Meatball the Pug and Soothsayer

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Follow Meatball the Psychic Pug for occasional half assed horoscopes, food tarot readings (private custom readings available đŸ’”), and his gift of seeing what the future holds 🔼🍔 Part of his process will go to local animal shelters, the rest, his stomach

Ask Meatball Monday. Leave your question in the comments, to the powerful pug who knows all. Relationships, money, work,...
04/28/2026

Ask Meatball Monday.
Leave your question in the comments, to the powerful pug who knows all. Relationships, money, work, which potato recipe is best suited for you.. the great Meatball has an answer for you.

This weeks treat horoscope:Aries: Used tissues from the trashcanTa**us: those crunchy nuggets the cats leave in the weir...
04/06/2026

This weeks treat horoscope:
Aries: Used tissues from the trashcan
Ta**us: those crunchy nuggets the cats leave in the weird sand box
Gemini: a leftover ranch White Castle dipping sauce that fell out of the bag
Cancer: the turkey sausage crumbs from your owners pizza because they’re being “health conscious”
Leo: broken cheetos puffs
Virgo: the leftover cat pùté those wasteful ingrates left in their bowl
Scorpio: a chicken nugget that was left out while mom went to the bathroom. Won’t notice if just ones missing, possibly two.
Sagittarius: floor hummus
Capricorn: the broccoli from the Chinese place that your owners never eat
Aquarius: crumbs from shrimp tempura
Pisces: peanut butter from your owners overpriced açaí bowl

Mucho mucho pedo’s 🔼

04/02/2026

Today’s Meat wisdom:

We don’t need to dwell on the past..(crumbs left behind that mom swept up), do not let anyone drag you down and look to the future(the popcorn you hear in the microwave), be happy in the present and manifest (the bbq sauce from a nugget dripping onto the floor). Love those around you. Never allow anyone to dull your shine. Eat those week old bacon bits near the stove. Be ungovernable.

Meatball has spoken.. he sends the message telepathically through his mom for you all. “Treat yourself on this cold Satu...
12/06/2025

Meatball has spoken.. he sends the message telepathically through his mom for you all.
“Treat yourself on this cold Saturday. Saturday is for lounging and taking a load off, maybe not from your waistline but from your mind. The holidays can be a busy, stressful and emotional time.. make sure to enjoy a sweet treat while relaxing on the couch and remember your mental state comes first. Not your great aunt who criticizes the fact that you haven’t quite ‘settled down’ yet.”

Having trouble deciding your next meal? Let Meatball take the stress out of your partner saying “I don’t know, what do y...
11/01/2025

Having trouble deciding your next meal? Let Meatball take the stress out of your partner saying “I don’t know, what do you feel like?” 🔼đŸ„ȘđŸ•đŸ„“

Welcome to my page. I am Meatball the Soothsayer. I can predict anything and advise you on what to eat for breakfast, lu...
10/29/2025

Welcome to my page. I am Meatball the Soothsayer. I can predict anything and advise you on what to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner with my special tarot cards. Contact me for a reading đŸŸ

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