11/28/2025
If you can still sing “My bologna has a first name…” without Googling the lyrics, then listen up, legend — your forehead has officially entered its ‘accordion’ era. 😏
Before you grab the Bengay and pretend that’s self-care, let’s talk Botox — because those lines between your brows? Yeah, they’re not “expression,” they’re evidence.
✨ Squint lines from all that “I’m fine” energy?
✨ Forehead creases deep enough to hold loose change?
✨ Crow’s feet that definitely weren’t there in your Y2K photos?
Don’t panic. Don’t moisturize harder. Just Botox.
It’s quick. It’s subtle. It’s the closest thing we have to a time machine that doesn’t involve a DeLorean.
If your joints crack AND your wrinkles show up before you do, message me — let’s get that face smoothed out so your age stays our little secret. 💉😉
☎ (708)522-5262
📍14815 Founders Crossing, Homer Glen.
