The Impertinent Woman

The Impertinent Woman Mom of medically complex kids navigating life with tea alchemy and feral mom energy. Running on caffeine, sarcasm, and legally questionable optimism.
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Happy Mother’s Day to the bio moms, bonus moms, adoptive moms, foster moms, grieving moms, hopeful moms, chosen moms, pe...
05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to the bio moms, bonus moms, adoptive moms, foster moms, grieving moms, hopeful moms, chosen moms, pet moms, grandmothers, aunties, and the women who mother through love alone.

To the women holding tiny hands, answering midnight calls, carrying invisible mental loads, healing childhood wounds while raising children differently, nurturing homes, rescuing animals, building safe spaces, and loving fiercely every single day…this day belongs to you too.

Motherhood is not one story. It is sacrifice, softness, survival, chaos, comfort, strength, tenderness, and resilience in a thousand different forms.

Today we celebrate all of it.

Happy Mother’s Day from The Impertinent Woman. 🌙✨

Bella (my 10 year old) has been wanting to get a terrarium so imagine her delight when I told her that Take Root Studio ...
05/09/2026

Bella (my 10 year old) has been wanting to get a terrarium so imagine her delight when I told her that Take Root Studio was holding a terrarium creation class! From the moment we walked in, through the entire class and the ending….the entire vibe was incredible! Everything was relaxed and positive and the energy in their space was just phenomenal! We had such a ✨lovely✨ time!! Heads up for anyone in the Cleveland TN area, they host many amazing events like this as well as carrying some incredible items so definitely check them out! We will be back again very soon 💜

I’m starting to feel more like myself.Today’s healing has looked like another cup of Sun Kissed Aura tea, time stretched...
05/08/2026

I’m starting to feel more like myself.

Today’s healing has looked like another cup of Sun Kissed Aura tea, time stretched out in the sun, and washing every stitch of my bedding—including the pillows. There is something deeply restorative about fresh sheets, warm sunlight, and the decision to care for yourself with gentleness instead of self recrimination.

I’ve also been burning my favorite candle from my beautiful friend at Solstice Vibrations LLC and anointing with the energetic transmutation oil from my beautiful friend at Fortuna's Favor, focusing my intention on healing, clearing what no longer serves me, and making space for good things to take root.

Self-care is often portrayed as something glamorous, but more often it looks like listening to your body, cleaning your space, drinking your tea, and surrounding yourself with the scents and rituals that remind you you are worth caring for.

I’m not completely back to normal yet, but I am feeling significantly better tonight.

Sometimes healing happens in dramatic breakthroughs.

And sometimes it happens in sunlight, fresh sheets, candlelight, ritual, and a warm cup of tea. 💜

Not every kind of healing looks beautiful.Sometimes it looks like tangled hair. Pale skin. Sitting in the sun with your ...
05/08/2026

Not every kind of healing looks beautiful.

Sometimes it looks like tangled hair. Pale skin. Sitting in the sun with your eyes closed because your body has been fighting a nasty respiratory illness for days and you’re trying to remember what warmth feels like again.

I think we’re taught to only show ourselves when we’re polished. Productive. Glowing. “Better.”

But there is something sacred about this too.
The slowing down.
The quiet.
The choosing to sit in the light anyway.

The Impertinent Woman was never built on perfection.
It was built on survival. On softness reclaimed. On small rituals that help us come back to ourselves a little at a time.

Lately, mine has been sunlight… and endless cups of Sun Kissed Aura tea.
And honestly? Both have been medicine.




There are versions of yourself you create just to survive.Smaller. Quieter. Easier for other people to hold.Art of Defia...
05/07/2026

There are versions of yourself you create just to survive.

Smaller. Quieter. Easier for other people to hold.

Art of Defiance was created for the moment you decide to come back anyway.

Rebel Heart. Unruly Grace. Sovereignty.

A return to personal power that no longer asks permission from anyone.

I built these from the places I had to come back from.Not the polished parts. The honest ones.✨Art of Defiance✨ is not a...
05/06/2026

I built these from the places I had to come back from.

Not the polished parts. The honest ones.

✨Art of Defiance✨ is not about improvement.
It is about return.

Three oils are forming: Rebel Heart, Unruly Grace, Sovereignty.

Built from grit, clarity, and refusal.

Not comfort. Not performance.
A return to personal power that no longer negotiates.

More soon. 🖤

Sun Kissed Aura — because even on the days you feel wrung out, you still deserve warmth.Brewed a quart for myself today ...
05/04/2026

Sun Kissed Aura — because even on the days you feel wrung out, you still deserve warmth.

Brewed a quart for myself today because I’m moving slow, sore, and honestly a little wrecked.

This blend is rooibos, orange, calendula, and vanilla—crafted to feel like gentle sun warmth for your body and nervous system when everything feels a little heavy.

Not every day is high energy or aesthetic. Some days are just about coming back to yourself gently.

And this tea is for those days.

✨ Warming
✨ Grounding
✨ Soft, steady uplift

Handcrafted by The Impertinent Woman — herbal support for real life, not just the pretty parts of it.



Available here: https://www.theimpertinentwoman.com/shop-heart-soul-alchemy/p/sun-kissed-aura

Let’s be brutally honest. Life isn’t all curated images and videos. Some days, it’s a mom struggling along on a Monday, ...
05/04/2026

Let’s be brutally honest. Life isn’t all curated images and videos. Some days, it’s a mom struggling along on a Monday, sore throat and fatigue—still in yesterday’s clothes—prepping tea in the middle of chaos and sick kids. Completely unfiltered. And you know what? That’s also completely okay. 💜



An oil for the ADHD crowd?? Yes PLEASE!!! 💜🙋‍♀️
05/03/2026

An oil for the ADHD crowd?? Yes PLEASE!!! 💜🙋‍♀️

Yessss!!! Sustainability and responsibility are so important! ❤️
05/03/2026

Yessss!!! Sustainability and responsibility are so important! ❤️

Ritual doesn’t have to create waste.

Introducing the Solstice Refill Program ♻️

When your body oil is empty, don’t throw it away.
Just refill and reuse.

Same ritual.
Less waste.
Lower cost.

This means:
— YOU save money
— I reduce packaging waste
— WE take care of the earth together

Because how we care for ourselves
should also reflect how we care for everything around us.

Available now. 🌿

And a special thank you to The Baked Witch for the beautiful conversations, collaboration, and inspiration behind this idea 🖤✨
Thank you for helping bring this vision to life!





✨Crimson Flow Magic✨For the days when your uterus is revolting and you are fairly sure you are either going to die or se...
05/03/2026

✨Crimson Flow Magic✨

For the days when your uterus is revolting and you are fairly sure you are either going to die or set the world on fire….

And soft enough that even my teenager drinks it like her favorite treat.

I win! 🔥💜




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