07/17/2025
Welcome to Billionaire Bistro, where the rich are whatās for dinner. This satirical t-shirt features a mock restaurant menu straight from the belly of class warfare, with snarky entrĆ©es named after real billionairesāeach one served with a side of roast (literally). From the āBezos Bitesā to the āTax Haven Gelato,ā this menu doesnāt hold back.
Topped off with the bold motto: āIf you canāt beat āem, eat āem!ā, this design is a darkly funny critique of wealth hoarding and late-stage capitalism. Its protest wear meets fine dining absurdity.
Perfect For:
ā Political protests, rallies, or just grabbing coffee with a message
ā Fans of anti-capitalist humor and clever graphic design
ā Gifting to your favorite leftist, activist, or sarcastic soulmate
Note: No billionaires were harmed in the making of this shirtābut we canāt say the same about their egos.
āØAlso available in black with white text.āØ
https://etadesignandvinyl.etsy.com/listing/4336875186