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The Disarray Doctor

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The Disarray Doctor

Professional organizer and decluttering specialist. The Disarray Doctor is your prescription for a more organized life!

01/02/2026

Messy kids’ rooms + holiday overbuying = the Toy Avalanche of Doom 🎄🧸
Before more stuff sneaks in wearing a bow, let’s make space for what actually gets played with (and walked through without injury). A quick reset now = calmer mornings, happier kids, and fewer LEGO landmines later. You’ve got this… and if not, I’ve got you 😉

12/22/2025

Don't live in disarray, there's a better way! Give the gift of organization! 3 hours for $199. Buy yours here: https://link.fastpaydirect.com/payment-link/691bd13714cbbdb8b528e3ea

12/15/2025

GET ORGANIZED IN 2026! 🏠 Curious about WHAT'S POSSIBLE in your home? Let us show you first hand! Comment "ATTENDING" in the comments to reserve your spot (and save $50!!!!).

January 18th, 2pm to 4pm - at our HOME headquarters!
376 Crandall Dr. Worthington Oh 43085

We'll have snacks, refreshments and MORE!
🏠 Explore the closets, cupboards and organized spaces of our owner and founders actual home
🏠 Meet the team
🏠 Educational Q & A
🏠 Tips, tricks, solutions and learn about what we offer!

12/05/2025

“Closet Calm”
Clothes in a pile, shoes in a row,
Little by little, the clutter lets go.
Sort what you love, release the rest—
A tidy closet feels like a deep breath.

Don't live in disarray, there's a better way!

12/01/2025

🚨 CYBER MONDAY ALERT!
Your house called… it wants less clutter and more calm. (Don't we all!)

Today’s the day to snag a special discounted rate Gift Certificate for someone (or for yourself) who keeps saying, “I really need to get organized,” but somehow never puts down the laundry basket or the snack they’re stress-eating.

Give the gift of sanity, space, and a few fewer “mystery piles.”
Your future self will want to high-five you.

✨ Grab yours before the chaos notices you’re gone! Purchase your gift card here: https://link.fastpaydirect.com/payment-link/691bd13714cbbdb8b528e3ea

11/28/2025

🚨 Does holiday shopping for "the perfect gift" have you feeling stressed out? 🚨

Skip the chaos and give the gift everyone actually wants: a home that isn’t plotting against them.

Why it’s genius:
No clutter. No stress. No “Oh… another candle.”
Just pure, glorious calm.

Grab a gift certificate and become a holiday hero:
👉 See link in our bio or click here: https://link.fastpaydirect.com/payment-link/691bd13714cbbdb8b528e3ea

11/27/2025

🍁 Happy Thanksgiving, friends!
Today we're extra grateful for you — the brave souls who have trusted us to wrangle closets, tame toy avalanches, negotiate peace treaties between mismatched Tupperware, and restore calm where chaos once cackled menacingly in the corner.

You invite us into your homes, your routines, and sometimes your “please-don’t-open-that-door” zones… and you let us help you create spaces that feel lighter, calmer, and a whole lot more you.
That’s a gift we don’t take lightly (even if we take out a lot of heavy boxes).

Thank you for your kindness, your humor, your vulnerability, your trust — and for letting us do what we love: helping your home breathe again.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving full of warmth, good food, great company, and absolutely zero judgment about that one drawer we all pretend doesn’t exist.
(Your secret is safe. Forever.)

🧡🍂
Happy Thanksgiving!

11/24/2025

🚨Is your outdoor to-do list getting longer than your weekend? We get it!

Household management doesn’t stop at the front door—your exterior has its own list of chores, and it LOVES adding more.

Common “Outdoor Chore Hit List”:
• Clear gutters (before they become rooftop aquariums)
• Sweep porches & walkways
• Trim the shrub jungle
• Pressure wash mystery grime
• Leaf & debris clean-up
• Freshen windows & screens
• Tidy the patio for actual humans, not wildlife guests

If your list is giving you attitude… we can help!

🎁Let us knock out your exterior tasks so you can finally cross something off your list besides “make a list.” Send us a message to get scheduled. Or click the link in our bio for holiday gift cards!

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11/15/2025

🚨 Overwhelmed? Frozen? Staring at your to-do list like it personally offended you? Same. That’s where microplanning swoops in like a productivity superhero. 🦸‍♀️
You don’t need a 5-year plan. You need a 5-minute plan that gets you moving today.

Microplanning turns “I’m overwhelmed” into “I did that.”

Because tiny, focused actions beat big, vague intentions every. single. time.
Start small → build momentum → watch your productivity snowball ❄️

11/12/2025

🧤 CONFESSION TIME:
My garage isn’t for cars — it’s for boxes of “I’ll deal with it later.” 😅
If that sounds familiar, you’re not alone.

Right now, garages everywhere are auditioning for an episode of Survivor: Holiday Storage Edition!
This “NO”vember, say NO to:
❄️ Tripping over summer stuff to find the snow shovel
📦 Boxes labeled “misc.” (aka: chaos in cardboard form)
🧰 The mystery of the missing tool you swear you just bought
Let’s turn that “no man’s land” into a usable space again — before frostbite joins the clutter.
🎁 Book a Garage Reset Session this “NO”vember and give your car the home it deserves.

📩 DM me — let’s find your floor and your sanity before the snow shows up!

11/09/2025

🍗 Holiday cooking season is coming — is your kitchen ready, or about to file for chaos?
Before the casseroles roll in, do a quick kitchen detox:
✨ Clear the counters (bye, dusty gadgets)
✨ Check the pantry (if the nutmeg’s lost its smell… it’s time)
✨ Set up one clean prep zone (your future self will thank you)

Say NO to the clutter, YES to calm cooking this “NO”vember! 🙌

🎁 Book a Holiday Kitchen Refresh Session — I’ll help you get guest-ready and gravy-ready.
📩 DM me to snag your spot before the turkey timer dings!

11/06/2025

🚫 “NO”vember is here — and we’re saying NO to the excess! If your home’s been whispering “help…" from under a pile of stuff, consider this your sign 😅

This month, say NO to:
🧺 “Just in case” clutter (you’ll survive without that 8th tote bag)
🎁 Guilt gifts from 2012 (love Aunt Linda, but let it go)
💨 Chaos that kills your calm

Each “no” makes space for your best YES — peace, clarity, and countertops you can actually see! 🙌

✨ Ready to reclaim your space before the holiday madness hits?

Book your NOvember Declutter Session — let’s make your home feel lighter, calmer, and ready for joy.
📩 DM me to grab your spot before the calendar fills up!

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