sluttyseamoss

10/09/2025

Lets get into the power of BLADDERWRACK!

🍋 Our Pink Lemonade Sea Moss gel contains:
Lemons, Beets, Strawberries + Bladderwrack Herb 🌿

This powerful blend will keep you both strong and healthy!

Caution - Do not take Bladderwrack if you are breastfeeding. People with iodine allergy should not take Bladderwrack.
Avoid if suffering from hyperthyroidism or bleeding
disorder.

Disclaimer:

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If pregnant/lactating or taking any medications, please consult your physician prior to use.

Statements regarding dietary supplements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.

10/05/2025

Did you know sea moss contains 92+ essential minerals your body craves daily? 🌱
Adding Slutty Seamoss Gel to your smoothie supports:
✨ Immunity
✨ Digestion
✨ Radiant skin + healthy hair
✨ Long-lasting energy
Your smoothie just went from basic ➝ superfood powerhouse! 🥤💚

🥭 Mango. 🍌 Banana. 💦 Slutty Seamoss Gel.
That’s all you need for a smoothie that fuels your body + makes your skin GLOW ✨
Don’t just drink it… slay it. 💚
👉 Grab your jar of Slutty Seamoss Gel today and sip your way to sexy health!

10/02/2025

🍂 Hello October! 🍂
School is back in full swing, fall is in the air, and let’s be honest—germs are everywhere. 🤧 But don’t worry, we’ve got your family covered!
Our Cherry-Berry Elderberry Seamoss Gel is packed with benefits the whole family can enjoy:

✨ Boosts the immune system naturally
✨ Supports respiratory health during cold & flu season
✨ Provides 92 of the 102 minerals your body needs
✨ Packed with antioxidants & anti-inflammatory properties

🥄Just 2 tablespoons a day can help keep your family strong, energized, and ready to take on the season. 🍒🍇

Order yours today and give your family the healthy start they deserve this fall!

08/22/2025

🚨 CENTRAL VALLEY — THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! 🚨

Slutty Seamoss is making its way back this September and you do NOT want to miss this drop! 🫐🍍✨ Our Blueberry-Pineapple with Ashwagandha Slutty Seamoss (and more flavors 👀) are coming in hot, packed with the goodness your body craves and the flavor your taste buds LOVE.

💙 Ingredients that feel good.
💙 Energy that lasts.
💙 Wellness you can taste.

This isn’t just a drop—it’s a MOVEMENT. And Central Valley, you’re next! 🙌

📅 Mark your calendars.
⏳ Just a few days away.
🔥 Limited stock — when it’s gone, it’s gone!

Stay tuned, stay ready, and get ready to glow from the inside out with Slutty Seamoss.

06/27/2025

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06/25/2025

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨

Want to win a 16oz Pineapple Sea Moss Gel? Here’s your chance!

Here’s how to enter:
💥 Tag your friends and get them to follow us!
💥 The person who brings in the most new followers WINS!
💥 Tag as many people as you want — there’s NO limit!

We’ve got 7 days to hit 1,000 followers!
If we don’t make it, we’ll extend the giveaway another week — AND throw in a consolation prize (👕 maybe a T-shirt?) for one lucky participant!

Let’s grow this community and spread the sea moss love! 🌿🍍
Ready, set, TAG! 💪🏾

06/07/2025

🥄 PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY FOR DELIVERY IN CENTRAL VALLEY! 🚚

🌞 SUMMER JUST GOT HEALTHIER! 🌿
The Central Valley June & July Seamoss Drop has officially landed! 🍓🍍🥭🫐

All your favorite delicious, body-fueling flavors are here to keep you glowing and going strong all summer long. From Strawberry to Cherry-Berry Elderberry, there’s a jar waiting just for you.

💪 100% natural
🔥 Packed with nutrients
💦 Perfect for that summer energy

📍Limited stock. DM to order or tap the link in bio!

06/03/2025

🔥 FEEL GOOD FUEL JUST GOT SEXY 🔥
Say hello to your new daily obsession — Slutty Seamoss Gel 😋

Packed with 92 minerals, natural energy, and undeniable flavor, this isn’t just seamoss — it’s a lifestyle.

