Relax Renew Revive Massage Therapy

Relax Renew Revive Massage Therapy Kenny Lyons LMT. Therapeutic and Relaxation Massage Specialist. All sessions are designed specifical

09/02/2025
Unless your physician specifically tells you not to receive a massage during your pregnancy, it’s actually very benefici...
08/21/2025

Unless your physician specifically tells you not to receive a massage during your pregnancy, it’s actually very beneficial during ALL trimesters.

In addition to the 45 million strong UK study finding fewer heart attacks and strokes after COVID vaccination, Sweden ha...
08/02/2025

In addition to the 45 million strong UK study finding fewer heart attacks and strokes after COVID vaccination, Sweden has just dropped a whopper of its own:

• 8.8 million adults.
• Compared 1, 2, and 3 vaccine doses.
• Looked at 9 types of major heart events (heart attack, stroke, heart failure, blood clots, inflammation, etc.).

And the result?

Third dose of mRNA vaccine was associated with a 25–31% reduction in risk of major adverse cardiovascular events.

Side effects like myocarditis? Extremely rare. And *brace yourselves* far more common and severe after actual COVID infection.

Let me say that again:

The third dose reduced the risk of having a serious heart event.
And this wasn’t a back-of-the-napkin job. It was peer-reviewed, population-based, and adjusted for comorbidities, age, s*x, vaccine type, you name it.

Meanwhile…
Over in conspiracy corner, Darren's cousin Kev is still yelling “MYOCARDITIS!” into a mason jar of colloidal silver while a Cooker live-streams a moonwater cleanse from her EMF-shielded sauna.

But here’s the thing:

Science builds.
One massive study confirms a trend, then another repeats it in a different population, with different methods... and gets the same result.

That’s how real science works.

So yes, your local anti-vaxxer may be curled in a ball today, mumbling about Big Pharma and clutching a tallow candle for warmth.

Please check in on them.

They’re watching the rickety scaffold of their entire belief system collapse under the weight of actual evidence.

And for the rest of us?

It’s simple:

✅ COVID vaccine = lower heart risk.
❌ Telegram group = lower brain function.

Link to the in the comments. Not a Rumble video with scary music or a blurry meme. The actual findings, warts and all.

Snarky out. 🥒

06/30/2025

“This study reviewed existing research to see how well massage therapy works for improving movement, decreasing arm swelling, and enhancing well-being in breast cancer survivors [via analyzing 26 studies involving over 1500 women].” https://bit.ly/44v1eK5

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