Medically Inclined Breloom

10/29/2025

My last partner was very racist and we got along quite well as a consequence

10/28/2025

There was a woman who went into the hospital for vaginal lip reduction, and when she woke up from the anesthesia there were three bouquets of flowers. She looked at the first card and it was from the doctor, telling her how great she did during surgery. The second one was from her husband, and he said what a trooper she is and can't wait to see the results. She opened up the third card and it said "Hey this is Larry from down here in the burn unit, and I just wanted to thank you for the new ears"

10/28/2025

10/28/2025

I love the re**rd word

it had gotten me in trouble at work but that won't stop meeeeee

10/27/2025

If I had a nickel for every extremely attractive plus sized animated woman named after bread, I'd have two nickels

That's not a lot, but it's funny it's happened twice

My wife is shaped like this and I could not be more happy

10/27/2025

I'm about to start telling skinny women that their hips are inhospitable

10/27/2025

This is essentially a transcript of multiple motorpool conversations all mashed together

10/26/2025

always always always reminding you it's about having s*x with kids

🧐

10/26/2025

Moully my goat

10/26/2025

I can't go because I am at work during church hours today, but if you haven't gone and have the chance, go

GO TO CHURCH (just not THIS one)

10/26/2025

polish homos*xual rambles about his troubles