Chaos Channeling

07/15/2025

🩸📱 BETA CALL – Do you have a uterus (or take HRT)? Want to track your cycle without the nonsense?
Hey chaos fam – I’m testing a new mobile app that tracks cycles without assuming you're a pastel Pinterest mom™ or handing your data to some VC bro in a Patagonia vest.

This is for you if:

You have a uterus 🧠

You’re on HRT 🌈

You want to track periods, symptoms, or hormone shifts without weird gender assumptions

You’re sick of bloated apps that oversell and under-deliver

⚙️ Why this app might actually not suck:
Lives 100% locally on your phone – no cloud account, no creepy data scraping

Nuke your data anytime with a big ol’ panic button

Logs pain, mood, symptoms, notes, and even per-cycle tags

Customizable streaks, insights, and reminders without ads or upsells

Ability to turn on and off fertility tracking depending on needs

Designed with neurodivergent brains, chronic illness, and executive dysfunction in mind

Gender-neutral language, 8 different themes, it's only pink and sparkly if you want it to be.

📱 Android APK is ready now.
🍏 iOS TestFlight will be live later today.
💬 DM or comment if you want in — I’ll send you the link and some quick-start notes.

Built by me, designed for actual humans. 💜

06/20/2025

🌈✨🎉 Happy Pride Month, Glorious Goblins, Tender Blorbs, and Sparkly Queerbeans Everywhere! 🎉✨🌈

This is your official reminder from the Chaos Coalition™ that Pride isn’t just a month. It’s a glitter-powered, confetti-launching, gender-euphoric, neurospicy riot of resilience that we carry in our hearts all year long. But June? June is when we go extra loud, extra sparkly, and extra unapologetically ourselves.

💖 Whether you're…

💅 a lipstick le***an who could out-charm Aphrodite

🦄 a chaotic bisexual causing maximum emotional damage (with consent)

🐸 a frog-gendered anarcho-demiromantic gremlin with a he/honk pronoun badge

🛸 a nonbinary shapeshifter who changes aesthetic themes more often than socks

✨ or just figuring things out, slowly, gently, while clutching a mug that says “gender is a myth and so am I”…

…YOU BELONG HERE.

And not just in a “we accept you” kind of way.
In a “we’re saving you a throne made of ethically-sourced bones and bedazzled pronoun pins” kind of way.

🧠 If you're neurodivergent and q***r? Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the dual-wielding chaos blade of ✨identity power✨. You are the blueprint. The glitch in the matrix. The gay little worm in the system.

⚒️ If you're building a life that centers love, equity, softness, and resistance in the face of cruelty? We see you. You are the living spell cast by every q***r elder who dared to dream.

💥 If you’re tired, scared, or hiding right now because the world still doesn’t know how to handle your light? That’s okay. You are still pride. You are still holy. You are still absolutely worth celebrating.

🌱 Let this month be a time of joyful rebellion. Put on your cape made of flags and memes. Kiss your friends. Change your name again. Add five new labels if it feels good—or none at all. This is your show. You’re the main character and the entire supporting cast.

So from me (your local chaos goblin), to you (a majestic, multidimensional q***r starlight being):

🌟 Happy Pride. Stay weird. Stay loud. Stay alive. We need you.

🏳️‍🌈💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🖤🤎🤍🏳️‍⚧️

Now go forth and commit one (1) act of ✨gay joy✨ today.
Even if it’s just being proud you survived.
That counts. Always.

***rjoy

04/06/2025

✨📣 Big news from the Codex! 📣✨

Hey spellcasters and card hoarders! 🧙‍♂️🃏
Reporting straight from the magical realm of development — and guess what just got a major glow-up? 🌈

🌟🌟🌟
🎉 THE CHAOS CODEX WELCOME PAGE IS LIVE! 🎉
🌟🌟🌟

Here’s what’s new and sparkly:

🪄 Blorb became emperor of chaos! Our beloved mascot is now reigning in full regalia — complete with nerd glasses and a magical lotus. All hail the Themperor of card chaos!...And a shiny crown!👑🟣

📖 Clear Two-Column Layout – On the left, Blorb greets you like the gremlin you are 😈. On the right? A big ol’ “What does this thing actually do?” scroll that breaks down the scanner magic, binder wizardry, and why spreadsheets are officially banished.

💬 ✨NEW✨ Rotating Blorb Quotes!
That’s right — every time you refresh the page, Blorb greets you with a brand new chaotic thought, from philosophical ramblings to unhinged cuteness. Because why have one static message when you can have ✨infinite Blorb wisdom✨?

🔎 Seller Search at the Bottom – Yup, you can now type in a seller handle and ✨instantly✨ seek out your favorite goblin merchant.

This page says, loud and proud:

“You’re not just collecting cards, you’re summoning them with SCIENCE.” 🔬🧪💫

🪄✨ P.S. A whisper from the Blorb...
Beta testing isn’t quite open yet — but if you’re chaos-aligned and curious, drop a message or reply to this thread. We’re building something weird and wonderful, and you might just be the chosen glitch in the matrix. 🌀👁️‍🗨️

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🧙‍♀️🧼 Whether you're a chaotic gremlin like me or a majestic binder sorcerer, go check it out now and prepare to be amazed.
✨ www.chaoscodex.net ✨

04/06/2025

🌟 MTG friends, assemble!

