Smash Sanctuary Rage room

01/09/2026

If you’ve been carrying too much lately—
Come put it down.
Hard.
Rage. Release. Reset.
Your mind will thank you later. 💥
➡️ Book online www.smash-sanctuary.com

01/07/2026

📚 Teacher tired is REAL.
Lesson plans? Grading? Parent emails?
Come smash the first week back away. 😎
📅 Book your session at Smash Sanctuary www.smash-sanctuary.com

01/06/2026

Smash Sanctuary isn't just for raging—it's for making unforgettable memories! Supervised, safe, and wildly fun, our rooms are the perfect spot for:
​Teen Birthday Celebrations (The coolest party on the block!)
​Family Bonding (Who can smash the biggest object?)
​Celebrating Report Cards (Good grades get a rewarding smash!)
​Forget the movies—give your family a safe, exciting, and constructive outlet for all that energy. Smash-tastic memories guaranteed!
​➡️ www.smash-sanctuary com
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01/06/2026

01/06/2026

If you had exactly 3 items to smash to get ALL your stress out…
what would they be?
Get creative. Get dramatic.
Get… possibly a little concerning (we don’t judge).
List your THREE in the comments 👇💥

01/05/2026

Great way to start the new year at Smash Sanctuary! Got to celebrate a couple birthdays, a break-up and an amazing group of superheroes a.k.a educators! 2026 said “be your best self.”
We said “be your loudest self.”
Let’s meet in the middle. 🪓💣

Book your stress relief and self-care www.smash-sanctuary.com

01/04/2026

Whether you're celebrating an engagement (or break-up), just got a promotion (or left a toxic position), want to hang out with friends (or need to get away from family), whatever your reason, come into Smash Sanctuary - I got you! No judgement. Just bats and plates!
Book online www.smash-sanctuary.com

01/04/2026

New Year.
Same unresolved trauma.
Different coping mechanism.
✨ Smash Sanctuary ✨
👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾 Book your January and February sessions at www.smash-sanctuary.com

01/04/2026

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If you want accurate numbers, better clarity, and more peace of mind going into 2026, let’s talk.

Visit www.motorcityledger.com to learn more and request a consultation.