Kinetic Touch Restorative Massage- Everett, PA

11/21/2025

Want to protect your spot on my calendar? Standing appointments are the way to go!

What are the benefits?
-You know for sure (pending illnesses or emergencies of course) that you're getting top notch massage on a regular schedule that you don't have to even think about in a time that works for YOU.
-The cost of your service is fixed for as long as you book out, up to the end of the calendar year.
-Your health and general wellness improves without having to use brain power to remember when your next massage is scheduled.
-You start to sleep and move better because you are taking care of your meat suit regularly!

Now taking appointments with an expanded schedule into 2026! Start your New Year's Resolution NOW and get a jumpstart while everyone else is sitting around making excuses and waiting.

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11/19/2025

Ohhh... What kind of contraption are these?? 🤔🤔

I'm super excited to tell you but there's more to come before it's announced. The next part is on its way. My suggestion? Book the HEADACHE HEALER now before it goes full send into its premium life!

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11/16/2025

Who's ready to try out something new? I love learning new stuff and getting to use it with my clients 😍😍😍

10/28/2025

Catch me on Black Valley Barbell's float tonight at Everett Halloween Parade!

10/28/2025

10/23/2025

Thank goodness I don't have to do the laundry anymore but it seems like there's always something else that needs done lol

10/13/2025

Squeeze it all in 10 minutes. Cliffs notes version and GO

10/08/2025

Just a PSA: I've been doing this for a long time, I'm in my fourteenth year. I know the lingo crusty people try to use to insinuate things other than the legitimate massages I offer. You can't trick me into doing something inappropriate. And you can't offer me enough money for me to compromise the integrity of myself or my business. And I will laugh at you for asking. And if you keep insisting I will blast you publicly.

That's it. 🙂

10/04/2025

"It's October 3rd."

09/29/2025

I have been hearing a lot of good things in the treatment room lately! One of the things I've heard a few times is how my clients don't feel greasy when they leave. I, myself, hate feeling like I've just been deep fried after a massage. I just don't like the feeling on my skin.

Another thing that I absolutely love hearing and have heard quite a few times recently is how amazed people are that I get results without making them feel beat up! It's like some kind of programming that we've been taught that massage has to hurt to be effective and I'm out here trying to turn that message on its head. You will feel better, you'll know I'm working on you, but you won't feel like you just got hit by a bus.

If you're ready to see what the buzz is about, check me out here and add yourself to the email list by entering your information: KineticTouchRestorativeMassage.ClinicSense.com

I'm so excited to start a healing journey together!

09/24/2025

We all know the cost of everything is going up. Inflation is a bitch. I might not offer the cheapest treatments but there's a reason why it's so hard to get an appointment: my clients get RESULTS.

While this is not a typical outcome, some have even been able to lessen some prescription medications by getting massage regularly. (And if this is a result you're interested in PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consult with your doctor before doing it, I alone cannot and will not tell you to stop or reduce any of your meds!)

We are go-go-go all the time, and our nervous system takes a major toll for that. Massage helps calm the nervous system. It helps you feel in your body again. I hear it a lot: "I didn't even know that hurt until you touched it" As a society, we are so starved of human touch in a healing way.

Making connections with my clients is something I do best. That personal connection paired with my knowledge and intuitive touch make for an experience you won't find anywhere else, and that's why people seek me out and stay with me.

So, yeah, you can find a cheaper massage. Maybe a Groupon deal if you're lucky. And if that's what you're looking for? I totally encourage you to do whatever you need to do to give your body (and mostly your nervous system) what it needs to function even better.

My prices are going up November 1, so if you've been eyeing my content, wanting to check out what I'm talking about, or just wanting to see if we vibe, now is a good time to lock in your appointment.

KineticTouchRestorativeMassage.ClinicSense.com is where you can find all of my available services and book at your convenience.

09/23/2025

To all my Fire/EMS/safety-minded people,

I noticed your side eye at the 2023 tag. I looked at it all the time too as it flapped in the minisplit breeze. It's now taken care of.

Enjoy your day. 😂😂