KITG Vibes

KITG Vibes KITG Vibes = Karate in the Garage 💨 A raw, R-rated podcast on life, love, dating, mental health & weed-fueled survival. Your host? That’s me.

💥 About KITG Vibes (Karate in the Garage)
Welcome to KITG Vibes—aka Karate in the Garage—the realest, rawest, most unfiltered podcast you didn’t know you needed. Born from late-night smoke sessions and real-life breakdowns (followed by breakthroughs), this space is all about telling the truth, laughing through the pain, and passing the blunt and the wisdom. A mom, a survivor, a vibe curator, and s

omeone who's lived a thousand lives in one body. I’ve been through it all—or at least know someone who has. From surviving toxic relationships and being married to the damn devil himself, to dating a man who wanted me to pee on him (seriously), and another who threw toddler-level tantrums and stormed off with a cutting board in a Lyft—you can't make this sh*t up. This podcast is for the women, the men, the stoners, the weirdos, the healed, the healing, the ones who cry in the car and laugh at inappropriate times. It’s for you if you’ve ever thought, “There’s no way I’m the only one going through this.” Spoiler: you’re not. We talk:

Dating horror stories & hookup madness

Marriage & divorce drama

Mental health & surviving the chaos

Weed wisdom & cannabis therapy

Men’s perspectives (yes, we hear y’all too)

Lessons we wish someone had told us sooner

💨 Karate = code for cannabis.
🧠 Garage = our judgment-free zone.
🎙️ KITG Vibes = the tribe you didn’t know you needed. If you’ve got a wild story, a hot take, or just need a good laugh and a reminder you’re not alone—we got you. Pull up, light up, and let’s talk about it.

Part 2 is where it gets reckless 😮‍💨🔥Cakes is BACK in the hot seat and she did NOT hold back… we’re talking virgin strip...
04/21/2026

Part 2 is where it gets reckless 😮‍💨🔥

Cakes is BACK in the hot seat and she did NOT hold back… we’re talking virgin stripper chaos, wild stories that get more unhinged by the minute, and the kind of 420 energy that has you laughing and questioning everything at the same time 💀💨

If you thought Part 1 was crazy… buckle up. This is the one you don’t wanna miss.

🎧 Wake & bake with us and hit Part 2 now on KITG Vibes

👉 You already know… it only gets worse (in the best way)

https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0

**dLife





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💨🔥 HAPPY 420 GARAGE GREMLINS 🔥💨Wake up…roll up…and press PLAY 😈🚨 PART 1 IS LIVE RIGHT NOW @ 4:20AM 🚨🎙️ Featuring our gir...
04/20/2026

💨🔥 HAPPY 420 GARAGE GREMLINS 🔥💨

Wake up…
roll up…
and press PLAY 😈

🚨 PART 1 IS LIVE RIGHT NOW @ 4:20AM 🚨
🎙️ Featuring our girl CAKES

and yeah…
she did NOT hold back 💀

This episode??
✔ unhinged
✔ hilarious
✔ slightly concerning 😭
✔ and somehow STILL gets crazier in Part 2

🌿 And let’s talk about it…
we were smoking Pineapple Express pre-rolls infused with oil and rolled in kief

Like…
MIND. BLOWN. 🤯🔥

👉 AND WE GOT PART 2 DROPPING TOMORROW @ 4:20AM

So don’t get too comfortable…
we’re just getting started 😈

🎧 Go listen NOW on Spotify
👍 Like us
👀 Follow us
📲 Share us with your people

📝 Got a wild story??
Send it in anonymous — we read the BEST ones 👀

We love you garage gremlins 🫶
Stay lifted… stay chaotic… and HAPPY 420 💨🔥

**dLife **dFacts





https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0

👀 TOMORROW… WE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING CRAZYGarage gremlins… we’re not doing just one episode…We’re dropping TWO. 💀🔥🌿 420...
04/19/2026

👀 TOMORROW… WE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING CRAZY

Garage gremlins… we’re not doing just one episode…

We’re dropping TWO. 💀🔥

🌿 420 SPECIAL
👉 MONDAY @ 4:20AM — Part 1
👉 TUESDAY @ 4:20AM — Part 2

And let’s just say…
this might be one of the most unhinged guests we’ve ever had 😭

🎙️ CAKES is back
and yeah… she somehow got EVEN FUNNIER

This is your warning:
✔ you will laugh
✔ you will be caught off guard
✔ you might need to replay parts because WHAT did she just say?? 💀

