Hilarious, health.

Hilarious, health. Health & Wellness Practitioner - Specializing in Nervous System Regulation & Intimacy Coaching

I began developing Hilarious, Health after working with a Health Coach for my own personal Nervous System damage. She often told me how inspiring my overall charisma was even after experiencing a lifetime of trauma and abuse, as well as SO much medical chaos and crisis. I told her I had to laugh about it, otherwise there was NO possible way I would still be a ‘living, breathing, remotely functioning’ individual. I told her that although I took my health very serious, I tried to look at the whole picture and not take it all too seriously. I stand by the statement that laughter is by far the best medicine and bringing humor into the darkness is sometimes the only light you can take with you. Hilarious, Health is my dream platform and safe-space for inspired healing, self embodiment and teaching the immense power behind Nervous System Integrity. For those who don’t know me, I am a chronically ill Wellness Practitioner, Intimacy Coach & Content Creator who suffers from Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, POTS Syndrome, Hemiplegic Migraines, ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), ADHD, CPTSD, IBS, PMDD and I’m also a multiple impact-TBI survivor. When people say “You have to fake it until you make it.” DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. I wish someone would have told me to steer clear of that particular phrase; instead I spent the better part of a decade trying to embody it. All “faking it” ever did for me; was send me further into my depression and anxiety and resulted in some of the worst imposter syndrome and paralyzing executive dysfunction I’d ever experienced. It left me feeling completely crippled in my home, on top of already tackling numerous health disabilities. From 2019-2020 I attended an astounding number of in person and ‘virtual retreats’ (seeing as the world was temporarily on hold). The ones that struck me to my core were centered around the ‘Embodiment of the Self’. At first I was so uncomfortable with this idea because quite frankly all I’d ever known was “faking it” and “fitting in” to what society and my family had told me I would need to, in order to be successful. I honestly had zero actual idea of who I was and what I truly wanted in life, love, health, career…(the list goes on). At first, attending these events really triggered my anxiety and left me in these large bouts of depression and disassociation. I continued to work closely with my Therapist, Psychiatrist, Doctors and Coaches as I attended these events and slowly some of my more ‘jarring’ symptoms (post-event) would quickly fade. For the first time in my adult life I was tapping in to who I truly was, what I actually wanted and how I was going to work on embodying myself and no one else. I hosted my first SKNRGY event in the beginning of 2020 and I haven’t looked back since (other than nationwide restrictions). Our first SKNRGY retreat sold out in 15 minutes and I was completely SHOCKED! To be honest I would’ve been thrilled if only one person booked a ticket. After continued requests for more events now that the pandemic restrictions are lifting globally, my team and I have started to reserve our 2022 lineup of retreat locations. These events/retreats are designed for small groups; focused on connecting to your nervous system, practicing emotional regulation, with a special twist of Embodiment Coaching and Somatic Healing Modalities. Being unapologetically myself is what propelled me into the next phase of my life and business, lightyears faster that ‘faking it’ ever hoped to. I’ve been able to immerse myself in so much knowledge over the past six years working in this field, and I'm so grateful that I get to interact with people from all around the globe. Shining my light to help others learn to shine their own; that’s my goal as Owner/Trauma Informed Certified Health Coach/Licensed Esthetician of Hilarious, Health | SKNRGY. All my love, xoxo - Tristin Halie

Thank you to all who have supported this wild and fantastic dream of mine!

My hilarioushealth Instagram was hacked!!!! DO NOT OPEN OR ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM THE ACCOUNT. DO NOT SAY YES TO ANY LINKS...
04/29/2022

My hilarioushealth Instagram was hacked!!!! DO NOT OPEN OR ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM THE ACCOUNT. DO NOT SAY YES TO ANY LINKS OR OFFERS!

Comparison kills. The end. Just because someone's situation may be better or worse than yours, does not give your circum...
12/23/2020

Comparison kills. The end. Just because someone's situation may be better or worse than yours, does not give your circumstances less validity. Be happy. Be sad. Be angry. Be YOU. No excuses. Just be unapologetically you. I see you. I hear you. I honor your need to process your emotions in a way that suits you best. Watch what happens when you honor yourself in the same fashion.

This year I learned that you MUST take care of all parts of your health. Emotionally, physically, and spiritually. All t...
12/23/2020

This year I learned that you MUST take care of all parts of your health. Emotionally, physically, and spiritually. All three categories play an integral role in the oh so elusive word "health". Health is so much more than your clothing size, the shape of your belly, and the size of your ass. There. I said it. Healthy looks different to everyone and that's OKAY! Don't know what healthy fully means to you? I'm here to help you learn what that unique situation looks like for you! Stick around awhile, you're in for some pretty stellar life lessons from yours truly. 💁‍♀️

Y'all if this year didn't burn you out, I need some of whatever you put in your coffee. 🥴☕ I have had more health crisis...
12/23/2020

