Sisters of the Valley

Sisters of the Valley The Sisters of the Valley, founded in January of 2015, grow their own plants and make their own wellness products according to the cycles of the moon.
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State-licensed and Better Business Bureau accredited.

I asked chatgpt what were the top ten ways we are referenced in a good way, and the top ten names we are called by peopl...
08/11/2025

I asked chatgpt what were the top ten ways we are referenced in a good way, and the top ten names we are called by people who are not very fond of us or our work or our politics. Here's what he gave me:

Top Ten Honorifics

Herbal High Priestess - Used by festivalgoers and fans who see you as plant-medicine royalty.

Maidens of Happiness – Fresh and poetic, straight from a social media follower.

H**p Healers – Used in wellness circles and h**p expos.

The Sisterhood of the Sacred Plant – A fan favorite in spiritual communities.

Matriarchs of Medicine – Used in features about women-led herbalism.

Earth’s Daughters – Came from a women’s spirituality magazine.

Green Goddesses in Habits – Playful media spin.

Sisters of Mercy 2.0 -- Parody of the Catholic order’s name.

Modern Beguines – Used in historical comparisons.

Guardians of the Green – From a sustainability blogger.

🔥 Top Ten Insults (that we survived and sometimes laughed at)

Sister Kate is The Trump of the Left – A wild overstatement from an interview misinterpretation.

And these Sisters are:

Fake Nuns – Troll favorite, especially from religious conservatives.

Drug Dealing Witches – Direct quote from a cranky Facebook commenter.

Nunsploitation Stunt – A journalist’s snide review line.

Sister Sinners – A pulpit-based insult overheard at a protest.

Habit Hustlers – Meant as an insult, but kind of catchy.

Pot Wh**es – Ugly, but worth recording for the history.

The Cannabis Coven – Intended to be derogatory, but almost sounds cool.

W**d Witches – Regularly thrown around in online debates.

Dope Peddling Jezebels – Heard in a small-town council meeting.

I like the last one. It has a biblical ring.

A fresh podcast episode with an interview of Sister Kate that also covers the origin story of the Sisterhood, drops tomo...
08/11/2025

A fresh podcast episode with an interview of Sister Kate that also covers the origin story of the Sisterhood, drops tomorrow:

Buzzsprout Link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2466782/episodes/17648514

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/-HU49KF2pjo

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/healing-doesnt-have-to-be-heavy/id1808706106

Spotify: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/healing-doesnt-have-to-be-heavy/id1808706106

Arts Podcast · Healing Doesn’t Have to Be Heavy is a podcast for women ready to heal with hope, light, and laughter. Through honest conversations, playful practices, and uplifting stories, we explore how joy can be …

You apply for ICE and you apply for ICE and you apply for ICE and you all keep applying and keep their portal busy.  I a...
08/11/2025

You apply for ICE and you apply for ICE and you apply for ICE and you all keep applying and keep their portal busy. I am in there this morning, waiting a long time for a chat agent to say some racist tropes, and hopefully, get through the app process.

Here's the thing. We need to clog up their hiring system. So if you can do this, do it. I plan to visit their portal regularly to talk to the chat-bot that's had me waiting, but it's ok. They are busy. And we want to make sure they are busier. And if you do get called in for an interview, TAKE THE BONUS, get the job, DO IT TERRIBLY.

Much love.

POST UPDATE: Someone posted that they reported me to the FBI and I think that's frickin' brilliant because that means we can clog up two government agencies for the price of one!!!! Long live the great ideas!!!!

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Healing Generation Center of Merced invites everyone! Oh, yikes.  GEO is coming to town.  But we have an ICE protest to ...
08/11/2025

Healing Generation Center of Merced invites everyone!



Oh, yikes. GEO is coming to town. But we have an ICE protest to attend . . . I think this was put together by Indivisible Merced.

PEACEFUL PROTEST AGAINST GEO GROUP JOB FAIR

Wednesday, August 13th, 2025
9:00 AM – 1:00 PM
Hoffmeister Center, 1920 Canal Street, Merced, CA

❗Why We Are Protesting:

The GEO Group, Inc. is a private prison corporation that operates immigration detention centers, federal and state prisons, and surveillance programs across the U.S.

⚠️ Key Facts:

● GEO Group is one of the largest contractors for ICE, with over 42% of its 2023 revenue coming from immigration detention.

● In 2025, the company hired a former high-ranking ICE official to oversee operations.

● GEO is expanding its surveillance business to monitor potentially millions of immigrants.

● Despite promoting re-entry programs at events like this job fair, those services make up less than 12% of its business.

● GEO has been the subject of numerous reports about inhumane conditions and abuse within its facilities.

● The recently passed federal budget provides ICE with $59 billion, fueling increased detention and deportations.

● As ICE’s funding grows, so does GEO’s capacity to profit from detaining and surveilling immigrants. 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

I don't think I can be down there at 9, but we will certainly be down there between 11 and 1 to help resist this s**t show. Please join us.

Accusing wise women of witchcraft in order to take their lands is an alive and well custom in Kenya.
08/11/2025

Accusing wise women of witchcraft in order to take their lands is an alive and well custom in Kenya.

