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07/29/2025

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“The Great Public P**p Escape”

It started like any normal Tuesday.
You had a coffee. Then a breakfast burrito.
Then — disaster struck. 💥

Suddenly, your stomach dropped faster than a rollercoaster made of regret.
You clutched your belly. You looked around.
No restroom in sight. No mercy in your intestines.
You whispered to yourself:

“Not today, Satan.” 😤

You sprinted like a gazelle. Parkour’d over strollers.
Ignored the Cinnabon calling your name.
And just when hope was fading…
You remembered something…

✨ You had P**T.

You opened the app.
Spotted a 5-star bathroom with double-ply and no line.
Like a beacon in the darkness, it saved your khakis. 🙌

💩 This is why we built P**t.
For the warriors. The runners. The burrito-eaters who gamble and sometimes lose.
Never get caught with your pants down again.

🧭 Find the best public restrooms near you.
📲 www.pootapp.com
🚽 Log it. Rate it. Live to p**p another day.

Tag a friend who needs this level of protection. 🔥🧻

07/28/2025

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🚽 Manic Mondays Got You Running? We’ve Got the Runs Covered.

Mondays are rough. Coffee's flowing, your schedule's full, and suddenly... so are you. That’s where P**t comes in.

🧻 Whether you're commuting, on campus, or just one burrito too brave, our app helps you find the cleanest, closest bathroom fast. Save your dignity—P**t knows where to go when you've gotta go.

📍 Map it.
⭐️ Rate it.
💩 Log it.
👉 How will you P**t?

🔗 Download now at www.pootapp.com
**tApp **pEmergency

07/27/2025

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"Self-Care Sunday… But Make It a Sit-Down."

Because nothing says rest and recharge like finding a quiet, clean stall and pretending you don't exist for 20 minutes.
🚽💆‍♀️🧠

🟤 Whether you're dodging chores, hiding from kids, or just doing your business—make it a sacred ritual.
🟤 Log the moment, rate the stall, and mark your porcelain throne on P**T.

✨ the P**t way.

🔗 www.pootapp.com — There when you need us (and we know you do)

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07/25/2025

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Flush Boring Collabs - P**t With Us
By: P**T
Posted on: July 20th 2025, 20:28
Expires: 2 months 3 weeks from now
About
💩 P**T Creator Collab Program

Welcome to P**T — the world’s first bathroom discovery and rating app that turns every flush into a five-star experience.

We're not just building an app.
We're building a movement.
A movement that happens... well, wherever your movement happens.

🚽 What Is P**T?

P**T is a gamified public bathroom finder that lets users:

Locate and rate restrooms in real time

Earn badges for exploring new bathrooms

Compete with friends for “P**t Certified” status

Drop P**T Bombs (yes, you’ll find out soon enough)

Avoid the horrors of “no TP” zones, gas station nightmares, and that one porta-potty behind the lumberyard

It’s ridiculous.
It’s real.
And yes — people already love it.

👀 Who Are We Looking For?

We want content creators who:

Aren’t afraid to get weird

Can turn a bathroom visit into a viral moment

Understand the power of memes, reels, and shockingly relevant bathroom humor

Want to build something big before it goes viral

Whether you’re a TikTok sensation, a meme maker, a YouTube p**p (editor), or a niche bathroom enthusiast...
we want to work with you.

🧻 Why Collaborate with P**T?
Because let’s face it — no one’s done this yet.
You’ll be on the ground floor of a viral brand with:
Early access to app features
Promo codes to share with your followers

Limited-edition P**T merch drops (you can’t buy these anywhere)
Real revenue share as we grow
Recognition as an Official P**t Pioneer (we might even certify your toilet)

This isn’t a corporate gig. This is toiletpunk meets tech startup, and you get to shape it from the seat up.

📣 What Kind of Content?
We’re open to:

Bathroom reviews (yes, seriously)
P**T-themed skits, memes, or duets
“P**T Certified” challenge videos
Merch modeling (if you can rock a TP crown)
Chaos. We love chaos.

We’ll give you ideas, templates, and creative freedom to do your thing — as long as it’s funny, offbeat, and true to the brand.

💥 How to Join

1. Contact us
2. Tell us about your content style and vibe
3. Share your social handles
4. Wait for a message that says “You’ve been P**ted.”
Let's Make This a Movement

This is your moment to be part of something... unforgettable.

Join the rebellion against bad bathrooms.
Join the P**T Creator Collab.
And together, we’ll wipe out the shame.

07/24/2025

📣 **t: Parent Appreciation Day Edition

🚼💩 Because every superhero parent has faced The Diaper Blowout Apocalypse in a parking lot with zero bathroom options.

🧻 That’s why P**t is here—to help moms, dads, and caretakers find clean, nearby restrooms fast. Whether it’s a potty-training emergency, a sippy-cup overflow, or just a much-needed break during errands, P**t’s got your back(side).

