14/08/2025
If you give the QCR Network a clinical trial...
Tricia Harrison and Seneca Harrison will ask for a protocol to go with it.
When they get the protocol,
They will want a team to help them run it.
They'll gather PI's, coordinators, and maybe a mouse in a lab coat.
Then they'll need a stack of consent forms.
When Ashli Alejandro sees the consent forms,
She'll remember she needs patients to sign them.
Barbara Arispe will put up posters,
and maybe host lunch-and-learns and bring fresh baked cookies.
When the patients arrive,
Lisa Venghaus will want to do a screening visit.
The screening will need blood draws, vital signs, and a lot of questions.
And if Dr. Vachris takes vital signs, he'll remember he needs his stethoscope.
When he puts on his stethoscope,
He'll feel like a super-scientist and want to check patients heartbeat.
After Tricia collects all the data,
She'll need to enter it into the big, magical computer called the database.
When the database is full,
She'll get a report to review.
Reading the report will make her so proud,
she'll want to do ANOTHER clinical trial.
And if she wants another clinical trial...
She's going to need a protocol to go with it.
