up.
Spots are open this week — hit the link in bio and let’s de-crunch you. 💆‍♀️✨

08/02/2025

✨Next Week’s Magical Massage Openings✨
because your back deserves better than that office chair

🖤 Monday – in full goblin recharge mode (closed)
🖤 Tuesday – 2:00 / 3:00 / 4:00 / 5:00 — basically, a whole healing lineup
🖤 Wednesday – 12:30 / 1:30 / 2:30 — midweek melt time
🖤 Thursday – 12:30 — one little enchanted pocket of peace
🖤 Friday + Saturday – WIDE OPEN — it’s giving treat yo self energy

✨ Whether you’re sore, stressed, or just pretending to be for the vibes — I’ve got the table, the magic hands, and the perfect playlist ready. 👐

Use the link in my bio to snag your spot before they vanish like your will to cook dinner.

08/01/2025

💅🏼✨ Hey. Yeah, you.

Your shoulders are up in your ears again. Your back sounds like a glowstick every time you move. And your stress? Giving “possessed by a cranky spirit” vibes.

Lucky for you, your favorite massage goblin is still here — lurking in the treatment room with cozy sheets, magic hands, and zero judgment.

Whether you’re overdue for a tune-up or just need a break from being a human, don’t forget:
✨I’m here. I’m weird. I have lotion.✨

Now go ahead and book that massage before your muscles file a formal complaint.

07/28/2025

✨PSA: Your muscles called—they’re tired of your nonsense and they want ME.✨

This week’s magical massage moments are up for grabs:

🫧 Tuesday: 12:30, 1:00, or 1:30 — your pick (60/75/90 mins of bliss)
🌿 Wednesday: WIDE. OPEN. Like your shoulders should be.
🔥 Thursday: 12:30 or 5:30 (just enough time to sneak in a 30-min tune-up)
💆‍♀️ Friday: Wide open and ready to work my magic
🕯 Saturday: 11:30 for a sweet 60-minute reset

I’ve got a whole toolkit of healing hands and tricks:
✨Cupping
✨Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD)
✨Hot Stone
✨Deep Tissue
✨Swedish flow for days

Whether you need to melt, drain, stretch, unknot, or just pretend you’re on a cloud for an hour—I got you. 💪

Book it before someone else snags your spot. Your body will thank you, your stress will cry, and your nervous system will throw a tiny party.

07/24/2025

✨ New Skill Unlocked! ✨
I’m officially certified in cupping therapy! 🖤

You’ve probably seen those mysterious circular marks on athletes or wellness folks and wondered what’s going on… That’s cupping! This ancient technique uses suction to gently lift the skin and fascia, helping to:

💨 Increase blood flow
🌿 Relieve muscle tension
🔥 Support detox and lymphatic drainage
💤 Soothe chronic pain and stress

The best part? It feels amazing—like a reverse massage that your body didn’t know it needed.

📅 Booking link in bio — or send me a message!

07/23/2025

Reasons to book a massage this week:
✨ Your shoulders are up near your ears.
✨ Stress is trying it. Again.
✨ You deserve a minute (or 60) to do nothing.
✨ My hands are ready—and so are these juicy spots 👇

🖤 What’s left this week:
📍Thursday & Friday – Open and ready for you
📍Saturday – 12pm (30/45), 3pm (60)

Let this be your sign. Book now, breathe easier later.
📲 Link in bio or call 307-258-7475 to claim your time.

07/22/2025

🧼 Tiny Self-Care for Busy Humans 💅
You don’t need a full spa day to take care of yourself (though I fully support that too).

Try these bite-sized self-care moments you can actually fit into a real Tuesday:
🌿 Breathe deeply for 30 seconds before opening your inbox
🌿 Step outside and let the sun hit your face—even if it’s just for a minute
🌿 Put your phone down while you drink your coffee
🌿 Stretch like a sleepy cat before bed
🌿 Schedule that massage—future you will want to high-five current you

Self-care isn’t selfish. It’s maintenance.
And you, my friend, are worth maintaining. 💚

07/22/2025

✨ PSA: Your body called. It’s begging for a massage. ✨
And guess what? I’ve got openings this week.

Let’s trade that tension for some serious “ahhh.”
Spots are limited—claim yours before someone else snags it.

📲 Link in bio to book. Your muscles (and your mood) will thank you.

07/19/2025

🚨 Your muscles are screaming, your nervous system is on edge, and you’re this close to telling someone off in traffic.
You need a massage. Not later. This week. 💅✨

Lucky for you, I’ve got spots—and they’re going fast:

🖤 Tuesday
2:00pm – Enough time to undo that “I carry the world on my shoulders” tension (60/90/120 min)
3:00pm – A solid 60 min reset (yes, you do deserve it)

🖤 Wednesday
3:00pm – 30 min of “I’ve had enough, fix me before I scream”

🖤 Thursday + Friday
Wide open, baby. Let’s get you on the table and off the edge.

🖤 Saturday
12:00pm – Just enough time to hit the reset button (30/45 min)
3:00pm – A sweet 60-minute Saturday soothe sesh

Book now or keep pretending that stretching your neck at red lights is a wellness routine. 😏