Witchy Yogi Co.

10/31/2025

Penelope, age 12:

Has 14 dog beds.
Chooses… the toddler’s tiny chair to supervise my admin chaos like a judgmental librarian.

Stays up late “working” with me.
Translation: stares while I do spreadsheets and plots new household dominance moves.

Lives under our rules.
Translation: does absolutely none of them.

Takes whatever food she wants from the toddler like a robber baron with no remorse.

Recently broke a canine — now costing me a few thousand in dental surgery & extractions.

Already eats fresh homemade meals… and will now require them blended like a spa retreat smoothie.

Had growths removed in February and basically rolled around on a silk pillow while I sang healing affirmations.
I will not be disclosing that bill.

And after all this?
Still does. not. give. a single. F.

I am being emotionally blackmailed by a 12-year old senior queen who believes she is the CEO of this household.

Send help.

Or send goat milk & orthopedic toddler chairs.

10/30/2025

Those first events can be tough…. I can help!!!

Is this your face when you think about planning an event for your business? 😅

That’s okay — I’ve been there, too! ✨

Event planning doesn’t have to feel stressful, confusing, or overwhelming.

With The Event Alchemist Program, I’ll help you design a customized blueprint for your business events — one that actually lights you up and connects you to your ideal audience. 🌿

Your events can be fun, flowy, and full of magic — not chaos and caffeine. 😉
Let’s make your next event a beacon of success for your business — where strategy meets soul and your ideas finally come to life. 🪄

💫 Applications for founding clients are open until 11/11 — details in bio!

Start Here ▶ https://forms.gle/b2XfjYxf2dVqcY6E7

10/30/2025

Coming upppppp

10/30/2025

It’s finally time. 🌿

Introducing ✨ The Event Alchemist Program ✨

A personalized coaching experience for creators, healers, and dreamers who are ready to turn their event ideas into real, aligned, and sold-out experiences.
Over the past few years, I’ve helped bring everything from witchy markets and farm fests to yoga retreats and dog events to life — and now, I’m ready to teach you the exact steps (and magic) behind it all.

💫 From idea to marketing to sold-out success, we’ll map it all out — your way.
To celebrate this launch, I’m opening 3 Founding Alchemist Spots at a special founding rate of $1,111 (normally $2,222).

These are for my first three clients who want to dive in, help shape this new program, and share feedback or a testimonial after.

Ready to make your event vision real?

Drop a 🌙 below or DM me “ALCHEMY” for details.

10/27/2025

You all know me — I’ve got my hands in a little bit of everything. Witchy Yogi Co. events, Moon Spot Farm, dog training events, plant micro markets, yoga gatherings — I live for this stuff.

But after years of planning, promoting, and learning what really fills a room (and what doesn’t), I realized something…

So many of you have incredible ideas but just need guidance, accountability, and strategy to make them happen.

That’s why I created The Event Alchemist Program.

It’s for the soulful business owners and dreamers who want to create experiences that feel like them — rooted, magnetic, and thriving.

For my first round, I’m opening 3 Founding Client Spots at $1,111 — half the full value — in exchange for honest feedback and a testimonial.

If your heart’s been whispering “maybe it’s time…” — this is your sign. 🌙

Start Here ▶ https://forms.gle/DHC8j8SoHzmqGWdt5

10/27/2025

✨🪄 SOMETHING WICKEDLY WONDERFUL IS BREWING... 🪄✨

For the witches who never miss a card pull, a cocktail, or a cosmic prize drop — your Coven is finally forming. 🌙

Two tiers of magic.
Two levels of perks.
One big, witchy family. 💫

Introducing…
💜 The Bingo Coven — your monthly ritual of laughter, luck, & witchy prizes.
🖤 The Witchy Yogi Coven ELITE — for the front-row witches, the ride-or-dies, the all-access magic-makers.
🌕 The official reveal + enrollment opens 11 | 1
🕯 Only 25 ELITE spots will be available until 1 | 1 | 26 — once they’re gone, the circle closes.

Are you ready to join the Coven?

Drop a 🔮 if you’re claiming your seat…

10/27/2025

So thankful for all my friends that support me!!

10/27/2025

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10/22/2025

If you’ve been dreaming of hosting your own retreat, market, bingo night, or mini-fest… something special is HERE just for you.

This one’s for the creatives, the witches, the healers, the makers — all the souls with ideas that deserve to be seen and celebrated.

💫 The Event Alchemist program is here — a space where I’ll help you turn your ideas into aligned, sold-out experiences.

Start the process here ➡ https://forms.gle/GqhrrTgnanigeQyK9

…trust me, this is your sign to start dreaming big again. 🌙

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10/21/2025

GUYS I have Tarot Bath Bombs arriving today or tomorrow for my first ever Tarot & Tea Mystery Bar at Gallows Hill Spirits Co. at Zodiac Witchy Bingo THIS SUNDAY!!! Stay tuned!!! I will excitedly reveal them as soon as the box is on my front porch!!!