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The Disarray Doctor

Professional organizer and decluttering specialist. The Disarray Doctor is your prescription for a more organized life!

11/15/2025

🚨 Overwhelmed? Frozen? Staring at your to-do list like it personally offended you? Same. That’s where microplanning swoops in like a productivity superhero. 🦸‍♀️
You don’t need a 5-year plan. You need a 5-minute plan that gets you moving today.

Microplanning turns “I’m overwhelmed” into “I did that.”

Because tiny, focused actions beat big, vague intentions every. single. time.
Start small → build momentum → watch your productivity snowball ❄️

11/12/2025

🧤 CONFESSION TIME:
My garage isn’t for cars — it’s for boxes of “I’ll deal with it later.” 😅
If that sounds familiar, you’re not alone.

Right now, garages everywhere are auditioning for an episode of Survivor: Holiday Storage Edition!
This “NO”vember, say NO to:
❄️ Tripping over summer stuff to find the snow shovel
📦 Boxes labeled “misc.” (aka: chaos in cardboard form)
🧰 The mystery of the missing tool you swear you just bought
Let’s turn that “no man’s land” into a usable space again — before frostbite joins the clutter.
🎁 Book a Garage Reset Session this “NO”vember and give your car the home it deserves.

📩 DM me — let’s find your floor and your sanity before the snow shows up!

11/09/2025

🍗 Holiday cooking season is coming — is your kitchen ready, or about to file for chaos?
Before the casseroles roll in, do a quick kitchen detox:
✨ Clear the counters (bye, dusty gadgets)
✨ Check the pantry (if the nutmeg’s lost its smell… it’s time)
✨ Set up one clean prep zone (your future self will thank you)

Say NO to the clutter, YES to calm cooking this “NO”vember! 🙌

🎁 Book a Holiday Kitchen Refresh Session — I’ll help you get guest-ready and gravy-ready.
📩 DM me to snag your spot before the turkey timer dings!

11/06/2025

🚫 “NO”vember is here — and we’re saying NO to the excess! If your home’s been whispering “help…" from under a pile of stuff, consider this your sign 😅

This month, say NO to:
🧺 “Just in case” clutter (you’ll survive without that 8th tote bag)
🎁 Guilt gifts from 2012 (love Aunt Linda, but let it go)
💨 Chaos that kills your calm

Each “no” makes space for your best YES — peace, clarity, and countertops you can actually see! 🙌

✨ Ready to reclaim your space before the holiday madness hits?

Book your NOvember Declutter Session — let’s make your home feel lighter, calmer, and ready for joy.
📩 DM me to grab your spot before the calendar fills up!

11/01/2025

November is the perfect time to practice the power of NO- say no to clutter, no to chaos and no to the stress of disarray! Clear the excess, make room for peace, and let your "NO" lead you to a calmer "YES"! 🍂🍁✨️

10/21/2025

No ghost or goblin is scarier than clutter. 👻
This season, let’s banish the mess together!

📩 DM us to start your fall clean-up.

10/16/2025

Messy closets can be scarier than Halloween skeletons! 🦴👻
We’ll help you clear the clutter and create a wardrobe you love.

📅 Book your Closet Organizing Session today!

10/13/2025

Nothing feels better than a space transformed! 🙌
Swipe 👉 to see the difference that smart decluttering and organizing can make.
We create systems that last—so your space stays functional, clutter-free, and stress-free. 🌿

📩 Ready for your own transformation? Message us today to book your organizing session!

10/09/2025

👻 Don’t let clutter haunt you this October!
Buy 10 hours or more and get $50 in FREE organizing containers!
Offer valid until Oct 31.

📩 Message us to claim your October offer!

10/06/2025

Don’t fear the mess—take the first step today!

💬 DM us for your personalized organizing plan.

10/04/2025

This October, don’t let clutter haunt you! 👻
✨ Spook-tacular Savings: Buy 10 hours or more and get $50 FREE organizing containers!

📩 Message us to claim your October offer!

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