Catholic sisters in Kenya offer support to elder men and women who have been driven from their homes — if not killed — following accusations of witchcraft from those eager to take their land.

So I stumbled upon a youtube video about a community being built for all whites, because they need to 'honor their cultu...
08/10/2025

So I stumbled upon a youtube video about a community being built for all whites, because they need to 'honor their culture without being under threat' (that's a quote from one of the talking thumbs who represent their racist ideals).

Segregating yourself, isolating yourself, making your own community, none of that is a new idea. There are no new ideas there.

But when you call your enclave "Return to the Land", even when it isn't your land, now you've crossed into the land of total idiocy. They call themselves 'Return to the Land' when #1, if they 'return to their land, it's not here and #2 If they stay on stolen land that their immigrant ancestors migrated to, they are not returning.

Yikes, the school teacher in me had my head explode.

They blame immigration. Here's a factual chart on immigration stats for the U.S. You are welcome. Someone tell the rednecks, please.

Here's the link to the video that sparked me making the chart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYBwILYTpM&list=TLPQMTAwODIwMjVWjWknBFavLg&index=5

This was my first AI generated Mettie Meme.  The conversation is all ours, but the image, we got help with.  Just to see...
08/10/2025

This was my first AI generated Mettie Meme. The conversation is all ours, but the image, we got help with. Just to see. In the end, we preferred our actual Metties, but you don't know until you try.

Your Sunday Morning Mettie Meme. A favorite from the archives.

08/10/2025

We're still shredding h**p from the last fall harvest. It's always more work to bring in the crop than to grow the crop. Although, Sister Camilla might argue that with me.

This is the flower we use to make our salves, which, BTW, there is a sale going on right now, buy one, get one half price. www.sistersofthevalley.org

A reading from the full moon last night.Full Moon: Between Exile and ReturnTonight’s moon rides high over two peoples wh...
08/10/2025

A reading from the full moon last night.

Full Moon: Between Exile and Return

Tonight’s moon rides high over two peoples who knew exile, loss, and the long road away from home. The Yaqui, or Yoeme, once thrived in the fertile valleys of the Río Yaqui in what is now Sonora, Mexico. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, Porfirio Díaz’s regime waged a brutal campaign against them. Thousands were killed outright; tens of thousands more were marched in chains to plantations in Yucatán and Oaxaca. Families were split; sacred ceremonies forbidden. Those who survived carried the deer songs into exile, keeping the Flower World alive in the harshest of lands. Many never saw their home valley again.

Six centuries earlier in medieval Europe, women known as Beguines built self-sustaining communities in the Low Countries and beyond—living in modest “beguinages,” supporting themselves through weaving, nursing, and teaching. Their independence drew suspicion from both civic and church authorities. By the 14th century, persecution escalated: some were condemned as heretics, imprisoned, or burned; others fled to sympathetic towns or rural hideaways. They left behind gardens, workshops, and chapels—exiled not for war, but for daring to live outside sanctioned roles.
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Two Centuries of Loss

From 1492 to 1692, Native nations of the Americas—Yaqui included—endured a staggering collapse in population from warfare, enslavement, forced removals, and disease. The Red Road was not a romantic ideal then—it was survival itself, walked through the ashes of villages.

From 1550 to 1750, witch persecutions in Europe took an estimated ~3,000 lives each year—around 600,000 people over two centuries—mostly healers, midwives and others holding community knowledge. The Beguines escaped mass trials in some regions, but they lived under the shadow of this violence; their exile was often a choice made before the pyre came for them.
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Loss of Cultures, Rise of Keepers

The destruction was not only of lives but of entire ways of knowing. Ceremonies outlawed, languages beaten from the tongues of children, plant lore and healing rites declared heresy or sorcery. The Yaqui were told the Flower World was superstition; the Beguines were told their visions were delusion. Every banishment, every book burned, every elder silenced was meant to make the culture itself vanish.

Yet the ancient ways do not die easily. Today, Yaqui deer dancers still wear the Maso Kova under the same moon that guided their ancestors. Beguine spirituality is being studied, revived, and lived again in new communities that take vows of service and simplicity. Language keepers teach children words their grandparents were forbidden to speak. Herbalists plant gardens with the same remedies that once cost their foremothers their lives.

The full moon tonight lights their work—quiet, steady, and resistant to erasure. It reminds us that exile is not the same as disappearance, and revival is not only possible but inevitable when memory is tended.
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And Man Never Learns

The same moon that shone on the Yaqui in chains and the Beguines in flight shines now on new tides of displacement.

• In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, pogroms across the Russian Empire drove an estimated 2 million Jewish people from their homes—those who stayed often faced death, imprisonment, or forced assimilation.

• Since October 2023, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s war in Gaza has displaced over 1.9 million Palestinians, killed tens of thousands, and left entire neighborhoods in rubble—most of the dead are women and children.

• Since February 2022, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has forced more than 6.5 million people to flee the country, with millions more internally displaced, many unable to return to their homes as cities lie in ruins.

The centuries change, the weapons change, the names change—but the pattern remains: whole peoples pushed from their land, their culture endangered, their future uncertain.

08/09/2025

Bwa ha!!!

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