💪 Whether you’re hitting the gym, chasing goals, or just leveling up your wellness, Slutty Seamoss gives your body everything it craves — with a vibe that turns heads.

👕 Rock the brand.
🍯 Scoop the gel.
😋 Taste the glow.

Slutty Seamoss — Ingredients that feel good.
Available now. Are you bold enough to try it?

05/29/2025

🌞 SUMMER JUST GOT HEALTHIER! 🌿
The Central Valley June & July Seamoss Drop has officially landed! 🍓🍍🥭🫐

All your favorite delicious, body-fueling flavors are here to keep you glowing and going strong all summer long. From Strawberry to Cherry-Berry Elderberry, there’s a jar waiting just for you.

💪 100% natural
🔥 Packed with nutrients
💦 Perfect for that summer energy

📍Limited stock. DM to order or tap the link in bio!

04/24/2025

Looking for a delicious and powerful way to fuel your body and support your health? Our Soursop Seamoss Gel – where tropical flavor meets holistic healing!

Why Soursop?
Known as Graviola or Guanábana, Soursop is a tropical superfruit packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and anti-inflammatory compounds. It’s celebrated for:

Supporting a healthy immune system

Promoting digestion and gut health

Boosting energy naturally

Helping fight inflammation

Potential anti-cancer properties (thanks to acetogenins)

🍃Soursop Leaf:
Packed with antioxidants and anti-inflammatory power, Soursop leaf supports immune health, helps fight inflammation, eases pain, promotes restful sleep, and may aid in natural detox.

The Slutty Seamoss Difference:
We don’t just toss ingredients together. We handcraft each jar with love, flavor, and purpose. Our Soursop Seamoss Gel is:

100% natural and vegan

Infused with real soursop pulp

Free from preservatives, fillers, or BS

Made in small batches for maximum freshness and potency

Glow from the inside out. Heal holistically. Taste the difference.

04/23/2025

💪 Unleash Your Inner Beast with Slutty Sea Moss! 🌊

Gentlemen of the iron temple, get ready to level up your gains and recovery—naturally.
Slutty Sea Moss, the ultimate workout sidekick crafted for men who lift, run, jump, and conquer.

The Slutty Difference 🌟

Premium, Wild-Harvested SeaMoss: Sourced ethically and tested for purity.

Juiciest Fruit Infusions: Think pineapple-mango, strawberry-banana—no chalky seaweed aftertaste here.

Herbal Boosters: We grow key herbs ourselves for an extra wellness edge.

Zero Fillers: Just pure, potent SeaMoss Gel with love (and a dash of attitude).

How to SeaMoss Like a Champ 🔥

1. Scoop It – 1–2 tablespoons straight from the jar.

2. Mix It – Blend into your pre-workout smoothie, coffee, or even on whole-grain toast.

3. Crush It – Feel that nutrient flood energize every muscle fiber and recharge your post-squat soreness.

04/22/2025

Fuel Your Mind & Body with Our Blueberry Hibiscus Seamoss Gel!

Experience the perfect blend of vibrant flavor and powerful wellness with our Blueberry Hibiscus Seamoss Gel, infused with four potent medicinal mushrooms: Lion’s Mane, Turkey Tail, Chaga, and Reishi.

This isn’t your average seamoss—
It’s a brain-boosting, immune-supporting, energy-enhancing superfood powerhouse.

Key Benefits:

Lion’s Mane – Supports focus, memory & cognitive function

Turkey Tail – Boosts immunity & gut health

Chaga – Fights inflammation & supports cellular health

Reishi – Reduces stress, balances mood, and improves sleep

Seamoss – Packed with 92 essential minerals to nourish your body

All blended with antioxidant-rich blueberry and heart-loving hibiscus for a delicious, vibrant kick you’ll crave daily!

Whether you’re looking to elevate your wellness routine, sharpen your mental clarity, or simply enjoy a natural energy boost—this gel is your go-to.

Vegan. All-natural. Holistic health in a jar.

Your body is a temple. Nourish it well.

Shop now and feel the difference!