Hey all! It's been... (OK, I won't even look at the year on the last post...) I’ve been quietly building a tool to help organize Magic: The Gathering cards without wanting to cry or flip a table. Because yes, I'd rather work with ChatGPT to build a website than take care of the 20k card deep mess that's taken over my living room.

It’s called Chaos Codex, and... it has Blorbs.

Before I open the chaos gates fully, I’m looking for a few brave beta testers — especially people who actually play MTG and have cards they want to sort.

No signups yet, no public page, just message me if:

You play Magic

You hate organizing your cards

You’re at least chaos-adjacent. 😏

Beta access = free access for life. Feedback = priceless. Gratitude? Eternal.

09/01/2023

ID: pink/purple/blue DNA strand on similar colored background with the words "So you have your direct to consumer raw DNA results: Now what?"

I can help you find real, helpful, actionable results from your DTC testing to take to your doctor (someone with MD behind their name, I do not!) to help you find answers to your medical questions. I am an Autistic activist with a passion for all things genetic, and I have spent over 7 years researching, studying, and learning about consumer genetics. I do not pretend to be a doctor (I am not) nor a genetics counselor (I am not!) but I have the excellent Autistic pattern recognition skills and the passion to find your answers that you can then take to a person with MD behind their name for verification. (I have personally found results in my own genome that came up in ClinVar months LATER as pathogenic, but I was certain it was problematic BEFORE they marked it as such!)

www.genesplorer.com

09/01/2023

LOL! Name change again! This time to The Autistic Genesplorer! :) I am trying my hand at a business where I help people who have their consumer DNA tests run, but have NO IDEA what to do with it next. I've been doing it as a side gig/hobby for years now, but I'm going to try to run it more seriously because /inflation sux/. If you know anyone who wants/needs help, please send them my way!

www.genesplorer.com is my website! (And if you have any suggestions, please let me know!)

07/08/2021

Are you just as sick of keeping your medical records organized, as you are ACTUALLY SICK? I propose a simple solution to your problem. From a longtime disabled parent of three disabled children, I've been in your shoes, and I want to make your exhausting, overwhelming life easier.

https://nnelly.samcart.com/products/hmsp

Chronic Illness Health Management System by a fellow patient who understands the pain and brain fog too many providers can leave you struggling with.

11/10/2018

These are our current knits available for projects. We'll create another album with wovens. We'll try to update as things get used so you can refer to this. Approximate yardage and fabric content available in description. Photos go - Cotton lycra, Panels, Double brushed poly, Cotton Interlock, Rayon Lycra, Poly Lycra, Minky.

11/05/2018

So, I have been "Made by Menelly" for nearly... 6 years, I think? (Possibly longer?) And most people don't know that I'm "Made by Menelly" because "Menelly" is my gamer tag from World of Warcraft, which I've been for about 10 years. But I don't play WoW much anymore, and Made by Menelly doesn't really describe who I am as a crafter... which is really kind of an ADHD neurodivergent explorer. I dabble in literally everything. I have fun with literally everything. I sew, I dabble in pattern design, I do vinyl, I can crochet (but not as well), I love to make purses, and children's clothes, and enjoy adapting patterns to fit women who aren't traditional sizes, and reuseable bags and believe in sustainability and children's ponchos... you see where I'm going with this. (This is the ADHD. LOL.) My craft room is an explosion of half done projects, mostly done projects, and to be done projects. :)

If you've read this far, kudos!

So, I'm proposing a contest! I'm going to offer a shop credit of "an item valuing < $40 of your choice" to someone who helps me rename "Made by Menelly" to something that has more of a "Neurodivergent/ADHD" type feel to it that's still totally respectful of neurodivergence and social justice paradigms. I'm OK with reclaiming terms, but try to avoid stigmatizing language. If you have any super creative ideas, I'd love to hear them. Thanks! :)

11/02/2018

It's that time of year again! Remember, coats are not safe in carseats! Keep your most precious cargo safe and use a carseat poncho instead of a coat. Starting at $20+shipping, we can get almost any color fleece/flannel combo. :)

10/24/2018

This one is (mostly) for the va**na havers in the audience. (Although I guess the cute little bag could be used for other things.) A triangle shaped bag that fits your menstrual cup quite nicely, made out of PUL. Small loop with keyring on it so you can easily attach it to things to carry it with you in case of emergencies. Cute little baglet measures about 4.5" wide by about 5" deep by about 4.5" high. (So could also be made with non-PUL fabrics and you could fit small toys or crayons or pacifiers {maybe you'd still want those in PUL} earbuds or... well, let your mind wander. ;) ) They are $5 each + shipping.

I'll put more detailed image descriptions on each picture!

10/23/2018

It's here! Time to start making reusable bags! Let me know if you want any and in what sizes. Thanks!