Snarky Sifu

Snarky Sifu Intuitive Counselor•Personal Growth Guide•Conscious Channel•Oracle Card Reader.

Who's gonna Show Up for y/Our Democracy, Show Up for Y/our kids (like my 11yr old daughter, Roo - who was with me here, ...
11/02/2024

Who's gonna Show Up for y/Our Democracy, Show Up for Y/our kids (like my 11yr old daughter, Roo - who was with me here, today), and ⁉️ ✊🏼

I mentioned, in a roundabout way: open invites to join my virtual landscape design team (no hostile architecture allowed...
08/28/2024

I mentioned, in a roundabout way: open invites to join my virtual landscape design team (no hostile architecture allowed) via Garden Joy, that I had decided to turn my unexpected major life s**t into compost, or... metaphorical biodiesel for my choo-choo Chi, and accelerate my continuing education train (either at Villanova in January or PSU ASAP), pausing or pinning my personal writing for the oddly easier academic variety, while I continue to regain/regulate my emotional equilibrium and do divorce (as positively as possible - my M.O., especially as a mOM).

Today, Ry started the next phase of her educational adventures at TJ Middle and her "Lil'Face BigBrain Mama" (moi aka Snarky Sifu Sara ) got the virtual "fat envelope" in the virtual mail (it did have exploding PSU Logo graphics🥳 to emulate the resolve in my resounding "yes.").

So, that's that. Except for negotiating swapping my out of state tuition for in. But that's tomorrow's business, and business (thanks mom and dad) is easy-peasy for me (🤔if only I had a passion for it and not service?) ...

(Schuuuums! heehee)... Trying to send Carl a private message... while getting out the 🚪. Having fun Style ...
05/02/2024

(Schuuuums! heehee)... Trying to send Carl a private message... while getting out the 🚪. Having fun Style ...

META AS F**K!🪷⚡️🛐🎶🪘⚡️🎟🌬♾️🪷🔩🌰🐚🦐🌊 MAKING WAVES... 🇪🇬🔼 (past life adventures in pyramid times... no emoji for that🤔🤠 🥳💯💧...
05/01/2024

META AS F**K!🪷⚡️🛐🎶🪘⚡️🎟🌬♾️🪷🔩🌰🐚🦐🌊 MAKING WAVES... 🇪🇬🔼 (past life adventures in pyramid times... no emoji for that🤔🤠 🥳💯💧⛈️🌬🌀SOUND🌊 TRUTH)+ or 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐚🪱🦥🐦‍🔥🪶🐲🪽me 📿🥁🎞⛓️‍💥🧬🧪🪞🫧🦚🕷🕸🪷...

"Happy MayDay"(I sent this text, after waking from a dream) So real was this illusion -- I woke up in a foreigner prison...
05/01/2024

"Happy MayDay"
(I sent this text, after waking from a dream)
So real was this illusion -- I woke up in a foreigner prison, trapped within unrecognizable walls, panic overtaking my reason and all that used to be my life; banded uneven scales bound with everything, all might, in vain, everything in me, finding no escape... thumb scaled -- wholly exhausted from the struggle, I had but one choice: I exhaled into radical acceptance and exaltation...
(A mOMent before waking, she looked me in the eye and smiled, "Some folks call me Eunectes. You, my friend, can call me May.")

https://www.youtube.com/ TaDA! Because I cannot upload a video to 🚫InstantGram (Mama Tried. But I have miles to go befor...
04/30/2024

https://www.youtube.com/
TaDA! Because I cannot upload a video to 🚫InstantGram (Mama Tried. But I have miles to go before I 😴 💤)

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