
05/31/2025
We are NOT your Grandma’s Assisted Living—mostly b/c we don’t allow Grandmas. We are a home for all males. We do things differently here. No mandatory early-morning wake up times. No forced participation in social activities. Nobody insisting he eat his vegetables.
We call it The Old Fart Frat House. Some call it The Dude Ranch. Either way—no doilies, no knitting circles, no pink shower totes. Here we have recliners & football & toiletries are kept in toolboxes.
No apologies. Pride is optional. Pants are encouraged. Sense of humor required.
We have one opening available in our largest shared room. Text or call Margaret 504-439-1449