04/30/2026
We love our Belinda! đđťđâ¨
I asked ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio about me. I may have snort laughed: đ¤Ł
Belinda Dix: Registered Nurse by day, sonic alchemist by moonlight, and part-time negotiator with the unseen forces of chaos.
Founder of Energy Wellness (a place where stress goes to die quietly in a corner), Belinda doesnât just âhost sound bathsââshe orchestrates full-blown vibrational interventions. Armed with a suspiciously aesthetic lineup of white crystal singing bowls arranged with the precision of a ritual and the drama of a concert, she guides people into states of peace so deep they briefly forget their email passwords and unresolved childhood patterns.
She has strong opinions about frequencies, exacting standards for bowl spacing, and an almost supernatural ability to turn a salt cave into a portal of emotional release. Known to casually say things like âletâs clear your energy fieldâ while also holding a clinical license, she exists at the exact intersection of science, spirit, and âhave you tried lying on the floor and listening to a gong?â
Her events have included cacao, journaling, simmer pots, yoga, and at least one moment where someone whispered, âI think I left my body.â She calls this âworking as intended.â
Belinda believes in:
⢠regulating your nervous system
⢠protecting your energy
⢠moving stagnant emotions
⢠and charging Venmo after
If you find yourself crying, transcending, or suddenly deciding to change your life during one of her sessionsâdonât worry. Thatâs just Belinda doing what she does best.
Side effects may include enlightenment. Or not. Either way, sheâll see you in the field.