🎯 Celebrate the parents who keep their cool through the chaos—and never underestimate the power of a well-timed toilet.

💛 Happy Parent Appreciation Day from P**t—the real MVP of meltdown prevention.

**tSavedMyDay **tApp

07/23/2025

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🧪💩 Dr. Stoolittle’s Curious Case of the Phantom Fart 💨

“Some say it was the wind… others blame the old plumbing. But I—Dr. Stoolittle—know the truth. I was in stall 3 of the 24-hour truck stop when I heard it: a perfectly timed toot… but no one was there. Was it a residual echo from past burrito decisions? A ghost of gas passed long ago?”

📚 Conclusion of my research: Farts, much like memories, linger where trauma has occurred.

Lesson of the Day: Always knock before entering an empty stall… out of respect for the spirits. 👻💨

—

🔥 Got your own restroom mysteries? Log your sitch with P**T and help me track the paranormal p**p-nomenon.

**pJokes **tApp

07/22/2025

🏆 TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS 2025

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Welcome to the real arena where legends are made. No refs. No rules. Just one stall, one mission… and an unforgiving gas station burrito.

🥇 Event Lineup:

💨 The 100-Meter Dash
To the only unlocked stall before Dave from Accounting gets there.

🚽 Synchronized Wiping
Points for coordination. Deductions for dropping the roll.

🎯 Aim & Accuracy
Men’s division only. No splash zone, no glory.

🥵 Endurance Squatting
How long can you hover over a mystery seat before your quads give out?

🌬️ The Silent Release
Stealth. Grace. Nerves of steel.

🎤 Whether you're a rookie or a seasoned restroom athlete, the P**t app helps you train smarter, not stinkier. Find the cleanest bathrooms, rate them, and help others avoid the public potty pitfalls.

So grab your phone, lace up those sneakers, and get ready to log the most important laps of your life.

Which event would YOU win? Be honest.

**tApp **tCommunity

07/21/2025

🧻✨ Why Don’t We Track Public Bathrooms Like We Track Everything Else?
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We rate our meals.
We rate our Airbnbs.
We even rate how fast a delivery driver blinked at the stop sign. 🚗💨

But when it comes to public bathrooms — the one place that can make or break your whole day — we’re out here wingin’ it like it’s 2004.

😬 No photos.
🤢 No reviews.
🚫 No “Is there TP?” alert.
And absolutely zero info on whether that stall door actually locks.

Here’s the truth: Bathrooms are infrastructure.
And just like a bad hotel can ruin a vacation, a bad bathroom can ruin your pants.

That’s why P**t exists — to crowdsource public bathroom info so you never have to take a mystery dump again. Whether you’re road-trippin’, commuting, or just living that IBS life, you deserve to know:

🚽 Is it clean?
🧼 Does the soap dispenser actually work?
♿ Is it accessible?
🧻 Did the last guy leave it a paperless wasteland?

Because everyone p**ps. But not everyone wants to do it in the ninth circle of public restroom hell.

✅ Download P**t.
✅ Rate your bathroom experiences.
✅ Help your fellow humans avoid the stinky unknown.

📲 Let’s raise the standard — one flush at a time.

pootapp.com

**tApp **tCommunity

07/20/2025

🧠💩 **t Presents: P**P TRIVIA TIME!

Think you're a flushin' genius? 🚽
Put your bathroom brain to the test with our latest trivia carousel! From the speed of digestion to the ancient origins of toilet paper, we’re serving up stinky facts that’ll make you laugh and learn.

💥 Swipe through and prove you’re not full of 💩
📲 Tag a friend who would totally fail this quiz
🔍 Follow **t_App for more funny facts, p**p science, and public bathroom hacks!

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07/19/2025

💥 P**t Saved My Pants #6 💥
That moment when you're in a new city, sightseeing turns to white-knuckling, and your guts are staging a rebellion.
I didn’t know the area. I didn’t speak the language. But I had one thing on my side: P**t.
📱 Pulled up the app, found a clean, unlocked public restroom three blocks away.
I ran like it was the Olympic finals. Gold medal in “Sprinting with Clenched Cheeks.”
🏆 Thanks, P**t. You’re the real MVP.

**tSavedMyPants **tApp

07/19/2025

🚨 P**t Saved My Pants #5 🚨
Two exits from disaster. No bathrooms in sight. Just me, my questionable breakfast sandwich, and a prayer.
Then I remembered... I have P**t.
🗺️ One tap later: Clean bathroom, open to the public, hidden behind a coffee shop.
💩 Crisis averted. Dignity (mostly) intact.
Never drive dirty—download P**t and find your nearest bathroom before it’s too late.

**tSavedMyPants **tApp **p

07/19/2025

Is this the port a potty evolution? I think that should be added to the pootverse.
Throne Bathrooms P**T has your back(side).

Throne is looking to be the number 1 answer to your bathroom needs.