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08/01/2025

After an extended absence, I want to offer some context for my situation - numerous ongoing medical issues have been a significant challenge.
You may recall my previous anecdote about my spouse's unusual past; I'd like to rephrase it as, "My partner was previously married to Satan and, fortunately, survived." We've been together for 11.5 years, sharing many commonalities. Despite occasional marital disagreements. Which are ultimately resolved through love. Love always wins.

So our 2 tag lines are, and have been for a long time.

" I was married to Satan's ex wife
and I survived "

"I was married to Satan and I survived"

And, you can too.
It only makes you stronger.

10/04/2024

To anyone running for all those products they can't do without
There is no strike.

09/15/2024

It's Sunday and for dinner at the
Mar-a-Lago Club, the menu is below.

09/07/2024

08/21/2024

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding and asks for his name.

“Fred,” the old biker replies.

“Fred what?” the officer inquires.

“Just Fred,” the man responds.

In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”

The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”

The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”

The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.

But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.

Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”

The officer walked away, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.

08/17/2024

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
You may Also like➡️ These are beautiful yet hilarious moments of people acting in the funniest ways, making it rather difficult to hold your laugh😂➡️ https://ohnoworld.com/a-laugh-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away/
Credit - original owner ( respect 🫡)

Humor, at times, is the most needed thing to change the mood. It is a powerhouse to the monotonous lives.

08/15/2024

Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber R***r Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little R***r 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.
The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"

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08/15/2024

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee licence?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck. "This duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert!" 😂
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07/19/2024

If you are currently going through a divorce and are in need of support, please do not hesitate to reach out to me.

08/19/2023

Ok, once again this group is to help each other.
There is no race.
There is no religion.
There are no political comments.
There is no bashing.
It will not be tolerate.
Your post will be deleted.

If you can't help someone, then say nothing.
Please follow these rules.
It's really simple!

08/13/2023

Chapter 16

This one has been a really hard one to write. It's about an event not that long ago that still brings up so many feelings. Aug 20 marks the passing of my dad. July 26th their anniversary, August 10th was my mom's birthday. She passed years ago also. My best friends we were very close. When he was sick and on his death bed, I called and begged her to let my son come see his grandpa who loved him so much. She said no. I called her mother who actually answered and spoke to her. She Swore to me she would talk to her daughter about letting my son say good bye to his grandpa Never happened. How spiteful, sick, twisted do you have to be to deny someone who is asking to see their grandson knowing they are dying. All they want to do is spend one more day with him, knowing that it will put a smile on their face. To this day I have so much hate for her because not only did she do this with my father but she did this with my mom who passed not that many years after my dad. What kind of person keeps your son from you. What kind of person keep a child from seeing his grandparent's. Grandparents are people whos love is so deep for their grand children. She did this because she knew it would only cause more pain. Only this pain was cause to two of the most loving people I've ever known.
Ever hear the saying what goes around comes around? I'll explain that next time. Bye for now.
What a sick bastard she was.

07/15/2023

Hey all another chapter coming soon.