Set your alarms ⏰
Roll your blunts 🌿
Tell your friends 👀

Because tomorrow morning…
we’re waking up chaotic 😈🔥

We love you garage gremlins 🫶
420 starts EARLY over here 💨

🚨 420 SPECIAL ALERT 🚨Garage gremlins… we did NOT come to play this week 😈🔥We’re dropping TWO episodes for our favorite h...
04/18/2026

🚨 420 SPECIAL ALERT 🚨

Garage gremlins… we did NOT come to play this week 😈🔥

We’re dropping TWO episodes for our favorite holiday 🌿💨

👉 MONDAY @ 4:20AM — Part 1
👉 TUESDAY @ 4:20AM — Part 2 (our regular drop)

🎙️ Featuring our girl CAKES 💀

aka…
the virgin stripper
the most unhinged, funniest human alive
and someone we KEEP telling to do stand-up because WHAT even comes out of her mouth 😭

This girl will:
✔ make you laugh
✔ shock you
✔ give you emotional whiplash
✔ and have you questioning EVERYTHING

Because life??
Yeah… it made her funny as hell 😂

🌿 Wake & bake with your favorite podcast
KITG Vibes – Karate in the Garage

Go listen, like, follow, share, and send your anonymous stories 👀

We love you gremlins 🫶
Happy 420… now go press play 💨🔥
https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0

💚 www.KITGVibes.com

What’s something you thought was normal in relationships… until you realized it’s NOT?We all had that “WAIT A MINUTE…” m...
04/18/2026

What’s something you thought was normal in relationships… until you realized it’s NOT?

We all had that “WAIT A MINUTE…” moment 😭

💚Comment below or submit your story with the scan code, anonymously 😜
www.KITGVibes.com ⬇️
(you might save someone else from learning the hard way 👀)

Are you in love… or just used to each other?Routine hits different when you realize it’s not the same as love…Let’s talk...
04/17/2026

Are you in love… or just used to each other?

Routine hits different when you realize it’s not the same as love…

Let’s talk ⬇️
(be honest… no judgment here 🫣)

What’s worse: getting ghosted… or them coming back like nothing happened?The audacity be LOUD sometimes 😭Tell me your an...
04/16/2026

What’s worse: getting ghosted… or them coming back like nothing happened?
The audacity be LOUD sometimes 😭

Tell me your answer ⬇️
(and if they came back… did you respond or stand your ground? 👀)

Would you be mad if your partner was emotionally attached to AI?Like be SO real right now…are we competing with real peo...
04/15/2026

Would you be mad if your partner was emotionally attached to AI?
Like be SO real right now…
are we competing with real people or robots too?? 💀

Drop your thoughts ⬇️
Are we competing with real people or robots, too?? 💀 attached to AI?


www.KITGVibes.com

HAPPY TUESDAY GARAGE GREMLINS 😈🔥New episode just dropped at 4:20… go run it UP 👀Head over to Spotify and find KITG Vibes...
04/14/2026

HAPPY TUESDAY GARAGE GREMLINS 😈🔥

New episode just dropped at 4:20… go run it UP 👀

Head over to Spotify and find KITG Vibes – Karate in the Garage 🎙️

This one??
Yeah… you’re gonna wanna hear it 💀

😏 DO YOUR PART:
Go listen 🎧
Like us 👍
Follow us 👀
Share us with your friends (or enemies, we don’t care 😂)

📝 Got a story living rent-free in your head??
SEND IT IN — anonymous always 👀
We read the wild ones on the show 😈

We love you guys for real 🫶
Thanks for riding with us

Now go press play 🔥🔥
https://open.spotify.com/show/6g9ewhQByrsj8PFICnenz0?si=22c5d06fc70349a8

💚I just know…my soul smells like w**d at this point 💀💨Like not even a hint of sage… just straight ✨loud✨ and bad decisio...
04/13/2026

💚I just know…
my soul smells like w**d at this point 💀💨

Like not even a hint of sage… just straight ✨loud✨ and bad decisions

But honestly?
No regrets. Just vibes.

Come get high with us (mentally… or not 👀)
🎧 KITG Vibes — where the stories are unhinged and the smoke never clears

👉 New episode out now / Part 2 dropping Tuesday

**dLife 💚

Are you the ‘say exactly what you want’ type… or ‘hope they figure it out’ type?Some of y’all communicate.Some of y’all ...
04/12/2026

Are you the ‘say exactly what you want’ type… or ‘hope they figure it out’ type?
Some of y’all communicate.
Some of y’all play emotional charades 😭

Be honest ⬇️
(Which one are YOU… and which one do you keep dating? 👀)

💚Comment below or submit your story with the scan code, anonymously 😜
www.KITGVibes.com

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