Snarky Sifu

Snarky Sifu Intuitive Counselor • Heyoka Healer • Wholistic Integration Consultant (25+ yrs experience)

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07/16/2025

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Who's gonna Show Up for y/Our Democracy, Show Up for Y/our kids (like my 11yr old daughter, Roo - who was with me here, ...
11/02/2024

Who's gonna Show Up for y/Our Democracy, Show Up for Y/our kids (like my 11yr old daughter, Roo - who was with me here, today), and ⁉️ ✊🏼

I mentioned, in a roundabout way: open invites to join my virtual landscape design team (no hostile architecture allowed...
08/28/2024

I mentioned, in a roundabout way: open invites to join my virtual landscape design team (no hostile architecture allowed) via Garden Joy, that I had decided to turn my unexpected major life s**t into compost, or... metaphorical biodiesel for my choo-choo Chi, and accelerate my continuing education train (either at Villanova in January or PSU ASAP), pausing or pinning my personal writing for the oddly easier academic variety, while I continue to regain/regulate my emotional equilibrium and do divorce (as positively as possible - my M.O., especially as a mOM).

Today, Ry started the next phase of her educational adventures at TJ Middle and her "Lil'Face BigBrain Mama" (moi aka Snarky Sifu Sara ) got the virtual "fat envelope" in the virtual mail (it did have exploding PSU Logo graphics🥳 to emulate the resolve in my resounding "yes.").

So, that's that. Except for negotiating swapping my out of state tuition for in. But that's tomorrow's business, and business (thanks mom and dad) is easy-peasy for me (🤔if only I had a passion for it and not service?) ...

(Schuuuums! heehee)... Trying to send Carl a private message... while getting out the 🚪. Having fun Style ...
05/02/2024

(Schuuuums! heehee)... Trying to send Carl a private message... while getting out the 🚪. Having fun Style ...

META AS F**K!🪷⚡️🛐🎶🪘⚡️🎟🌬♾️🪷🔩🌰🐚🦐🌊 MAKING WAVES... 🇪🇬🔼 (past life adventures in pyramid times... no emoji for that🤔🤠 🥳💯💧...
05/01/2024

META AS F**K!🪷⚡️🛐🎶🪘⚡️🎟🌬♾️🪷🔩🌰🐚🦐🌊 MAKING WAVES... 🇪🇬🔼 (past life adventures in pyramid times... no emoji for that🤔🤠 🥳💯💧⛈️🌬🌀SOUND🌊 TRUTH)+ or 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐚🪱🦥🐦‍🔥🪶🐲🪽me 📿🥁🎞⛓️‍💥🧬🧪🪞🫧🦚🕷🕸🪷...

"Happy MayDay"(I sent this text, after waking from a dream) So real was this illusion -- I woke up in a foreigner prison...
05/01/2024

"Happy MayDay"
(I sent this text, after waking from a dream)
So real was this illusion -- I woke up in a foreigner prison, trapped within unrecognizable walls, panic overtaking my reason and all that used to be my life; banded uneven scales bound with everything, all might, in vain, everything in me, finding no escape... thumb scaled -- wholly exhausted from the struggle, I had but one choice: I exhaled into radical acceptance and exaltation...
(A mOMent before waking, she looked me in the eye and smiled, "Some folks call me Eunectes. You, my friend, can call me May.")

Q:💡"What if God Broke the Fourth Wall?"*a. POTentiiALLy...Might re:aLIEz... 🤔This whole " " business, Along with that 💩...
06/10/2023

Q:💡"What if God Broke the Fourth Wall?"

*a. POTentiiALLy...Might re:aLIEz...

🤔This whole " " business,

Along with that 💩 (( ))
that the Buddha (et. AL, etcetera) speak upon...

= No Death
= No Reincarnation

Because...
= No "Birth" in the 1st Place!
=

⚡(this also explains the whole "Big Question"
y/OUR "origin story"
Y/our "Creation" vs. His 💥
re: the 🐔 or the chick🐣 and the 🥚 too

(potent) (possible) (positive ☯️vibe) (perspective)] when you have Allies in All Places: HIGH🪞LOW]

*a Translation by Snarky Sifu: God's little #22 ✏
(entertainment) (i+i =ALLahh) +/-☯️
♊realize:

"Life is an Illusion" = a Game of FREE will i?🐋
•FREEze•Tag•YOUARE IT

DEFINITIONS
n. "Foolishness, nonsense, craziness."

EXAMPLE SENTENCES
•"I don't want to get involved in 's
☀️🌈🦦🖤🌊🐋💚🌑mishegos."

•"MY Sunday School [Rabbi] preacher NEVER told ME such mishegas!

LANGUAGES OF ORIGIN
Yiddish

ETYMOLOGY
משוגעת meshugás

WHO USES THIS

Jews: Jews of diverse religious backgrounds and organizational involvements
☆I AM, in fact, a Jew...
🎵"I Got IT frOM My Mama" ((hi )
aka matrilineal lineage
aka mOMs
aka i got that GOoD Jew🩸*BUT

Non-Jews: (words that have spread outside of Jewish networks)
*☆ I consider myself a JewDhist un•in•AMerIcan Queen ----->

(formerly a *P *JAhPrincess ~ but not a "Disney" One ~ even though my Mom's Maiden name was:

°Pamela Turner SNOWHITE
◇I s**t you Not...
😇I'll swear on a mile high stack of Bibles
🤖

Address

700 Morrison
Portland, OR

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 1pm
3pm - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 1pm
3pm - 2:22am
Wednesday 11am - 2:22am
Thursday 11am - 2:22am
Friday 3:33pm - 2:22am
Saturday 2:22pm - 2:22am
Sunday 11am - 8pm
9:30pm - 2:22am

Telephone

+12252896800

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