02/20/2026
OUTSIDERS ANONYMOUS IS BACK. (Limited edition. Scrappy. Still dangerous.)
On March 15th, we’re loading up the bus and heading to the Houston Spartan Race.
And we’ve got 5 pairs of tickets with veterans’ names on them.
If you’ve felt stuck…
If you’ve felt like you lost your edge…
If civilian life feels like a different language…
If you miss the brotherhood, the suck, the shared suffering…
This might be your call-up.
We’re covering:
• Transportation (yes, the kickass bus)
• Breakfast
• One race entry (5K Sprint or 10K Super)
• A dedicated Spartan coach to get you over the walls when your brain says you can’t
You can bring a plus one — or don’t.
We roll as a team. We start together. We finish together-ish (it’s Spartan, after all).
You don’t have to be in shape.
You don’t have to have it all figured out.
You don’t have to prove anything to anyone.
But if there’s still a voice in you that wonders, “Am I still strong?” — let’s find out.
Life throws obstacles.
This time, we choose them.
Veterans only. Limited spots. No cost to you.
Fill out the interest form here:
👉 https://form.typeform.com/to/wsx2EGoS
Let’s remember what we’re made of.
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