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Darkness is upon us 🦂Hello Scorpio season, we’re ready for you 👻♏️
10/23/2023

Darkness is upon us 🦂

Hello Scorpio season, we’re ready for you 👻♏️

It’s rough out here 🫠How are you feeling? 😂
10/18/2023

It’s rough out here 🫠

How are you feeling? 😂

Here come them Virgos ready to judge and remind you of what you said on September 1 , 2020 at 4:44pm 🙋🏻‍♀️😂
08/22/2023

Here come them Virgos ready to judge and remind you of what you said on September 1 , 2020 at 4:44pm 🙋🏻‍♀️😂

It’s rough out here 🙃🥲How has Cancer season been treating you? 🦀
07/17/2023

It’s rough out here 🙃🥲

How has Cancer season been treating you? 🦀

It’s called self care 💅🏻The New Moon in Cancer will be occurring tomorrow July 17th! Take this time to nurture and love ...
07/16/2023

It’s called self care 💅🏻

The New Moon in Cancer will be occurring tomorrow July 17th!

Take this time to nurture and love yourself a little extra 🌚♋️

Grab the tissues, Cancer season is upon us! 🦀Today marks the beginning of Cancer season and the summer solstice (norther...
06/21/2023

Grab the tissues, Cancer season is upon us! 🦀

Today marks the beginning of Cancer season and the summer solstice (northern hemisphere)♋️

Go tell everyone you love them and dance under the summer sun! 🌞

Do you have any Cancer placements? ♋️

Gemini season is right around the corner! 😂♊️Who’s ready?! Do you have any Gemini placements? ♊️
05/19/2023

Gemini season is right around the corner! 😂♊️

Who’s ready?! Do you have any Gemini placements? ♊️

Mercury stations direct today! 🥳Just be aware that it’s energy can still linger around for the next 2 weeks!
05/14/2023

Mercury stations direct today! 🥳

Just be aware that it’s energy can still linger around for the next 2 weeks!

Who else is toxic? 😂🙋🏻‍♀️Mercury retrograde officially begins Friday April 21st! 🙃
04/18/2023

Who else is toxic? 😂🙋🏻‍♀️

Mercury retrograde officially begins Friday April 21st! 🙃

It’s officially Aries season! 🔥♈️Do you have any Aries placements? ♈️🔥
03/20/2023

It’s officially Aries season! 🔥♈️

Do you have any Aries placements? ♈️🔥

The astrological New Year is finally here! 🔥It’s time to go from being sad and delusional, to being spicy bad bi***es 👏🏻...
03/20/2023

The astrological New Year is finally here! 🔥

It’s time to go from being sad and delusional, to being spicy bad bi***es 👏🏻 🔥♈️

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