11/16/2025
… than ever to care for my own health.
I made an appointment with a highly regarded OBGYN within the hospital system to discuss my very heavy and painful periods. She confidently wrote me a prescription for the Ortho Evra patch and assured me this would take care of my problems.
A few months into the patch, I was feeling terrible. My menstrual cycles were worse; I was bloated, battling headaches, irritable, and had gained a few pounds.
One afternoon, I was dragging in the office, trying to focus on a creative wellness newsletter project in Microsoft Publisher (if you remember Microsoft Publisher, you are likely in peri- or menopause), when I decided to get a coffee.
The barista was busy whipping up my double soy mocha with whip (soy was the only available alternative milk in the early 2000’s) while the local pop radio station was playing in the corner. The DJ was reporting breaking news that the Women’s Health Initiative Study was halted due to an increased risk of breast cancer and no cardioprotection among the participants.
Rather than going right back to my work project, I sat down in the cafeteria and sipped my mocha while pondering what I had just heard. I reasoned and intuited that if exogenous hormones were increasing one’s risk of breast cancer, then the Ortho Evra patch probably was not a good idea. I took it off that night and never looked back.
To be continued… 🫶
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