Y'all if this year didn't burn you out, I need some of whatever you put in your coffee. 🥴☕ I have had more health crisis events this year alone than the last 2 years combined. Deciding to close my skin care studio and embarking into a different part of health, wellness and beauty all together has been one of the scariest things in my Entrepreneurial excursion. I'm here for it though. The universe has sent me in a very different direction this year and it's made me realize just how immensely blessed I am to live life in the way that I do. Am I chronically ill? Yes. Do I have a brain injury? Yes. Do I have CPTSD? Yes. Do I suffer from an extremely rare migraine condition known as hemiplegic migraines? Yes. Are some of my days too much for me to handle? Yes. However, what I've learned this year that's propelled me forward in a fashion I never expected...is that I don't have to live life the way I've been told to. Boom 💥. Mic drop for the people in the back. What I learned this year is that I'm allowed to make schedules and routines that work specifically for me! I'm allowed to have days where I intentionally take things slow in order to avoid a severe migraine episode. I'm allowed to design my days, and my nights. Period. This year I suffered a huge burn out and was hospitalized numerous times for different issues with my conditions. Know the signs. Be kind to yourself. Be patient with yourself. Show yourself grace. No one is going to swoop in and save you. The super hero you're looking for lives deep within you, you just have to know where to look. 🤍🤍🤍

What happens when you love yourself and trust your intuition completely? Well y'all are about to find out! 🥳🙌🏼 Embody lo...
12/17/2020

What happens when you love yourself and trust your intuition completely? Well y'all are about to find out! 🥳🙌🏼 Embody love. Your primary goal for 2021 should be learning how to meet every situation with some version of love. We're all just walking each other home. 🏡 So be kind. Be love.

Although we can renew our energy throughout any given day, I implore you to pay attention to what takes up the majority ...
12/08/2020

Although we can renew our energy throughout any given day, I implore you to pay attention to what takes up the majority of it. Is it your job? Your phone? Your kiddos? What if you reworked the energy you're putting out there and shifted its focus towards YOUR unique individual needs? Do something SOLELY FOR YOURSELF today! Give it a whirl and tell me how it goes in the comments. ⬇️

This year feels truly surreal in so many ways. In this moment I'm just feeling grateful. My life is so much better than ...
10/31/2020

This year feels truly surreal in so many ways. In this moment I'm just feeling grateful. My life is so much better than I could've ever imagined in so many aspects. Yes there is still BIG stressor after stressor in my little corner of the world 🌎. The future 🔮 is unknown to us all and what I'm loving about this current phase in my life is my unbridled desire to be present in my body. Instead of craving to run from my deeper and darker emotions I'm choosing to sit down with them and gently work my way through each and every one of them. I give myself the space to experience life at my own pace. Healing is a life long journey and I don't think I've ever viewed it as such until this year. So here I am. 27, Entrepreneur in a pandemic...taking everything quite literally one day at a time.
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Here's the tip of the day, and boy is it a poignant one! 🧘‍♀️ We're constantly looking for moments of control throughout...
10/30/2020

Here's the tip of the day, and boy is it a poignant one! 🧘‍♀️ We're constantly looking for moments of control throughout each day, when in reality the one thing we have the most control over is the dialogue in our own heads. What conversations are you having with yourself? Are they motivational? Are they belittling and angry? Your internal dialogue runs your external show. Make sure it's the show you want to be presenting.

What's your cozy look like today? Rocking the blanket at work for a 15 minute meditation 🧘‍♀️ session! Have you checked ...
10/30/2020

What's your cozy look like today? Rocking the blanket at work for a 15 minute meditation 🧘‍♀️ session! Have you checked in with your body today?

From panic to productivity. My P-to-P mini workshops have sold out for the month of October y'all! 💪🏼🥳🙌🏼🙌🏼 I'm beyond gr...
10/23/2020

From panic to productivity. My P-to-P mini workshops have sold out for the month of October y'all! 💪🏼🥳🙌🏼🙌🏼 I'm beyond grateful for the opportunity to work with this beautiful community. Want to get on the wait list for November? DM me! 😘

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What we do...at Hilarious, health.

Take your health serious, without taking it so seriously.

I designed Hilarious, health to help women become healthy, inspired, intuitively inclined, and ultimately to imagine her highest self and to show up as her each and every day. We see the world as we interpret it. We live accordingly. We are a physical representation of our core beliefs. What if many of these core beliefs turned out to be completely false? What if the information we’ve been telling ourselves in our mind has simply been a collection of excuses as to why we cannot actively live out our best lives? All because the implications it may have on ourselves or those that we love if we do start living our best life? As a Certified Health & Wellness Coach, Licensed Esthetician, Entrepreneur and Intuitive Empath; I designed Hilarious, health. as a platform for women who want to learn more about their mind and body connection, and how it pertains to their health, achievement of goals, relationship success and so much more.

So what are you waiting for? Let’s dig deep. Let’s talk dirty. Let’s get emotional. Let’s be vulnerable. Let’s grow, together. Let’s change the world!

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