Allison McKail

04/09/2026

yeah soo, don’t tell her but I’m pressure washing the house after this.
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04/07/2026

So many of you guys shared with me your personal experiences when I posted this to my stories. I know the weight the world is bearing down on me, and I can’t imagine what it’s like especially for those of you facing multiple layers of targeting to your identity.

It’s hauntingly like HandMaids Tale af over here, and an international move is starting to sound more like necessity rather than a luxury.

This dystopian as f**k life right now to be online promoting fitness while the world burns. It doesn’t go unnoticed by me - but as one of my clients shared with me, I’ve built a community of humans who “get it” and have created a space where we can focus on the things we can control.

So if you haven’t heard from someone today that they are also scared 🤝 I’m here with you, tip toeing along doing MY best not just to become paralyzed by it all.

03/30/2026

03/26/2026

I see you, I feel you.

03/25/2026

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03/24/2026

me? salty? nahhhhhhh.

03/23/2026

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03/21/2026

I’m tired of living in a wellness echo chamber 😭

💁🏽‍♀️I’m just a gORL.
💪🏽 YEAH I COACH THE FITNESS.
But I also I hit da 🍃
☠️I f**king laugh so hard at dead dad jokes
(DDC 4LYFE)
🍹 Sometimes I get a lil drunky pants
💕 I’m in love with a man who lets me kiss baddies
🍔 I order Uber Eats at least 3x a week
(sometimes it’s the only way I eat)
💊 im on Anti Depressants
((I am the poster child for AntiD’s- bc yall ain’t sad enough to be declining mental health meds 😂 f**k that dark ass noise- that’s a f**k no from me dog))
💅🏽 My life only feels like it’s being held together by a hair when my nails are done
🌀 My nervous system is whacked
🍑 I actually don’t hate my body??? Like she a baddie.
😴 I do not play when it comes to my sleep.
(I will sleep alone, every single night, for the rest of my life.)
🐶 I have two dogs, Moki & Tato; complete enemies to lovers trope who are absolutely allowed to sleep in my bed.
🧖🏽‍♀️ I get my as***le waxed like the other 85% of us women out here
🪩 ALWAYS HERE FOR THE VIBES ✨