MAN v FAT Soccer - Tampa

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, boys.
God bless you all — truly thankful for every one of you. This group has taught me a lot about growth, perseverance, focus, discipline, and showing up even when it’s hard.
Appreciate you guys more than you know. ❤️⚽️

12/24/2025

🌍⚽ SOMETHING HAS AWAKENED.

🗓️ 18 July 2026
🏟️ Lilleshall National Sports Centre
🏆 MAN v FAT National Tournament

An old competitive fire.
The kind that doesn’t shout, its whispers to you in your dreams.

Soccer. Football. Call it what you want, the game speaks one language when glory is calling you.

AND during World Cup Finals season, when the whole planet is watching, moments like this don’t feel random. They feel… summoned.

A team in Tampa, feeling a pull from across the pond
A possible nexus event — where effort, weight lost, fitness earned, and belief collide.

If the portal opens…
We’ll be ready to walk through it!

👀🔥

Diaza

12/24/2025

Who's coming with me !?!

12/17/2025

Happy Birthday Coach Hess! 🎉⚽
The man who keeps the league moving, the sessions running, and the rest of us (mostly) in line 😄
Appreciate everything you do for the league and the boys every single week. Hope you have a great day, Coach!

12/10/2025

MATCHDAY 1 RECAP — THE CHRONICLE BEGINS AGAIN

(Peter Drury voice engaged) 🔊

Last Thursday, as Thanksgiving softened into memory, Season 7 roared back to life. Ninety percent attendance. Four teams reborn.
A league reminded of its purpose.

This is not merely football.
It is willpower versus waistlines, courage versus calories.
This… is MAN v FAT Tampa.

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BUTTERPOOL HC 9 – 7 O.B. CITY

The champions opened the curtain, carrying last season’s weight of expectation.
O.B. City arrived eager to spoil it.

Butterpool struck first — a 2–1 lead on the pitch — but the true score, as ever, waited on the scales.

Two men named Nick conquered Thanksgiving.
But only one changed fate.

Samarkos, reaching his 5% milestone, delivered the decisive blow. A single step.
A single number.
And the champions rise.

Butterpool begin their title defense with a 9–7 victory — the crown still theirs… for now.

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BLUE FAT-TASTIC 8 – 10 INTER UMAMI

A different battle. A different script.

Fat-Tastic jumped ahead 2–1, but the break had forged two warriors — Christian and Lance — both earning BMI BOSS status.
Their efforts canceled out, leaving destiny to the captain.

King Jason.
A man who carved away 25% of himself, untouched even by holiday excess.
A milestone of mythic weight.

With that single achievement, Inter Umami claim a 10–8 win and stand atop Season 7 after Week 1.

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AND SO THE STORY OF SEASON 7 BEGINS…

Four teams level in spirit, if not in score.
Champions tested.
A captain ascendant.
Bosses crowned.
Step Kings rising.
Ordinary men doing extraordinary things.

Season 7 stretches out before us — unpredictable, unforgiving, unforgettable.

On Matchday 2, the scales speak again.
Who rises?
Who melts?
Who answers the call?

12/04/2025

Man v Fat Soccer returns to Tampa… and the city exhales.
For Season 7 rises like a sun reborn, casting long shadows of expectation across a field that remembers every triumph and every heartbreak that came before.

Tonight, the curtain parts — and immediately, a duel of consequence:
OB City FC vs Butterpool HC.
The challengers against the champions.
The hunters against the hunted.

Butterpool arrive draped in the responsibility of a crown. Their title defense begins not with comfort, but with confrontation. They stand at the mouth of the gauntlet — twelve nights of strain and sweat, where legends are carved not by glory but by endurance.

Across the league, the winds have shifted.
New players step into their colors.
Transfers have reshaped destinies.
What was once known is now uncertain — and in uncertainty, football breathes.

Make no mistake: Season 7 will not be heaven.
It will be a pilgrimage through pressure.
A season of margins measured in inches, in heartbeats, in the final desperate tackle.
A season where every man must look inward and decide what story he wishes to write.

Tonight it begins — the struggle, the song, the chase.
Tonight the pitch becomes a proving ground once more.

Tampa, welcome back to the theatre.
Welcome back… to Man v Fat Soccer.

11/23/2025

Score Goals

11/21/2025

BIG GUYS NEEDED. Season 7 starts December 4th.

Looking for husky athletes ready to lace ’em up, melt butter, and score goals.
Location: BT Sports Academy, Pinellas Park, FL
Thursdays | 6:30 PM–8:00 PM
To get on the pitch, text Mike: (404) 406-5979

www.manvfatsoccer.com

11/18/2025

Season 7 kicks off Dec 4th

This isn’t a gym advert.
This isn’t a weight-loss lecture.
This is real football for real men — plus-size players who show up, show out, and rewrite their story one session at a time.

You don’t need to be fit to join.
You get fit by joining.
You get teammates, banter, goals (on AND off the pitch), and a whole community backing you.

If you’ve got heart… if you miss competing… if you want a place where you can scrap, sweat, score, and feel like yourself again —
The Turfburn cage is open!

Season 7.
Dec 4th.
MAN v FAT Soccer - Tampa.
Hit the link in bio and step in.

11/18/2025

11/17/2025

Season 7 begins Dec 4th.
New challengers wanted.
Plus-size athletes, this is your arena.
Sweat. Scrap. Score.

🔗 www.manvfatsoccer.com

MAN v FAT Soccer

11/17/2025

Season 7 begins Dec 4th.
New challengers wanted.
Plus-size athletes, this is your arena.
Sweat. Scrap. Score.

Hit the link in bio to join MAN v FAT Tampa.