Tampa Bay Total Wellness

10/03/2025

✨ Tampa’s place to be… ✨
Step inside and let our waiting room set the tone for what’s to come. A gateway to luxury, where every detail is designed to tantalize your senses and transport you into an experience of beauty, vitality, and lasting wellness.

This isn’t just a visit. It’s the beginning of a journey into health, beauty, and longevity—crafted exclusively for you. 💫

09/24/2025

✨ We did it again! ✨
Tampa Bay Total Wellness is honored to be voted Best of the City IV Bar for 2023, 2024 & now 2025 — three years in a row! 🏆💧

We couldn’t be more grateful that YOU have chosen us as your go-to IV specialty bar. 💙

As our gift to you, enjoy 20% OFF all IVs now through October 31st.
From basic rehydration and immunity boosts to skin + wellness drips, NAD+ therapy, and even stem cell exosome IVs — we specialize in quality IV treatments that truly make a difference.

👉 Call us today to book your appointment and experience why Tampa Bay keeps choosing TBTW!

09/21/2025

09/08/2025

✨ Your chance to WIN a FREE Sciton HALO or MOXI laser treatment (up to $1,800 value)! ✨

What’s the catch?
➡️ Grab a ticket 🎟️
➡️ Join us this Wednesday at 12pm for a delicious lunch 🍽️
➡️ Learn all about the exciting new treatments for skin health this fall 🍂

🎁 Multiple prizes | 🍷 Food + Fun | 🎓 Education you won’t want to miss

✅ Limited seating left — don’t wait! Call DD at 813-609-4150 or DM us today to save your spot.

08/16/2025

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07/26/2025

👨‍⚕️🎭 Just wrapped up a very important virtual consult with Mr. John Mulaney (okay… it’s a spoof, but we take hormones seriously).

Our professional opinion?
📉 Pre-TRT Mulaney: witty, wiry, wondering what’s next.
📈 Post-TRT Mulaney (allegedly): jawline sharp, vibes confident, energy unmatched.
We’re not saying he’s on testosterone… but we’re not not saying it either 👀💉

At Tampa Bay Total Wellness, we do offer real consults—without the stand-up routine (unless you want one).
So whether you’re a Mulaney, a Manchild™, or just tired of feeling meh—TRT might be your next best set.

🎤 Now accepting virtual consults. Mic drop.

07/26/2025

😵‍💫 Walked into a room and forgot why?
Don’t worry, it’s not early dementia—it’s just your brain officially entering peri/menopause party mode 🥳✨

Estrogen isn’t just for hot flashes and mood swings. It fuels your focus, memory, and that sharp wit you miss so much.
Hormone harmony = mental clarity. Let’s get your brain back, one hormone at a time 🧠💕

07/22/2025

💉✨ AFFAIR-PROOF YOUR MARRIAGE
Step 1: Communicate.
Step 2: BHRT together.
Step 3: Remember what s*x used to feel like.

Because when your hormones are balanced, you’re too busy making out with your spouse to even notice Becky from accounting. 💋

Couples who optimize together, stay together.

07/11/2025