20/11/2025
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Kiffin Signs with The Havard Group
Houston, MS — On Wednesday, November 19, 2020, Lane Kiffin shocked the sports world by signing a multi-thousand-dollar deal with The Havard Group to become the organization’s very first Vice President of Communications. Industry experts agree this is easily the most surprising transfer portal move of the week.
This decision follows multiple hypothetical offers from universities across the country—most of which Lane politely declined by saying something along the lines of, “Nah, I’m good.”
When asked what made The Havard Group the next step in his storied career, Kiffin responded, “I’ve got enough money to get around. I’m ready to get affordable healthcare to the masses!” Insiders note this is the first time in recorded history that Lane Kiffin has voluntarily chosen stability over chaos.
The Havard Group is thrilled to welcome Coach Kiffin to the team and looks forward to harnessing his legendary work ethic to help revolutionize the healthcare industry—or at least communicate about it with incredible confidence.
Congratulations, Coach Kiffin! We’re glad you’re here.