Thee Woo Woo Guru

Thee Woo Woo Guru Spiritual Events & Community Joy
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05/21/2026

Ahhhhhhh REAL MONSTERS!!!

05/20/2026
WELCOME TO THE SHINE MARKET!!!!Sunday, July 19th · 10AM–4PMThe Family Farm32955 Mount Hermon Rd, Parsonsburg, MD(Eastern...
05/17/2026

WELCOME TO THE SHINE MARKET!!!!
Sunday, July 19th · 10AM–4PM
The Family Farm
32955 Mount Hermon Rd, Parsonsburg, MD
(Eastern Shore)

We're filling up our vendor lineup for a beautiful summer market day and we want YOU there. Handmade goods, food, wellness, clothing, jewelry, accessories...all the goodness.

OPEN MIC 🎤 BONUS: Secure your Sunday spot & get complimentary vendor space at our Open Mic Night on Saturday, July 18th....an intimate evening on the farm with live music, comedy, spoken word, and food trucks. Two nights of exposure for the price of one.

We're also on the hunt for a petting zoo vendor for Sunday & some family festival style entertainment, if that's you or someone you know, reach out!

Ready to claim your spot?
https://forms.gle/s8tUq5dorEJizaGY6

Spots are limited, apply here:

Welcome, Makers + Growers + Dreamers We’re so excited you’re interested in joining us for the 2026 season. This is a joyful community event that celebrates local craftsmanship, creativity, and connection. (There may be a few other events at the farm we'll host as well, that we'd love for you to ...

05/15/2026

✨ FIVE HUNDRED?! ✨

Y’all are incredible. Seriously. What started as a little dream with plants, pillows, healing vibes, and a whole lot of heart is growing into something so beautiful because of this community. 🤍🌿

Breathe Out Collective has officially hit OVER 500 FOLLOWERS!!! 🎉

Now let’s see if we can ride this beautiful wave all the way to 1,000 👀✨

And when we do… it’s GIVEAWAY time 🎁

We’ll be giving away a FREE yoga class here at the Collective to celebrate this growing community and all the amazing humans becoming part of it.

So help us spread the word: 🌿 Invite your friends
🌿 Share this post
🌿 Tag someone who needs a little more peace, movement, and healing in their life

This space was created to be a warm exhale for the community… and watching it grow feels a little surreal in the best way possible. 🪴✨

Road to 1K starts NOW 🔥

05/14/2026

You shouldn't be around people who make you feel like you have to dim your light. That doesn't mean there's something wrong with YOU. It just means there's something wrong with them....

Just kidding. We're different. It's life. There's room for us all. There's light for us all. But sometimes, we just don't match, and it makes us feel like there's something wrong with ourselves. That's not a good feeling. And you don't have to stay there. You don't be there with them.

And you can still love them. Wish them well. Refer them. And be in community with them.

It's possible. They MAY not be for me, but because of their intentions & methods I know they will be for someone else.

How beautiful. Not light dimmed, light transferred.

Spiritual goodness.

05/13/2026

Grateful for all abundance coming my way!!! 🙏 ALWAYS. But like especially right now.

05/13/2026

My honor to share. As this beautiful creature graced me with her presence. Eleanor. El-ea she is called reminding us that joy is found everywhere even in moments of resilience. Actually that’s the power. In the moment of resilience, that redemption strength, the final activation is to embrace joy. To embody it.This precious sweet darling is a reminder.

May she bless you.

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