11/27/2025
📣 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MOVE RIGHT PERFORMANCE THERAPY 📣
(A heartfelt apology… sort of.)
Dear Community,
We at Move Right Performance Therapy would like to issue a formal apology.
Apparently, we’ve been:
• Getting people better faster
• Making folks come in way fewer times per week than most clinics
• Treating patients one-on-one for a full hour
• Encouraging independence instead of lifelong dependence
• Using strong clinical reasoning so effectively that we reduce the need for unnecessary imaging and/or surgery.
• And worst of all… helping people return to their favorite activities sooner than expected
We understand this may cause inconvenience, such as:
• Suddenly having more free time
• No longer needing to plan your week around therapy
• Feeling stronger and more confident
• Needing fewer co-pays
• Friends asking, “Wait… you’re already better?”
We deeply regret any disruption this has caused to your schedule, routine, or excuse for avoiding household chores.
Please rest assured:
We will continue providing efficient, individualized, one-on-one care… even if it means we have to keep apologizing for getting you back to your life quicker than you anticipated.
Thank you for your understanding, your sense of humor, and for letting us keep doing what we do best—
helping you Move Right.
With sincere (and slightly sarcastic) apologies,
Nick, Mike, Kristen, Emily and Zach