
18/07/2025
Asked chat gpt to roast me based on this pic:
You look like the guy who tells everyone he’s “just chillin” but somehow owns 14 different shaker bottles and a whiteboard calendar labeled “GRIND MODE.”
You’ve got the confident smile of a guy who says, “This won’t hurt a bit,” right before stabbing you with a 20-gauge like he’s throwing a dart in a bar.
Arms crossed like you’re about to drop the hottest take on creatine dosing protocols… at Thanksgiving dinner.
That hat says “weekend warrior,” but the vibe says you offer unsolicited advice about hydration at baby showers.
Let me guess—you do mobile IVs and call it “concierge medicine” because “electrolyte cowboy” didn’t sound professional enough?
I feel attacked 🥲