Lost in the Astral

Lost in the Astral Spa + wellness consulting, mobile massage, and holistic coaching — without the fluff. Based in Oregon, serving clients across the U.S.

Real support, real results. Learn more at https://lostintheastral.com 20+ years of experience, Minority Ran, Woman ran, ,Occult arts teachers, Pagan teachers, divination specialists.

Thank you.
08/25/2025

Thank you.

08/25/2025

✨ Sometimes the path of healing, magic, and alignment isn’t about adding more… it’s about remembering what’s already within us.

Lost in the Astral was born from that remembering. From sitting in the quiet moments, listening to spirit, and realizing that we don’t have to navigate this journey alone.

Every reading, every circle, every piece of guidance shared here is rooted in that truth: you already carry the wisdom, and I’m simply here to help you see it more clearly.

Thank you for being part of this space — for trusting me to walk alongside you, and for showing up for your own growth in such beautiful ways. 🌙💫

Here’s to deeper connection, clearer intuition, and living in alignment with the universe that lives within us.

Community Spotlight: Why Clients Choose Lost in the AstralWe don’t just work on muscles—we build trust. Our clients say ...
05/25/2025

Community Spotlight: Why Clients Choose Lost in the Astral

We don’t just work on muscles—we build trust. Our clients say it best:

"Lost in the astral is an amazing place to visit, they are very customer friendly and knowledgeable about quite a lot the products are totally worth obtaining to use on a normal basis, along with mentorship programs that are definitely worth the money. Lost in the astral is the best place to go if you want to grow and change and help to build a better tomorrow for yourself and everyone else"

"The amount of knowledge and experience that is offered through your team is beyond measure. A truly life changing experience."

Join a growing community that values real, grounded care.

See for yourself, book your first session today and discover the Lost in the Astral difference.

Not Your Average Wellness Coach (or Massage)Tired of cookie-cutter advice and one-size-fits-all treatments?At Lost in th...
05/25/2025

Not Your Average Wellness Coach (or Massage)

Tired of cookie-cutter advice and one-size-fits-all treatments?

At Lost in the Astral, our practical, results-driven coaching and expert massage services are built around you.

No mystical jargon, just real support that fits your life and schedule.

🌟 Virtual or mobile appointments
🌟 Customized to your goals and needs
🌟 Join a community that cares about real progress, not just talk

Bring the Spa to You: Stress Relief, DeliveredWhy fight traffic or wait weeks for relief? Lost in the Astral brings top-...
05/25/2025

Bring the Spa to You: Stress Relief, Delivered

Why fight traffic or wait weeks for relief?

Lost in the Astral brings top-rated massage and wellness services directly to your door.

No commute. No hassle. Just results.

✨ Enjoy professional, mobile massage wherever you feel most comfortable
✨ Trusted by our clients, were proud of getting 5-star reviews, every time.
✨ First-time clients save 10% and get a free aromatherapy or sound healing add-on!

PSA: If your massage makes you limp like you lost a bar fight, something’s off. 👀Pain isn’t a metric for “deep.” It’s a ...
05/17/2025

PSA: If your massage makes you limp like you lost a bar fight, something’s off. 👀

Pain isn’t a metric for “deep.” It’s a metric for “nervous‑system freak‑out.”
When we work trigger points, the goal is neuromuscular reset, not medieval torture.
🔬 Oxygen back in → waste flushed out → nerve endings chill.
Result: Relief you can still lift groceries with.

Stop chasing bruises; start chasing balanced tissue.

Got a bodywork myth you want busted next? Drop it below and we’ll dissect it (no scalpels needed).

“Family Isn’t Just Who Raised You. It’s What You Carry.”On International Family Day, we’re not here to just celebrate co...
05/15/2025

“Family Isn’t Just Who Raised You. It’s What You Carry.”

On International Family Day, we’re not here to just celebrate connection.
We’re here to name what shapes us.

Family is the first brand you wear.

The first nervous system you co-regulate with.

The first story you inherit.

The first belief system you never chose.

And for many of us, it’s also where the fracture begins.
That’s not blame. That’s context.

Whether you’re healing, reparenting, or rewriting your lineage—
This work matters.

At Lost in the Astral, every body we touch, brand we build, and identity we help reclaim…
Starts with this truth:

You don’t just build a future.
You unbind a legacy.

