KITG Vibes

KITG Vibes KITG Vibes = Karate in the Garage 💨 A raw, R-rated podcast on life, love, dating, mental health & weed-fueled survival. Your host? That’s me.

💥 About KITG Vibes (Karate in the Garage)
Welcome to KITG Vibes—aka Karate in the Garage—the realest, rawest, most unfiltered podcast you didn’t know you needed. Born from late-night smoke sessions and real-life breakdowns (followed by breakthroughs), this space is all about telling the truth, laughing through the pain, and passing the blunt and the wisdom. A mom, a survivor, a vibe curator, and someone who's lived a thousand lives in one body. I’ve been through it all—or at least know someone who has. From surviving toxic relationships and being married to the damn devil himself, to dating a man who wanted me to pee on him (seriously), and another who threw toddler-level tantrums and stormed off with a cutting board in a Lyft—you can't make this sh*t up. This podcast is for the women, the men, the stoners, the weirdos, the healed, the healing, the ones who cry in the car and laugh at inappropriate times. It’s for you if you’ve ever thought, “There’s no way I’m the only one going through this.” Spoiler: you’re not. We talk:

Dating horror stories & hookup madness

Marriage & divorce drama

Mental health & surviving the chaos

Weed wisdom & cannabis therapy

Men’s perspectives (yes, we hear y’all too)

Lessons we wish someone had told us sooner

💨 Karate = code for cannabis.
🧠 Garage = our judgment-free zone.
🎙️ KITG Vibes = the tribe you didn’t know you needed. If you’ve got a wild story, a hot take, or just need a good laugh and a reminder you’re not alone—we got you. Pull up, light up, and let’s talk about it.

03/07/2026

🍀 WE’RE COMING OUTSIDE 🍀

Saturday, March 14th we’re hitting the streets with GOODY BAGS in hand 👀

If you want one, you better hit us up and come find us 👏

We’ll be out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day early… passing out goodies, talking s**t, and grabbing a beer or three 🍻

Wanna meet up, snag a bag, and cheers with us?
DM us. Pull up. Wear green. Don’t be boring.

Let’s make it a Saturday. 🍀✨

Two MFN Butt Holes🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤭 Ypu gotta listen to a short clip from the podcast! And if you want the whole episode and more,...
03/04/2026

Two MFN Butt Holes🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤭 Ypu gotta listen to a short clip from the podcast! And if you want the whole episode and more, find us on Spotify🤣

Check out KITGVibes’s video.

⏰ 4:20AM EPISODE DROP ⏰Because normal podcasters drop at midnight…We drop when the gremlins wake up. 🌿👀If you’re up earl...
03/03/2026

⏰ 4:20AM EPISODE DROP ⏰

Because normal podcasters drop at midnight…
We drop when the gremlins wake up. 🌿👀

If you’re up early “reflecting”…
If you’re sitting in your car before work avoiding humanity…
If you just like a little chaos with your coffee…

Press play.

We recorded this one slightly unfiltered, slightly feral, and fully committed to the vibe. 🎙️

No scripts. No negotiating with insecurities. Just real life, bad decisions, and best-friend energy.

Welcome to KITG.
Practice in the garage responsibly. 😎

KITG Vibes · Episode

🚨 NEW LISTENERS — START HERE 🚨If you’ve been meaning to check out Kit G Vibes: Karate in the Garage… this is your sign.🎙...
02/27/2026

🚨 NEW LISTENERS — START HERE 🚨

If you’ve been meaning to check out Kit G Vibes: Karate in the Garage… this is your sign.

🎙️ Real dating stories
🔥 Real boundaries
💨 Real “garage sessions”
😂 Real life chaos

Some of our episodes have already stirred things up… and let’s just say 👀 not everything stays up forever.

So if you’ve been “meaning to listen” — don’t wait.

Because nothing is worse than:
“Wait… what episode??”
“It got deleted.”
“YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT?!”

Exactly.

Me + Nibbs are talking:
• Modern dating madness
• Masculine meltdowns
• Setting boundaries without apology
• The wild stories y’all send in anonymously

And we want YOUR stories next.

📩 Submit anonymously on the website
🎧 Binge the episodes now
🔗 Link in comments

This isn’t scripted.
This isn’t filtered.
This is real life in real time.

Welcome to the garage.










Tune in to our dating podcast for insightful conversations and advice that will help you navigate the modern dating landscape.

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02/25/2026

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Valentine’s Day FIT😈✨🪩
02/25/2026

Valentine’s Day FIT😈✨🪩

Check out KITGVibes’s video.

