04/11/2026
My addiction to buying fruit trees hit rock bottom last night when I knocked on the door of Home Depot and begged them to sell me just one more tree with my last $20 after closing. I dont have any room for it. I’m going to sneak in to public land and plant it in the middle of the night tonight. Please come buy some beer from me. I Won’t just spend the money it on trees, I’ll buy food with it, I promise.