03/07/2025
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, BROs and BRAHs! 🚨🚨
You ready to hear somethin’ RADICAL? We totally get it — things are EXPENSIVE these days! 💸 But guess what? We’re DROPPING the price on our Pineapple Panther PRE-WORKOUT for GOOD. Yep, you read that right. PERMANENT PRICE DROP, baby! 🎉
Now, hold up… most pre's are a measly 20 servings for like $59.99?! 🤯 WHAT A RIP-OFF! Not Pineapple Panther, though! We’re talkin’ a FULLY LOADED pre with 225mg of CAFFEINE 💥, 7.5g of PURE CITRULLINE 💪, and our exclusive DYNAMINE™ (the secret sauce for that locked-in feeling you’ve been craving). 🔥
We’ve got CREATINE MONO, BETA-ALANINE, BETAINE, and the legendary GABA for those euphoria-packed workouts! 🎯
NO MORE crashing after your pump, fam! 💥 DYNAMINE™ keeps you feeling 🔥 without the jitters, and it’s got ZERO TOLERANCE — you’ll feel it over and over again, like a wave of awesomeness crashing on the shore! 🌊
So say goodbye to tiny servings and hello to a SUPERIOR VALUE. Pineapple Panther’s got your back, and your muscles, for way less $$$. 💸
Get ready to train like a PANTHER, not a kitten. 🐾
Live life in the fast lane. Pineapple Panther is a vibe worth drinking, and you’ll feel it in your next training session, volleyball casuals, or ripping around the big city looking for future memories. Pineapple Panther is the life enhancement beverage you can enjoy every day and every night, so w...