Today, honor the family you came from—and the one you’re becoming.

“This Is What Redefinition Actually Looks Like.”We’re not here to play within the lines of Massage, Coaching, Counseling...
05/14/2025

“This Is What Redefinition Actually Looks Like.”

We’re not here to play within the lines of Massage, Coaching, Counseling, or Consulting.
We’re here to blur them until something better emerges.

Here’s how we’re doing it:

🌀 Massage → Not just touch. Somatic pattern interruption + identity release work
🧠 Coaching → Not surface motivation. Deep neural rewiring + behavior-coded systems
🫀 Counseling → Not just reflection. Trauma-informed transformation + symbolic reframing
⚙️ Consulting → Not deliverables. Identity-rooted business ecosystems that scale truthfully

Our clients don’t walk away with “strategies.”
They walk away with self-recognition, momentum, and brands that hit like spiritual weapons.

This isn’t innovation. It’s integration.
The kind that actually sticks—in the body, the business, and the brand.

If you feel boxed in by your field, you're probably meant to transcend it. Let's talk.

"We Don’t Work in These Industries. We Redefine Them."Massage. Coaching. Counseling. Consulting.We didn’t enter these sp...
05/13/2025

"We Don’t Work in These Industries. We Redefine Them."

Massage. Coaching. Counseling. Consulting.
We didn’t enter these spaces to participate.
We came to evolve the damn thing.

Because each of these industries got too comfortable:

Touch without depth

Coaching without context

Counseling without edge

Consulting without soul

Lost in the Astral builds brands and personal systems that feel like alignment and move like fire.

We blend psychology, identity work, design, and raw clarity into something people don’t forget.
Not because it’s trendy.
Because it’s true.

Our clients don’t just grow. They redefine themselves.
That’s what real leadership looks like—inside and out.

If your work deserves more than a niche, let's talk about building a category of one.

“Your Brand Isn’t Stuck. Your Self-Image Is.”You don’t need another logo.You need a f***ing mirror.Most people come to u...
05/12/2025

“Your Brand Isn’t Stuck. Your Self-Image Is.”

You don’t need another logo.
You need a f***ing mirror.

Most people come to us asking for a “personal brand.”
What they really want is a new way to be seen.

The problem? You’re trying to communicate before you’ve clarified.
Before you’ve owned what makes you dangerous, weird, sacred, or unforgettable.

That’s what we do:
We help you recognize yourself—then turn that truth into a brand that can’t be copied.

This isn’t personal branding.
This is personal permission.

Come correct or don’t come at all.

If your voice doesn’t feel like you yet, we should talk.
→ DM us “Mirror.

“If Your Brand Feels Safe, It’s Probably Invisible.”We don’t make brands that look good.We make brands that punch throug...
05/11/2025

“If Your Brand Feels Safe, It’s Probably Invisible.”

We don’t make brands that look good.
We make brands that punch through the scroll.

The kind that spark DMs, debates, and duplicate attempts.

Your safe copy, clean packaging, and “minimal” aesthetic?
It’s not timeless. It’s forgettable.

The market doesn’t reward nice. It rewards weird, sharp, obsessed, polarizing.

If you're brave enough to stand for something, we’ll build you a brand people can’t ignore.

But if you just want “clean visuals and brand vibes”?
We’re not your agency.

If your audience isn’t reacting, they’re not connecting. Let’s change that.
→ [DM us | link in bio | reply ‘bold’]

“We Stopped Optimizing for Growth. Here’s What We Did Instead.”Most people are addicted to growth.We’re allergic to it—i...
05/10/2025

“We Stopped Optimizing for Growth. Here’s What We Did Instead.”

Most people are addicted to growth.
We’re allergic to it—if it’s not quality.

At Lost in the Astral, we stopped chasing scale and started building signal over noise.

No engagement bait.

No influencer cosplay.

No “we’re crushing it” humblebrags.

We asked: What actually moves creative culture?
The answer wasn’t more metrics. It was taste. Vision. Disobedience.

So we built a brand on that.
And ironically? That did more for our bottom line than any ad hack ever did.

If you’re building from the brain and the gut—you’ll get it.

If not, you’ll probably keep A/B testing your soul away.

What are you not optimizing for right now?

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Las Vegas, NV

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 8pm
Sunday 10am - 8pm

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+17026263001

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