01/02/2026
Y’all know I love you, right?
I’m all about natural remedies… plants, minerals, nourishment, common sense.
But there is something about the new year that makes my For You Page absolutely feral. The most outlandish “wellness” ideas crawl out of the woodwork.
So let me be clear:
Do. Not. Drink. P*e.
There. I said it.
If you’re that “natural,” “crunchy,” or “holistic”… that’s where you lose me.
And yes, I’m judging a little.
Not because I’m anti-natural, but because I’m pro-educated. If you actually understood why people claim urine has “benefits,” you’d know there are far better, safer, and more effective ways to get those same compounds without recycling waste your body already rejected.
Holistic doesn’t mean uncritical.
Natural doesn’t mean do anything TikTok tells you.
And detox doesn’t mean ignoring basic biology.
Drink water. Eat real food. Use plants wisely.
And please… leave the p*e out of it.