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Curating your wellness game no matter your location. You’re the venue, we’re the vibe! Veteran & Women owned Hey there, yogi-on-the-go! Skipping the studio?

Too cozy at casa? Or is it time to throw the ultimate zen bash at your pad? Enter The Spiritual Nerds, the hip nomads of all things holistic. Think Uber, or Grubhub, but for good vibes. We're rolling up in our trusty RV, dishing out wellness wonders from southern Maryland and wherever the wind takes us. So when you're feeling the itch to shake things up, groove to a new tune, or dive into the unknown, guess who's rolling into town? Yep, that's right – us!

18/11/2025

This weekend showed up in ways I didn’t expect and maybe that’s exactly how the heart works when we give it space. A few pictures to share only, strange for me, but these “memories” didn’t need a camera. They settled in my heart, where they’ll stay, where they are felt and where time will unlocked them, when they’re ready.

I am grateful. Truly. ❤️‍🔥 🐦‍🔥

Life, she shifts the ground, changes the pace and brings in what we didn’t know we needed, but always right on time.

26/10/2025

We laughed, we cried, and somewhere in between, we found strength.

As stories were shared and hearts opened, the energy shifted, feeling whole, grounded and held by something bigger than us, yet made real by every single person who showed up.

Together, we remembered who we are and where we come from. In doing so, we released what’s been holding us back and called forward the parts of ourselves that are ready to rise.

In that, we found connection, the kind our ancestors once knew, the kind that reminds us we’re never truly walking alone.

And so, we showed up. Maybe curious, maybe a little tired, but open and willing to trust the moment. And that was enough.

Thank you 🙏 for showing up, for your presence, your honesty, and your beautiful willingness to simply be yourselves.

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04/10/2025

🍂✨ Hello October! my favorite season of all.
With the veil thinning and life drawing us inward, it feels right to say: Welcome to The Ancestor Connection Ceremony. Together we’ll honor where we come from, release what we’ve outgrown, and receive the wisdom that carries us forward

What Awaits You:
• 🔥 Opening Fire Ceremony (outdoors): Opening sacred space together with intention to honor our ancestors. Bring warm clothes for the autumn sky.

• 🔮 Crystal Gazing Meditation (indoors): A deep guided journey inward to invite clarity, wisdom, and ancestral connection.

• 📝 Reflection & Journaling: Each participant will receive an intuitively chosen oracle card with soul inquiry questions for journaling and sharing for the ceremony.

• 🍲 Closing Nourishment: Special food curated for this ceremony by The Real Food Studio, grounding body and spirit.

📍 Where: The Real Food Studio, Southern Maryland
📅 When: Saturday, October 25 | 2:00 – 3:30 PM
👥 With: Lauren & Ana

30/09/2025

Paty, , every time you teach feels like we get permission to laugh, breathe, and let the heaviness go. You keep things light and fun, but somehow the practice still hits deep and leaves us all feeling better. QiGong with you isn’t just movement, it’s medicine for the soul.

01/09/2025

☯️ Qigong for Brain Optimization ☯️

We’re bringing something different this month - a class that’s all about training your brain and your energy. Think memory boost, sharper focus, and a calmer nervous system, all rolled into one session.

📅 Sun, Sept 28
🕥 10:30–12:00
📍 The Real Food Studio
💲 35

Taught by Paty Masson - Trauma-Informed Yoga Instructor, CBT Therapist, Qigong Master & Brain Fitness Coach.

What’s to expect:
🌿 Meridian Activation: Gentle energy flow for clarity

🧠 Brain Fitness Benefits: Stimulate both hemispheres of the brain to boost memory and create new pathways for cognitive vitality

☯️ Yin–Yang Harmony: Increase resilience and restore balance

🍵 We’ll wrap with a tea ceremony, paired with pastries + snacks crafted by The Real Food Studio ( ). As always grateful for this space that nourishes both body and community.

Come hang, move, sip, reset.

10/08/2025

This is what it’s all about…the moments we’re in and the journey we’re on.

Big love to everyone who showed up, walking this path with me/us, and to every single moment moving forward.

With gratitude 💙💚

06/08/2025

There’s something amazing about women coming together to help each other thrive. Every time we meet, whether it’s for yoga, a circle or something else, it feels like we’re building something bigger, better and stronger together. It’s about empowerment, community and sisterhood.

Here’s what’s happening this week:
🧘‍♀️ Real Modern Yoga with –
Thurs, Aug 7 | 5-6 pm

🌕 Shamanic Ceremony: The Inner Child Journey with .co & .spiritual.nerds – Sat, Aug 9 | 2-4pm

🧘‍♂️ Real Yin Yoga with –
Sun, Aug 10 | 9-10am

📍 , Leonardtown MD

💌 Pre-register for yoga: realyogalife@gmail.com

🎟️ The Inner Child Journey:
http://bit.ly/45b7O8y

30/07/2025

Think back to when you were small, when the sky felt endless, and every day was an adventure. When we laughed at the smallest things, cried without shame, and believed anything was possible…

Then we grew up, and somewhere along the way, those pieces of us got tucked away.

On August 9th, on the full moon 🌕 we’re creating a space to bring those pieces back to life.

The full moon has a way of illuminating what’s been hidden, of pulling things to the surface….feelings, memories, truths we’ve been avoiding. By holding space for them, we release them and what doesn’t work anymore.

The moon doesn’t ask for permission…
it simply rises and takes its place. In the same way, you don’t need permission to step into who you are. ✨

🗓️ Saturday, August 9, 2025
🕑 2–4 PM
📍
🎟️ http://bit.ly/45b7O8y

21/07/2025

Yin yoga took me through it today, some deep feels, some release, a little bit of everything honestly. Grateful for the chance to move through it and come out the other side with good food, good people, and lots of heart. Big thanks to for creating a space where we can just be.
Love you ladies! -K - 🧘🏻‍♀️🕉️

03/07/2025

So… we’re switching things up a bit this month.
We felt the need for something different, something that helps us check in with ourselves, in a different way.

This isn’t a typical workshop or circle, it’s a ceremony. A space to come as you are and reconnect with the parts of you that you may have forgotten about. The playful part. The curious one. The version of you that felt things deeply and didn’t overthink it.

We’ll move.
We’ll sit in stillness.
There’ll be music, oracle cards, and time to drop in and just be with yourself.

It’s about showing up for whatever needs your attention right now!

If you’ve been feeling off, disconnected, over it, or just stuck in your head, this is for you.

🗓️ July 12, 2025
🕰️ 2–4 PM
📍SoundFlow SOMD (upstairs from the St. Mary’s Arts Council) – Leonardtown, MD

🎟️ http://bit.ly/44LRiwP

Hosted by:co .spiritual.nerds

22/06/2025

Until next time… stay wild

21/06/2025

Gracias!

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24740-2571

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