Sh#t My Pastor Said

Sh#t My Pastor Said A Podcast for all the crazy, inspiring and toxic things pastors have said that way too many of us have endured and carried with us for way too long.

Dedicated to healing, exposing and laughing. A podcast—to expose, name, and process the spiritual abuse and manipulation we've carried for too long.

EPISODE 19 IS UP! Getting yelled at by another adult should be a rare and extreme occurrence. Why has it been normalized...
05/26/2026

EPISODE 19 IS UP!
Getting yelled at by another adult should be a rare and extreme occurrence. Why has it been normalized in churches for staff and even volunteers? Dano and Kris talk over their experiences getting yelled at as staff pastors, how Dano somehow didn’t get yelled at in a professional kitchen, and how yelling gets the shoes on your kids but makes them cry.

Dano and Kris are back at it. Processing our interview with Greg Boyd, the allure of social climbing, and tattoos we’re ...
05/13/2026

Dano and Kris are back at it. Processing our interview with Greg Boyd, the allure of social climbing, and tattoos we’re fairly certain no one has ever gotten.

Greg Boyd is known for a lot important things. Theologian, pastor, professor, heavy metal drummer ...happy for him. What...
04/23/2026

Greg Boyd is known for a lot important things. Theologian, pastor, professor, heavy metal drummer ...happy for him. What he WILL be known for is his debut on S**t My Pastor Said. I imagine people will be pushing each other into bushes to be the first amongst their peers to shout “Isn’t that Greg Boyd from the Sauter Pod??!!!!!!”

Rumors are true friends, Greg Boyd joined us to talk non-violent response, hope for the future church, why he struggles with his double bass kicks, and some pretty amazing wisdom on being kind. Greg is one of our mentors and heroes, and we are so excited for you to meet him for yourself.

New episode up! Resurrection is a hell of a concept. Bree and Kris process why good Friday felt like it was a manufactur...
04/16/2026

New episode up! Resurrection is a hell of a concept. Bree and Kris process why good Friday felt like it was a manufactured sadness and Easter was a manufactured celebration. Then they take even more time to share how it has evolved to what they hold today. Bonus: Bree tells a banger of a joke and Kris shares how to get kicked out of a bar unless the bartender is one of your besties.

And then there were two. Only one can claim the title of most wild, out there theological take.Original Sin? Gone. Conce...
04/14/2026

And then there were two. Only one can claim the title of most wild, out there theological take.
Original Sin? Gone. Concept of Hell? Not today, Satan.
First up: a post that read “Jesus COULD get erections, he was fully human after all, but never did, because he is without sin.” That is quite the statement.
Going up against it: the infallibility of scripture, the idea that the Bible is to be taken literally and contains zero errors.
Some arguments are their own rebuttals.
Vote now and drop a comment explaining your choice.

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It’s all come down to the FINAL FOUR! Vote on your favorite trashy theological take! Then share/tag a friend to join you...
04/03/2026

It’s all come down to the FINAL FOUR! Vote on your favorite trashy theological take! Then share/tag a friend to join you in voting!

New episode is up! And so is ROUND TWO of the Theological Trash Takes Tournament! See what sh*tty takes made it past rou...
03/24/2026

New episode is up! And so is ROUND TWO of the Theological Trash Takes Tournament! See what sh*tty takes made it past round one, and VOTE FOR ROUND TWO NOW: sh*tmypastorsaid.com

There can only be one to rule them all. Your vote decides what toxic take on God advances. Vote now on ROUND ONE! We wil...
03/14/2026

There can only be one to rule them all. Your vote decides what toxic take on God advances. Vote now on ROUND ONE! We will reveal the winners early next week LIVE!
Check it out and VOTE: sh*tmypastorsaid.com

🔥 WELCOME TO THE THEOLOGICAL TRASH TAKES TOURNAMENT! 🔥✔ VOTE HERE: sh*tmypastorsaid.comWe asked y’all for the wildest, ...
03/12/2026

🔥 WELCOME TO THE THEOLOGICAL TRASH TAKES TOURNAMENT! 🔥
✔ VOTE HERE: sh*tmypastorsaid.com

We asked y’all for the wildest, most unhinged things a pastor has ever said… and wow. You did not disappoint.
So naturally, we did the only reasonable thing:
We turned them into a March Madness–style bracket!

The goal: Find the Worst Theological Take of All Time.
Each round, two outrageous church takes go head-to-head.
Your job? Vote for the one that made you:
* gasp
* laugh out loud
* rethink your entire youth group experience

THE FIRST FOUR ROUND IS LIVE RIGHT NOW!
You’ve got about 24 hours to vote before the next round drops.

👇 HOW TO PLAY
1// Visit sh*tmypastorsaid.com
2// Vote for the WORST take.
3// Drop a comment here with the one that wrecked you.
4// Tag that friend who gets all your religious reels in the middle of the night so they can share the cringe.

Trust us… some of these are batsh*t crazy.

And if you’ve ever sat in a sermon thinking
“there is NO way they just said that…”
Congrats.
You’re among friends here.
Follow **tMyPastorSaid for the next rounds.
Because somehow… it only gets worse from here.

⊹₊🔥⋆｡°✩ Friends, your entire life has led to this moment. ✩°｡⋆🔥₊⊹The moment where you finally understand what it means t...
03/12/2026

⊹₊🔥⋆｡°✩ Friends, your entire life has led to this moment. ✩°｡⋆🔥₊⊹

The moment where you finally understand what it means to be alive… by voting in the Theological Trash Takes Tournament. Listen to this week’s episode where we’ve gathered the most chaotic, confusing, and completely unhinged church takes people have ever heard, and now they’re facing off in a bracket-style showdown.

Now, to be clear, nobody actually wins this tournament… because every one of these takes has done some damage somewhere along the line.

✔ VOTE HERE: sh*tmypastorsaid.com

But you still get the power to decide which one survives each round.

So vote early, vote often, and tell us in the comments why you picked the take you did.

In this week’s episode, we talk why churches can’t use the word Halloween when they’re clearly throwing a Halloween part...
03/04/2026

In this week’s episode, we talk why churches can’t use the word Halloween when they’re clearly throwing a Halloween party, Kris’s disdain for video game parties, and the one event that has our couple dozen followers all jacked up about competing against sh*tty theological ideas.

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