Midlife Midwife Functional Health

01/12/2026

2 events this week. Thursday evening inside The Body, Birth and Baby Center, my free monthly event, Donna Kaplan Figueroa's Detox: Your Functional Fix for 2026:
https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox
And on Saturday I will be at the open house at MindShift Gym in Reston, please come down and see me and other integrative Wellness providers affiliated with the Greater Reston Chamber of Commerce

01/09/2026

Last day to avail these!

✔ A 30-day BioClear® Microbiome Detox Includes Biocidin® Liquid, G.I. Detox+, and Proflora4R
✔ A 28-day food plan via the Well World app Menus, recipes, shopping lists, and meal-planning tips
✔ Five weekly group coaching sessions Guidance, accountability, and motivation
✔ A lifestyle guide (PDF) Daily habits and routines that support detox and long-term wellness
✔ 24/7 texting access with Donna Real-time support throughout the program
✔ Access to the Well World community Connection, accountability, and shared learning

Bigger and better than last year, at the same cost.

⏰ Registration is closing soon, and spots are limited to keep the program fully supported. Once enrollment closes, we won’t be reopening it for this round.

If you’ve been thinking about joining, now is the time.
👉 Join here: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

01/08/2026

We’ve received quite a few messages asking if registration would open again—so we’re making a small exception!

A limited number of spots for our February free event, Beyond the Detox: A Plan That Sticks for 2026, are now open again.

Registration will remain open until Friday, January 9, or until spots are filled.

If you missed it the first time, this is your chance to join us.

👉 Register here: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

01/05/2026

01/05/2026

If you’ve been feeling tired, foggy, or out of sync, this is your sign to finally support your body the way it’s asking for.

✨ Join Donna’s 5-Week Functional Detox: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox
🗓 Thursday, January 15, 2025
⏰ 6:30 PM EST
📍 Midlife Midwife Functional Health

Your body isn’t asking for more willpower — it’s asking for a plan that works.
👉 Register now and start 2026 feeling like your best self.

01/05/2026

Imagine if this is your LAST CHANCE TO… feel lighter, boost your energy, reset your body, support your wellness, and feel amazing from the inside out?!

We know life can be hectic, stressful, and full of processed foods, and over time, it can leave your body feeling sluggish, bloated, or off-balance. That’s where Donna’s Detox comes in.

Designed with functional medicine principles, it works with your body, not against it. It helps:

Support your liver and kidneys to naturally process and remove toxins 🍃

Improve digestion and nutrient absorption 🥗

Boost energy levels and mental clarity ⚡

Promote a gentle, natural reset without extreme diets

⚡ But here’s the thing—packs are limited! Once they’re gone, this opportunity is gone.

⏰ Today is the FINAL day to register and claim your detox pack. Your body deserves this reset—why wait any longer?

👉 Reserve your pack NOW: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

01/05/2026

If your body keeps sending the same signals, it’s not being dramatic — it’s asking for support.

Persistent fatigue or brain fog often isn’t about sleep or motivation.
It’s frequently tied to how well your gut, liver, and mitochondria are handling daily stress and toxic load.

Weight that won’t shift — whether up or down — is rarely a willpower issue.
It’s often a metabolic or inflammatory signal that your body is stuck in survival mode.

Blood sugar swings don’t just affect energy.
They disrupt mood, cravings, focus, and long-term hormonal balance — even in people who “eat pretty well.”

And hormonal imbalance isn’t random.
It’s deeply connected to gut health, detox pathways, and how efficiently your body clears excess hormones.

These symptoms aren’t separate problems.
They’re connected — and they’re clues.

A functional detox isn’t about restriction.
It’s about removing interference so your body can do what it was designed to do.

✨ If this resonates, join us January 15 for a guided detox that focuses on gut health, blood sugar stability, and sustainable habits — not quick fixes.
👉 Register now and give your body the support it’s been asking for: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

01/02/2026

It’s not just “being tired” — it’s your body signaling that your gut, hormones, and detox pathways are overloaded.

A functional detox doesn’t just reset your system temporarily — it helps:
• Support healthy digestion and gut balance
• Stabilize blood sugar and energy levels
• Reduce inflammation and hormonal stress
• Build habits that keep you feeling vibrant long-term

✨ Join us January 15 to clear the clutter, restore balance, and reclaim your energy.
👉 Register now and start 2026 energized, not exhausted: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

01/01/2026

12/31/2025

If you’re ready to stop guessing and start feeling better, this is your next step.

Donna’s Detox: Your Functional Fix for 2026 is a 5-week guided detox designed to reset your gut, simplify nutrition, and give you the structure and support most programs leave out.

You won’t be doing this alone.
You’ll have expert guidance, real accountability, and a plan that fits real life.

🗓 Starts January 15
⏰ 6:30 PM EST
📍 Midlife Midwife Functional Health

Spots are limited so we can keep this personalized.
👉 Register now and give your body the support it’s been asking for.
https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

This isn’t about willpower.
It’s about having the right system — and starting now.

12/31/2025

2025 was a year of learning — about our bodies, our limits, and what actually creates lasting change.

I watched so many women move from exhausted and overwhelmed to empowered and informed — not because they tried harder, but because they finally had structure, guidance, and support.

That’s exactly what we’re carrying into 2026.

✨ Donna’s Detox: Your Functional Fix for 2026
A 5-week guided detox program designed to reset your gut, simplify nutrition, and rebuild habits that last beyond January.

🗓 Thursday, January 15, 2025
⏰ 6:30 PM EST
📍 Midlife Midwife Functional Health
👩‍⚕️ Kickoff guided by Donna Figueroa: https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

This isn’t a reset out of guilt.
It’s a reset with intention — grounded in functional health, science, and real-life support.

If 2025 showed you what didn’t work, let this be the year you finally feel aligned, energized, and confident in your body again.

More details coming soon — and I can’t wait to do this with you.

12/30/2025

Most people don’t fail their New Year’s goals because they’re unmotivated.
They fail because they don’t have structure, guidance, or support.

That’s why only 9% actually follow through.

Donna’s Detox was built to solve that exact problem.

You’ll get:
* A science-backed botanical microbiome cleanse
* Weekly menus, recipes, and done-for-you shopping lists
* A step-by-step roadmap so you’re never guessing
* Real coaching + community when motivation dips

This isn’t a crash detox.
It’s about resetting your system, rebuilding habits, and creating momentum that lasts beyond February.

📅 We start January 15
📦 Order by January 5 so your kit arrives on time
🔗 https://webinar.midlifemidwifefh.com/january-detox

You don’t need more willpower.
You need the right plan — and you don’t have to do it alone.