
07/22/2025
It’s birthday day for my two favorite boys. ✨
One of them chased me for a year and a half. 💕
The other one screamed from a cage and got adopted on our second date. 🐾
(And honestly? Neither one has let me go since.)
Here’s the real story:
He asked me out a lot. I said no—a lot.
(“Rejected the f*ck out of me,” in his words. Not mine. 😂)
But then one day he told me he was getting a new place… and that he wanted to adopt a cat.
And this cat lady panicked. ☠️
Suddenly I was saying yes to a date—and not just to the cat.
That’s when the curtain dropped.
And I saw him the way he always saw me.
Flawed, but perfect.
He’s the one who reminds me I can be a therapist and still not have my sh*t together.
He’s the one who shows up when I need grounding.
And Ziggy? He’s just pure chaos and I love him for it.
Happy birthday to the guy who holds it all.
And the cat who knocks it off the counter. 🫠