🎙️💚 PSA: We don’t negotiate with insecurities, entitlement, or emotional theatrics. 😎🚫If you need my body to regulate yo...
02/25/2026

🎙️💚 PSA: We don’t negotiate with insecurities, entitlement, or emotional theatrics. 😎🚫

If you need my body to regulate your mood, that’s not passion — that’s pressure. ⚖️🔥

We’re talking boundaries 🧱, masculine meltdowns 😤, and why wanting me is sexy… but needing me to function? Absolutely not. 💅🚩

Garage Gremlins, buckle up. 🎧💨🎙️✨












Www.kitgvibes.com

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🔥 GARAGE GREMLINS — WE WANT YOUR WILDEST STORIES 🔥  Think your story would make us laugh, blush, or say “WHAT THE HELL?!...
02/20/2026

🔥 GARAGE GREMLINS — WE WANT YOUR WILDEST STORIES 🔥

Think your story would make us laugh, blush, or say “WHAT THE HELL?!” 😏
Perfect. That’s exactly what we’re looking for.

💬 Confessions.
💬 Chaos.
💬 Funny, freaky, unbelievable moments.
💬 The story you swore you’d never tell anyone.

🎙️ Send it. Stay anonymous. Hear it on the show.

Scan the QR code and drop your story — 100% anonymous, no names, no shame, just vibes.
Then tune in to KITG vibes and see if your story makes the episode 👀🔥

🚨 Raw. Unfiltered. Real people. Real stories. 🚨

Tag your bestie who DEFINITELY has a story to confess 😈

Tune in to our dating podcast for insightful conversations and advice that will help you navigate the modern dating landscape.

02/17/2026

Tune in tomorrow @ 4:20 AM for a Wake-N-Bake!💚🎙️🔥

🧾✍️Consent Was Given📣

Thor is back in the garage… and this time, we’re unpacking the red flags.

In Part 2, we dig into dating patterns, ego, mixed signals, and the fine line between confidence and chaos. We read a short story that will absolutely have you laughing 😂

We talk self-awareness, accountability, and what happens when feelings get involved after the microphones turn off. Let’s just say… sometimes the loudest red flags don’t show up until later.

There’s tension. There’s humor. There’s growth.
And there may or may not be a plot twist about this episode’s future.

Will it stay up⁉️ 🤭

Will it mysteriously disappear⁉️😅

That depends on how well we all handle our emotions.

Buckle up, gremlins. This one’s layered. 🎙️🔥
Www.KITGVibes.com

https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0?si=p2TSXQgrTryv9faQ4-mNew

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02/15/2026

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🚨TUNE IN TODAY @4:20pm🚨This episode features Thor—a sharp-tongued, blue-collar philosopher with a heart of gold and a ta...
02/10/2026

🚨TUNE IN TODAY @4:20pm🚨
This episode features Thor—a sharp-tongued, blue-collar philosopher with a heart of gold and a talent for ending up in situations most people only hear about secondhand. Equal parts storyteller and straight shooter, Thor steps into the garage with unfiltered takes on life, dating, friendship, and the beautiful chaos that comes from saying yes a little too often.

We talk legendary single-guy decisions, bold moves, and the now-iconic “collection letter” used to get a girl’s attention (yes… that happened). Thor breaks down how he operates, what dating looks like when you’re older and still choosing chaos, and how humor, loyalty, and growth coexist in real life.

We also get real about domestic violence, accountability, and why the system doesn’t always protect the people it should—because behind the jokes is a man who shows up, stands up, and tells the truth.

Funny, slightly unhinged, unexpectedly heartfelt—this one’s a ride.
Buckle up, gremlins. 🔥🎙️
https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0?si=I-_6tzsSSU2PcS0zAGsJww

Podcast · KITG Vibes · KITG Vibes, Karate in the Garage, is where trauma meets comedy and chaos turns into clarity. Hosted by Michelle aka Mmmchelle and her hetero life mate Nibbs, this garage born podcast dives into real stories, messy healing, bad decisions, glow ups, and laugh through the pain ...

🌿🔥 FRIDAY CHECK-IN 🔥🌿It’s finally here, babes — Friday.We made it. Barely. But we made it. 💅So drop it below:👉 What are ...
08/29/2025

🌿🔥 FRIDAY CHECK-IN 🔥🌿

It’s finally here, babes — Friday.
We made it. Barely. But we made it. 💅

So drop it below:
👉 What are you getting into this weekend?
👉 Or better yet… what weird little kink, hobby, or habit might you be quietly indulging in? 👀
(We’re not judging, we’re collecting stories 😉)

📣 Bonus points if it’s something you can’t explain but absolutely love.
We’ll go first: “Practicing in the garage” takes on many forms around here. 🛠️💨💋

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